If one more person says _______, I'm going to ____________.

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#1  Edited By HelpImUpsideDown

Fill in the blanks duders!

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#2  Edited By PeasantAbuse

I'm really digging your username/avatar combo, just so you know.

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#3  Edited By SpaceRunaway

If one more person says "am I the only one who....", I'm going to not really do anything, but I'll be unhappy on the inside.

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#4  Edited By JasonR86

"If one more person says problems that aren't clearly defined by a medical problem aren't real, I'm going to lose my shit."

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#5  Edited By themangalist

If one more person says "Anime is for jerks", I'm going to lose hope in humanity.

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#6  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Boku no Pico. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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#7  Edited By Video_Game_King

If one more person says, "there's a pizza party down the hall", I'm going to cum.

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#8  Edited By grilledcheez

If one more person says "Jeff Girthsman" I'm going to have restored faith in humanity.

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#10  Edited By Foxtrot0245

@ViciousAnchovy: That was great, thank you for that.

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#11  Edited By crusader8463

The one that comes to mind for recent times is that first world problems meme. I'm sorry I'm not an orphaned, aids ridden, starving African child but that doesn't mean every complaint I make is automatically invalid because of it. That meme becoming so wide spread has made watching any Luis CK bit impossible for me because I know he was the one that started the meme and my hatred for it makes it impossible for me to see him for more then a few seconds before I want to kick him in the nuts for it.

Runner Up:Any one of the memes idiots use online to dismiss any argument no matter how valid or well thought out the original poster may have written it. Why are you even posting online if regurgitating the meme of the week is the most effort and brain power you can use to contribute to the conversation?

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#12  Edited By ShadowConqueror

If one more person says Skyrim sucks, I'm going to poop.

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#13  Edited By SSully

@ViciousAnchovy: Oh my God, I am in physical pain from laughing so hard at that video! Thank you, thank you so much!

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#14  Edited By Foxtrot0245

@crusader8463: Cool story bro...

But for real, I feel the same way about both of your points.

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#15  Edited By Three0neFive

If one more person says "If one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.", I'm going to say "If one more person says 'if one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.'"

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@Three0neFive said:

If one more person says "If one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.", I'm going to say "If one more person says 'if one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.'"

If one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.

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#17  Edited By Arker101

If one more person states their opinion in an idiotic fashion on the internet, I will continue to feel sad for humanities' sake.

@crusader8463 said:

Runner Up:Any one of the memes idiots use online to dismiss any argument no matter how valid or well thought it the original poster may have written it. Why are you even posting online if regurgitating the meme of the week is the most effort and brain power you can use to contribute to the conversation?

It can be used well. I was arguing for the idea that Fallout 3 had a "loneliness" to it, and all of a sudden it came to me. The official name of the protagonist was The Lone Wanderer so after I explained my thoughts on how that game comes off as being designed to make the player feel alone in a sense, I made my final post...

Lone Wanderer/Argument

I had already provided an point of view, though, so I guess it isn't exactly the same as your complaint, but that's the only time I ever used the /Argument meme. I thought I used it rather well, myself.

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#18  Edited By ShaggE

If one more person says "PC Master Race" and truly believes that this makes them a better person in any way, I'm going to plotz.

If one more person says "Sweet chimichangas, that's a lot of inexplicable Cajun cuisine at my front door!", I'm going to pirouette.

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#19  Edited By crusader8463

@Arker101: It's one thing to use it after taking the time to type out and explain your point of view, but my annoyance is directed towards those that just use it as a blank reply and never put any more effort into it then that. We are all guilty of it some times, but it's really annoying when that's the only replies you get after taking some time and effort to explain your POV on a topic.

If someone takes the time to type out a response to something I wrote, that is more then two to three words strung together, I try to take the time to always reply with an equal response. Feels disrespectful not to.

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#20  Edited By jacksukeru

If one more person says that they've lost faith in Humanity, for whatever reason, I'm going to suggest that they go farm some in the sewers.

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#21  Edited By Arker101

@crusader8463: I completely agree, it's frustrating to receive "Cool Story Bro" when you genuinely want peoples opinions on the matter at hand. I was just recounting the way I used that ones of meme, and how I believe it was best used.

I do think that /Argument and cool story bro are applicable in a troll thread, however. It'll get locked soon anyways, so why not have some fun?

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#22  Edited By EarlessShrimp

"If one more person says MAD LIBS I'm going to RATCHET."

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#23  Edited By Bigbombomb

If one more person says "I have OCD" without actually having it, I'm going to fix these fringes on my rug.

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#24  Edited By Subjugation

If one more person says how screen resolutions could increase Dora the Explorer's popularity, I'm going to ponder why Rapelay will lick L.A. Noire's face.

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#25  Edited By HaltIamReptar

If one more person says something in this thread, I'm going to read it

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#26  Edited By fourby

If one more person says Keep Calm, i'm going to Carry On.

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#27  Edited By MaddenedMan

If one more person says "I put my Wiimote in the microwave and I didn't get-" I'm going to say "SORRY."

But more seriously, If one more person says "Just sayin'" in a casual fashion, I'm going to silently lose all respect for them and their people.

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#28  Edited By DarthOrange

If one more person says achoo, I'm going to say bless you.

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#29  Edited By Tireyo

If one person says I'm going to rape you, you bastard, I'm going to say I'm going to kick your ass bitch.

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#30  Edited By Funzzo

If one more person says PC gaming is dead/dying I am going to continue to not give a shit and keep playing my awesome PC.

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#31  Edited By CaLe

If one more person says why does the number 5 on this phone not work? I'm going to shit bricks.

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If one more person says "Winning!" I'm going to chastise them for being an out of touch ass.

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#33  Edited By ExplodeMode

If one more person says "one-shotted" or "critted", I'm going to pull the plug on the internet.
 
If I rip my modem out of the wall that ruins it for everyone, right?

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#34  Edited By Hosstile17

If one more person says, sandwich, I'm going to poop stain their couch.

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#35  Edited By penguindust

If one more person says "help me screw in this light bulb" I'm going to turn this ladder.

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#36  Edited By InternetCrab

If one more person says '' But then i took an arrow to the knee '' i'm going to '' support SOPA ''