If you owned a store, what would you sell?

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#1  Edited By Aegon

I guess I'm mostly talking about a retail store, but if you have one in mind that sells a service then go ahead. 

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#2  Edited By EdIsCool

My initial thought was books then records...then I realised the essential pointlessness of both endeavors....infected Aids needles?

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Pies. I can, and do, bake pies. So if the world ends tomorrow, and there's no more need for software engineers, well, pies it is.

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Air Jordans.

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#5  Edited By Yummylee

Misery.

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#6  Edited By MikkaQ

I would sell the store. Any retail that survives the digital age will be boring places to work at like clothing stores or walmart-type places. Anything of interest to me like books, vinyl, cds, dvds, or video games aren't going to last that much longer in the retail space so it would be a pointless endeavor.

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Ideas. Ideas of every kind. New and used.

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#8  Edited By BeachThunder

@Abyssfull said:

Misery.

I'll take two.

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#9  Edited By Aegon
@MikkaQ said:
I would sell the store. Any retail that survives the digital age will be boring places to work at like clothing stores or walmart-type places. Anything of interest to me like books, vinyl, cds, dvds, or video games aren't going to last that much longer in the retail space so it would be a pointless endeavor.
So by that logic, does it only make sense to sell clothes in retail, because you can't know for sure if something's going to fit you and whether a piece of clothing is damaged online?
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I hate people, so I would probably open up a Pinkberry.

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#11  Edited By matthias2437

Exercise equipment and computer components. For computer enthusiast that like to stay in shape. (like me)

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#12  Edited By biospank

I would sell porn

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#13  Edited By MikkaQ

@H2Oyea This might not work, I can't properly reply on an iPad but oh well: I think anyone who buys clothes online is crazy so yes. How can you tell the quality of the fabric and stitching online? Or if the actual clothes are quality and not flimsy? Or if their large is the same as the larges you usually buy? Or even if the item in question looks good on your figure? Shoe shopping is probably the only reasonable clothing item purchaseable online due to fairly standardized sizes and even then it's kinda crazy.

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#14  Edited By Aegon
@MikkaQ: Mhmm okay, so what's boring will survive the digital age but what isn't won't. 
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#15  Edited By lockwoodx

If I owned a store it would be named "VICE" and sell nothing but women's stiletto heels and single malt scotch. I almost talked my buddy into doing it once but instead he's a third owner of UMI right downtown in the bay area by the giantbomb guys. Best Sushi you'll ever have.

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#16  Edited By Twitchey
@biospank: You wanna fight the internet free porn business? 
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#17  Edited By AlexanderSheen

Manga. I don't read much of it, but ,if I had a store full of the stuff, then I could read as much as I want.

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#19  Edited By Hitchenson

Hard drugs and knives. Maybe some hoodies for when you're taking hard drugs or stabbing people in the street.

Or real Cornish pasties, seeing as how I can make an amazing pasty. Seriously, what is with the pasties in London? They shouldn't be allowed to exist, especially when they say they're Cornish, all my mad.
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@H2Oyea said:

@MikkaQ: Mhmm okay, so what's boring will survive the digital age but what isn't won't.

No my point is that working or owning a clothing store is really boring compared to a store that sells media such as books, games, or movies TO ME. Physical necessities like clothes, food, housewares, or cars will always have retail space (well maybe not forever, but you get my point).

And that eventually digital distribution like steam, netflix, apple and amazon will have replaced all traditional retail methods of acquiring those, which for me means owning a store that sells those isn't the wisest of ideas if I wanted something to pass down to my children or whatever. Because they'll grow up being used to the idea that it's all there on the internet.

THOUGH you mentioned my store could be a service, in which case I'll open a blowjob store. EVERYONE loves blowjobs, I'll be a millionaire in weeks, I wonder why no one else has tried this?

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#22  Edited By 71Ranchero

Un-finished furniture.

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If I could partake in any business endeavor with the guarantee that I will always at least be successful enough to not lose a bunch of money, I would open a combination record store and arcade.

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Books.

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#25  Edited By Dany

Books.

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#26  Edited By MikeGosot
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@MikeGosot said:

If i owned a store it would be a sex shop.

