Embarrassing Moments

Hello my fellow Duders, today I was at subway for lunch and I asked for a foot-dong instead of footlong I said this to any extremely cute girl that works there she and then the rest of the people working there began to laugh needless to say it was extremely awkward and embarrassing so I was just wondering what some of your guy's more embarrassing moments have been.

Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted....

That's pretty funny dude. I'd be pretty embarrassed. 
 
I was pantsed once in kindergarten. That was super embarrassing. 
 
@Lemon said:

" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "

I read about this one guy once who went into Subway and asked for a foot dong instead of a foot-long.

" I read about this one guy once who went into Subway and asked for a foot dong instead of a foot-long. "

Passed out once back in fifth grade music class while singing a song about the 50 states. Got caught on camera too. Pretty embarrassing for fifth grade me.

" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "

" @Lemon said:

" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "

You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record. "

" @Zithe said:

" @Lemon said:

" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "

You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record. "

lmao  Lemon, you're effin' up. "

Speaking of Subway embarrassment. Holding up a huge queue because the girl behind the counter doesn't understand my accent and so I have to point at everything I want.

" @JJWeatherman said:

" @Zithe said:

" @Lemon said:

" Writing duel wield instead of dual wield on that Star Wars video I posted.... "

You also still need to correct the Unleased part, for the record. "

lmao  Lemon, you're effin' up. "

Fuck Star Wars! "

" @Ahmad_Metallic:  
Haha thanks! But it's totally reasonable for users to complain, otherwise the mistake would go unnoticed. Today was just a typo kind of day at the whiskey office for some reason. Drew had to change multiplyer to multiplayer on that Goldeneye quicklook, and I had my Star Wars moment. We are human indeed. I still like Star Wars though :) "

" @Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2. "

" @HS21 said:

" @Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2. "

He can't afford a real leather couch? Either way, everything else seems TOO plausible. "

" @Lemon said:

" @HS21 said:

" @Lemon: Denis Dyack draped over a yellow pleather couch sliding his naked belly up and down the cushions with the aid of the chicken grease that had accumulated over dinner earlier that night. He's on level 2. "

He can't afford a real leather couch? Either way, everything else seems TOO plausible. "

It's not about what you can and can't afford with the 'Dack'. It's about living a lifestyle and letting people know that you do.  "

"Hello my fellow Duders, today I was at subway for lunch and I asked for a foot-dong instead of footlong I said this to any extremely cute girl that works there she and then the rest of the people working there began to laugh needless to say it was extremely awkward and embarrassing so I was just wondering what some of your guy's more embarrassing moments have been. "

Jeff once ate cow poop after getting hit in the head with a baseball.  

I went to school with no pants on and didn't realize it till went to the washroom that day. 
This was in Kindergarten.