Girlfriend issues

So i'm going out with this girl , and im trying to get to first base. Next thing I know, im drunk on the couch with a copy of madden 98 for the pc and a porcupine.
 
So my question to the giant bomb community is, best night ever, or worst night ever?
 

Madden 99 was far superior, so yes the night was a failure.

Sounds like you got BLITZED
 
lulz

god damn it, the porcupine is pregnant! i blame you coltonio!

Sounds like you got BLITZED 

" Sounds like you got BLITZED  lulz "

"god damn it, the porcupine is pregnant! i blame you coltonio! "

You should have been playing a baseball game if you wanted to get to first base.

" You should have been playing a baseball game if you wanted to get to first base. "

" @Smarter_Martyr said:

" You should have been playing a baseball game if you wanted to get to first base. "

Maybe he got a touchdown. "

" @Bucketdeth said:

" @Smarter_Martyr said:

" You should have been playing a baseball game if you wanted to get to first base. "

Maybe he got a touchdown. "

Maybe. I hope he wore a condom for ... safety. 2pts. "

Sounds like an ordinary night when you're with a girlfriend. 

Uh... Yeah, major fail. 
You should have brought alcohol with you. 
Or GHB . 
 
That works too.

at least you didnt wake up with a dead hooker between your legs.

Isn't first base just a kiss?

Hey man, you gotta start somewhere. How hot was the porcupine? You get them digits?

All I can say is be glad the porcupine wasn't in a frisky mood, it could of turned out much worse if it were.
 
Locking this down. As much as I appreciate the attempt at humour I am however anti-spam-topics!