Do you have a beard?

Pretty simple poll, do you have a beard or not? But do tell us the reasons why you do or don't sport a beard. Maybe you physically can't grow one, or maybe you can't keep it from growing a la Homer.
 

I can only grow a goatee : (

Peach fuzz.

No beard.
 
I got the Jeff syndrome.

Normally I do, but I had a birthday party on the weekend that was moustache themed. I'm now sporting a mo at work and I feel a little weird.

No. But anyone sporting something like Serj's, I bow to you.

I can grow a pretty nice goatee, but the sides of my face tend to be a little...sparse? Maybe they need longer to grow I guess. I was rockin' a mustache for a couple of years. Now I shave my facial hair, but I only do it once a week, so at the end, I'm a pretty scraggly lookin' dude.

Currently, Yes. Full beard.
 
Usually, I just rock the gotee, instead of a full beard.

I always have a trimmed goatee, it feels weird when I don't have it, if I grow it, it still grows in patches, and turns kinda red, If I keep it short it's golden, golden baby.

Nope. I've never had a beard. Though, I did just finish shaving.

If I could grow one, I'd love to have one.

I grow it out to a stubble and then shave it. The problem is that the hair above my lip grows so damn slow, so I don't think a full beard would look too great. A seventeen year old with a beard might be seen as trying too hard, too.

yup started it when i quit my last job because i was now free to do so. Got a pretty nice goatee going now

I've made it a habit to shave everyday, maybe I could grow one. I should try it.

I've been in various stages and styles of beardedness for the last 2 years or so.   Last august I shaved completely, immediately regretted it, and haven't shaved since.  I HATE shaving. 

I get scruffy, but I shave it because the hair starts to get annoying.
 
I have enough on my legs anyways.

" If I could grow one, I'd love to have one. "

Goatee and the occasional stubble when I'm too lazy to shave.

Like Jeff, I am completely incapable of growing a beard. I can't even grow a proper mustache. I actually don't own a razor of any sort, my facial hair is so sparse I rarely need more than a pair of trimmers.

Wow, it's 50/50 at the moment. 
 
I dont have a beard, but I've got sizeable sideburns. Grew them out when I was doing Movember and decided to keep them. 
 
Also if anyone is interested, I'm going for this next Movember.   
 
*edit* Gah, having trouble attaching it from behind the work proxy. Here you go. 
 
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-brosnan-bond.jpg

I have a beard.  Not a big santa one, more like an Agent York one.  Kinda itchy so I should probably shave it.    

I also have a Wii.

I think this song sums up my feelings on beards pretty well.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDdIdr385tY&feature=related

Mine looks like the first one after a month of not shaving. Thanks to my Scottish genes.  
Next time I have a length of time that doesn't require me to be clean shaved all the time I'll see how big I can get it.

All I do is grow beard.

Usually have an Honest Abe.

Yes, I feel naked without one.

Currently, yes. I have no time for shaving during finals.

I have stubble sometimes when I don't get a chance to shave, but other than that I just have sideburns down to the end of my ear lobes.

Beards rule.  Here's my beard.
 

I wish i could grow a beard, I'm in my mid 20's and have patchy, dirty, stubble.

Occasionally I keep a little York-ish beard, but not that dense at all. I got a pretty light beard, both color-wise and density.

Yep but it's gross, not nearly as pimping as York's.

I haven't shaved in a few days so I have a bit of a shaggy beard thing going on right now. 

I recently got rid of mine.

NECKBEARD 
 
FUCK YEAH 
 
and awesome sideburns OH LORD

Did a full beard for No Shave November. Didn't really like the 'stache ticking my nose, so goatee is what I sport for the most part.

Yup, though it only grows on my chin, unfortunately. Massive chinbeard!

" Yup, though it only grows on my chin, unfortunately. Massive chinbeard! "

naw, its a pain

Not yet.

I have two...

" I have two... "