Colonoscopies and head Lice preferred over US Congress

http://www.politico.com/blogs/on-congress/2013/01/americans-prefer-nickelback-root-canals-to-congress-153656.html

I knew that Congress was not very liked, but when prefer nickleback then you fucked up.

Sounds about right.

@McGhee said:

Sounds about right.

Yep. Someone pass the endoscope.

Well a colonoscopy would accomplish about more in a few hours than the congress has in a while.

Don't get me wrong, Nickleback aren't great, but they're also not the cancer that's killing modern music, which seems to be the tone on how a lot of people refer to them.

Was there some meme on Nickleback that I missed at some point?

You know what you guys need? A good monarchy.

@Video_Game_King said:

You know what you guys need? A good monarchy.

Oh yeah? How would you rule?

@McGhee said:

@Video_Game_King said:

You know what you guys need? A good monarchy.

Oh yeah? How would you rule?

In a kingly fashion. Duh!

@DizzyMedal said:

Don't get me wrong, Nickleback aren't great, but they're also not the cancer that's killing modern music, which seems to be the tone on how a lot of people refer to them.

Was there some meme on Nickleback that I missed at some point?

Nickelback is simply the current barometer used by a lot of people to measure the bottom of the barrel in terms of modern popular music. I can't say that I blame those people because Nickelback is a horrible thing.

Apparently they're still more popular than Communism. Take that China.

@Video_Game_King said:

@McGhee said:

@Video_Game_King said:

You know what you guys need? A good monarchy.

Oh yeah? How would you rule?

In a kingly fashion. Duh!

Chopping the heads off of your unfit wives? Placing yourself at the head of your religion? Groom of the Stool? That sort of thing?

@McGhee said:

Sounds about right.

These were my words exactly.

The scope is not that bad it's the prep the day before that sucks. I have to get one done about every 6 months you dread the night before. You are knocked out when they do the scope

I seriously hope Nickelback can solve America's fiscal crisis or we're fucked.

@McGhee:

In order:

• I'm not chopping my wife's head off. She's too good a political asset to do that.
• Nope. No religion up here. Not that it'd be difficult...
• What?

@FunkasaurasRex said:

Apparently they're still more popular than Communism. Take that China.

Raaaw v_v

@Video_Game_King said:

@McGhee:

In order:

• I'm not chopping my wife's head off. She's too good a political asset to do that.
• Nope. No religion up here. Not that it'd be difficult...
• What?

If you don't have a Groom of the Stool, then you ain't a king worth having.

@DizzyMedal said:

Don't get me wrong, Nickleback aren't great, but they're also not the cancer that's killing modern music, which seems to be the tone on how a lot of people refer to them.

Was there some meme on Nickleback that I missed at some point?

I'm not working for mcdonalds

imnotworkingformcdonalds

@McGhee:

I looked it up, and it has something to do with poop. I don't poo, though. YOUR LITERATURE IS A LIE.