How often do you shower?

" Once a day, typically in the morning.  "

Once a day. No more no less 
 
Hot water is expensive 

A shower a day keeps the greasy hair away. The smell too, that's not great either.

If you don't shower once a day, except your lazy stay-in days.
 
I'm going to give you some awkward advice, that others bounce around. 
 
You stink, go shower.
 
Your welcome.

A Public Service Announcement: 
 
If you are sexually active, please do the responsible thing and practice clean sex. 
 
Shower everyday. Nobody wants to handle your grimy, smelly junk.

I swear this poll was made once before.

Every day. No exceptions.