Why not both? Video gamer's love (the idea) of sex: fact.

Oh i dunno, these NERDS get their game porn on the internet with mods and shit. 
  
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#27  Edited By Yummylee

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Books.

@Dany said:

Books.

You two should be business partners.

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#28  Edited By Dagbiker

I would sell sex, nostalgia, and coffee. The only way I can think to do that though is throuh some froiedean mother-son/father-daughter relationship or a strip bar, or perhaps both.

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#29  Edited By KarlPilkington

Oscillating tower fans, that would be cool.

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#30  Edited By Arbie

10 minute cuddles with kittens.

Or books, games, comics and merchandise! Maybe I should make that and...

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Food.

Because every person on the fucking world needs it, so I'll never run out of customers to screw over.

Oh, and in the back I will run a small mafia to secure my supremacy as food store and rent out hired goons.

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#32  Edited By StalkingTurnip

This may not work to support an entire company but I was thinking yo the internet loves my little pony way to much and then i thought about how exploitative and profitable skylanders is. All I am saying Activision/Hasbro if you use this idea I totally called it.

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@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Books.

@Dany said:

Books.

You two should be business partners.

And you should be our posterboy!
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#34  Edited By Yummylee

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Books.

@Dany said:

Books.

You two should be business partners.

And you should be our posterboy!

Are you serious?! I'm too busy selling Misery across the street.

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#35  Edited By mylifeforAiur

@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Books.

@Dany said:

Books.

You two should be business partners.

And you should be our posterboy!

Are you serious?! I'm too busy selling Misery across the street.

That's my favourite Stephen King book! You'd be perfect!

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#36  Edited By Fajita_Jim

From 1997-2002 I did own a computer store in Ontario, Canada. Sold and repaired PCs (didn't sell name brand, all built-to-order, but would repair anything). We didn't make much on the PCs we sold (maybe $50) because we had to compete with Dell, selling extended warranties is where we made our money there. Most of our profit came from our web hosting we had in the back.
 
Later we started a broadband ISP and started dropping DSLAMs in the rural triangle between Cornwall, Ottawa and Montreal. In 2002 Bell Canada bought us out and added our network to their Sympatico service, so that was that.

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#37  Edited By Dany

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Books.

@Dany said:

Books.

You two should be business partners.

And you should be our posterboy!

We need a name though....hmm...

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@mylifeforAiur said:

@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Abyssfull said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

Books.

@Dany said:

Books.

You two should be business partners.

And you should be our posterboy!

Are you serious?! I'm too busy selling Misery across the street.

That's my favourite Stephen King book! You'd be perfect!

See?
British people can sell everything.
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#39  Edited By DopeToast

If I'm not worried about it being successful, I would sell movies, records, video games, and posters/memorabilia. It is stuff that is interesting to me, but unless you find some niche market it is hard to stay in business with something like that anymore.

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#40  Edited By cookiemonster

Beer and Cheeselets. Cheeselets are the fucking shit.

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#41  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Phoenix down? Phoenix down?

Phoenix down!

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#42  Edited By TobbRobb

I would sell what actually sells, like strategy guides, music CDs and porn.

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#43  Edited By biospank
@Twitchey: old folks bruv, old folks will always buy pron.
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#44  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

I would sell pun store name ideas to other potential stores but my store would not have a pun in its name even though it would be so easy for me to make one as that's what I do for a living, it would be called The Pun Shoppe.

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#45  Edited By jeanluc  Staff

Video Games. I'll run Gamestop out of business!

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#46  Edited By McGhee

Running an Old West themed saloon and whore house would be the shit. I'd be the guy behind the bar with the bowler hat and the sawed-off shotgun.

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#47  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

Giant purple dildos, along with birthday/Christmas cards that are giant purple dildo themed.

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#48  Edited By Blackout62

Well I worked in a library for two years and make bitchin' milkshakes so, books and milkshakes. It would more less just be like a regular bookstore but smaller and instead of an attached coffee shop there would be a milkshake bar.

It'd be called the Chocolate Banana Bookshop, and you can bet your ass it would unintentionally end up hipster as fuck.

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sloths

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#50  Edited By TehFlan

Trips into space.