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If one more person says _______, I'm going to ____________.
If one more person says "am I the only one who....", I'm going to not really do anything, but I'll be unhappy on the inside.
The one that comes to mind for recent times is that first world problems meme. I'm sorry I'm not an orphaned, aids ridden, starving African child but that doesn't mean every complaint I make is automatically invalid because of it. That meme becoming so wide spread has made watching any Luis CK bit impossible for me because I know he was the one that started the meme and my hatred for it makes it impossible for me to see him for more then a few seconds before I want to kick him in the nuts for it.
Runner Up:Any one of the memes idiots use online to dismiss any argument no matter how valid or well thought out the original poster may have written it. Why are you even posting online if regurgitating the meme of the week is the most effort and brain power you can use to contribute to the conversation?
If one more person says "If one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.", I'm going to say "If one more person says 'if one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.'"
@Three0neFive said:
If one more person says "If one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.", I'm going to say "If one more person says 'if one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.'"
If one more person says ____, I'm going to ____.
If one more person states their opinion in an idiotic fashion on the internet, I will continue to feel sad for humanities' sake.
@crusader8463 said:
Runner Up:Any one of the memes idiots use online to dismiss any argument no matter how valid or well thought it the original poster may have written it. Why are you even posting online if regurgitating the meme of the week is the most effort and brain power you can use to contribute to the conversation?
It can be used well. I was arguing for the idea that Fallout 3 had a "loneliness" to it, and all of a sudden it came to me. The official name of the protagonist was The Lone Wanderer so after I explained my thoughts on how that game comes off as being designed to make the player feel alone in a sense, I made my final post...
Lone Wanderer/Argument
I had already provided an point of view, though, so I guess it isn't exactly the same as your complaint, but that's the only time I ever used the /Argument meme. I thought I used it rather well, myself.
@Arker101: It's one thing to use it after taking the time to type out and explain your point of view, but my annoyance is directed towards those that just use it as a blank reply and never put any more effort into it then that. We are all guilty of it some times, but it's really annoying when that's the only replies you get after taking some time and effort to explain your POV on a topic.
If someone takes the time to type out a response to something I wrote, that is more then two to three words strung together, I try to take the time to always reply with an equal response. Feels disrespectful not to.
If one more person says that they've lost faith in Humanity, for whatever reason, I'm going to suggest that they go farm some in the sewers.
@crusader8463: I completely agree, it's frustrating to receive "Cool Story Bro" when you genuinely want peoples opinions on the matter at hand. I was just recounting the way I used that ones of meme, and how I believe it was best used.
I do think that /Argument and cool story bro are applicable in a troll thread, however. It'll get locked soon anyways, so why not have some fun?
If one more person says "I have OCD" without actually having it, I'm going to fix these fringes on my rug.
If one more person says how screen resolutions could increase Dora the Explorer's popularity, I'm going to ponder why Rapelay will lick L.A. Noire's face.
If one more person says "I put my Wiimote in the microwave and I didn't get-" I'm going to say "SORRY."
But more seriously, If one more person says "Just sayin'" in a casual fashion, I'm going to silently lose all respect for them and their people.
If one more person says "one-shotted" or "critted", I'm going to pull the plug on the internet.
If I rip my modem out of the wall that ruins it for everyone, right?
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