• WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic About evolution and gender roles (in nature) on the Off-Topic board.

    Are there any religeous sites where I can go to spout something babyish and get reasonablly clever people to waste hours of their time providing me with information I'm not remotely willing to underst...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic You run into a burning building. You find a boy and a girl and your dog. You can only save one. Who do you save? on the Off-Topic board.

    I'd suck the dogs arse to see if it was dispensing chicken and dumplings. If the results were less than satisfactory I'd leave it to burn and hopefully recover it later to see what dog meat tastes ...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic What in Gaming Makes You Lose All Hope in Humanity? on the General Discussion board.

    That Microsoft have a console that's beating a Nintendo one. Everything is soul crushing about it. Crap western games, achievements, first person shooters, driving games without red shells. All si...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Can you drive a manual transmission vehicle? on the Off-Topic board.

    Printed on the inside of every Haynes Manual:Manual car: Man you are.Auto gearbox: You wear ladies' frocks.

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Zelda's Temple of Time in Unreal Engine 4 on the General Discussion board.

    I don't want a realistic Zelda. That footage looks like a better framerate version of the FMV you'd get on PS1 games. It's a good effort and that, but it's just bloody horrible. It's like CGI Jabb...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic I want to correct a mistake you "normals" keep making concerning inverted controls. on the General Discussion board.

    I like inverted x for third person cameras and I'm wondering if Mario 64 just taught it to me that way. Inverted Y first and third person. I remember having real problems with inverted X on Sleepy ...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic I want to correct a mistake you "normals" keep making concerning inverted controls. on the General Discussion board.

    I like inverted x for third person cameras and I'm wondering if Mario 64 just taught it to me that way. Inverted Y first and third person. I remember having real problems with inverted X on Sleepy ...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic What did you do the first time you were drunk? on the Off-Topic board.

    Stole a swan and shut it in an abandoned fridge.

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Memorable Last Words on the Off-Topic board.

    Look at this drumkit I made out of old landmines.That dildo you're driving up me with a hammer looks just like a 5 inch artillery shell.Don't pull the trigger very hard so the bullets come out slowly ...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic The landfill rumors were true on the E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial board.

    @nasar7 said:I never doubted this. But why are they digging it up now??They need the space to bury all the XBones that aren't selling. This is a cyclical event.

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Defend the games you love nobody cares about on the General Discussion board.

    @humanity said:Gitaroo Man is the single best music rhythm game ever made. It doesn't require defending, because it's brilliant. Not sure how many people even played it.More than played Um Jammer Lam...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic I Hate Trophies on the General Discussion board.

    I despise them. I've said it dozens of times how they're ruining games and are actually clever marketing but the blind won't listen. Now I just start games and use a tool to unlock all the achievem...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic The last ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ game you played? on the General Discussion board.

    From my gaming diary 2013:Bully - 21st Jun - Fin 27th July 2:55pm. Loved it, especially the superb finale even though it was easy. Some of the errands were a right pain like putting kids in bins and ...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Does completing the campaign have any benefits? on the Titanfall board.

    @spraynardtatum: Jaysus. I just read it. It's a bit gushy, innit.Ogre titan is the best played Eastenders style. Dash them into a wall, electric smoke, big punch. Get arrrrt of my pub! Your not ...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Did someone ever called you insane/crazy? Why? on the Off-Topic board.

    Loads of times. First that comes to mind is when I was in a hotel bar and this girl thought I was pissing in a pint glass under the table and then drinking it. After about three pints she confonted...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Does completing the campaign have any benefits? on the Titanfall board.

    It adds an enriching blanket of story over everything and turns what could have been a quick-to-stale shooter with mindless robots into a dynamic galaxy spanning space-opera that'll make you care abo...

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic I'm thinking on buying an Xbox one this fall. Am I insane? on the Xbox One board.

    If your friends are on the XBone then that might be a reason to get one. If you care about games then get the PS4.

  • WickedFather posted a message in the forum topic Still Playing? on the Titanfall board.

    I've been hoping for a thread like this but didn't want to start one. I'm at level 48, got there pretty fast, had great fun with it at the start, am winning most games, playing with friends, and as s...