Everything needed for a perfect SSB wannabe for the PS3/360

In one of my topics, I put down my dream game being a SSB game. That got me thinking what the GB community (the greatest minds in all of gaming) would think should be included. Just put one thing at a time (one thing includes only one character at a time).

A .44 Magnum...so I can blow my fucking head off over another goddamn SSB clone coming to a fucking gaming console.  This franchise and its kind need to die!!!

Balance.

I'd like to see a SSB game featuring gay rappers from the LOGO channel.