If you owned a store, what would you sell?

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#51  Edited By JCTango

@H2Oyea:

My store would sell time, because we all know we're always running out of it.

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#52  Edited By audiosnow

I'd copy Starbucks, but sell scotch and martinis instead of coffee. All of the classy people would bring in their overpriced MacBooks and copies of Ayn Rand and take a wingback chair, while Bobby Darin plays in the background. Perhaps even install a drive-through as well.

@TehFlan: We should be next door from each other. I'm fairly certain that drinking leads to space-travel, and that space-travel leads to drinking.

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#53  Edited By Brendan

lols

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#54  Edited By Chalian

sex shop yep :)

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#55  Edited By Ketchupp

Alcohol and fireworks.

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#57  Edited By Mighty

Cheez Whiz

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#58  Edited By Rudyftw

I'll totally smell your finger. Get that thing over here.

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#59  Edited By mosespippy

If I owned a store in the US it would be a store that imported Canadian goods. Moose, Caribou, Bison, Seal, Canadian candy and junk food, Tim Horton's, etc. Add a bakery/restaurant to make Canadian foods like Poutine, Gratine, Nanimo Bars and so on.

If I owned a store in my current area that sold video games I would try to expand the product offering rather than depend on used games. I'd include a section for video game novels/comics, art books, video game movies/anime, T-Shirts, action figures, framed art and I'd have some arcade machines. I'd also have a couch set up with the demo unit so it's actually a nice place to hang out.

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#60  Edited By Enigma777

Nazi memorabilia and pokemon merch

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#61  Edited By Salbert

ultra realistic natalie portman sex robots.

edit: and time machines.

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#62  Edited By JasonR86

Weed and copious amounts of narcotics.

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#63  Edited By N7

Video games and video game accessories.

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#64  Edited By crusader8463

Honestly, I think owning a sex shop could be fun.

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#66  Edited By mac_n_nina

pussy

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Shoes, exercise equipment, hats, clothing, and vinyls.   
 
Itll be a fucked up store 

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#69  Edited By GunnBjorn

Papally consecrated incense.

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#70  Edited By Red

Sandwiches.

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#71  Edited By WhyBeAre

Myself, you know what? Stores open!

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#72  Edited By StaticFalconar

As much As I would love to sell Porn, or video games, there is something called the internet and there is a real reason why other retail stores that sell video games start pushing preorders and stuff. So my final answer would be alcohol or medical weed. 

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#73  Edited By Lemmycaution217

Sandwiches, coffee, and laser discs.

And hella breakfast burritos.

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#74  Edited By DeF

I'd sell love. Real, true, honest love.

I'd be filthy rich in a second!

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#75  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Jenkem

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#76  Edited By mkskillz16

@H2Oyea said:

I guess I'm mostly talking about a retail store, but if you have one in mind that sells a service then go ahead.

I'd sell sex, aclohol, and religion. Most profit ever.

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#77  Edited By Doctorchimp

strippers

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#78  Edited By Xeiphyer

Wedding dresses or designer clothing.
 
Or anything with huge huge huge markup.

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#79  Edited By Milkman

Knuckle sandwiches.

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#80  Edited By zeforgotten

Tron Light cycles

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#81  Edited By valrog

Medieval clothing.

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#82  Edited By TehFlan

@mlarrabee said:

I'd copy Starbucks, but sell scotch and martinis instead of coffee. All of the classy people would bring in their overpriced MacBooks and copies of Ayn Rand and take a wingback chair, while Bobby Darin plays in the background. Perhaps even install a drive-through as well.

@TehFlan: We should be next door from each other. I'm fairly certain that drinking leads to space-travel, and that space-travel leads to drinking.

I like the idea of us being neighbors, but you may want to rethink that drive-through.

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#83  Edited By No0b0rAmA

People.

(WHO GET AT OR ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE PAY OF COURSE)

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#84  Edited By Dany

@crusader8463 said:

Honestly, I think owning a sex shop could be fun.

You'd have to invest in bleach, big time.

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#86  Edited By Sambambo

Beer and food. I really like the idea of running a pub.

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#87  Edited By iam3green

video games and video game accessories. i would break release dates and all that.

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#88  Edited By RelentlessKnight

opium

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#89  Edited By UncleClassy

Methamphetamines. Tonnes and tonnes of methamphetamines which I would cook using my knowledge of alchemical engineering.

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#90  Edited By penguindust

Pre-worn panties. I hear it's a thriving business overseas. No?

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i'd open a brothel.

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#92  Edited By BigChickenDinner

@wordfalling said:

I work in a small retail store in coastal Maine and you know what sells the best? Useless touristy shit made in China. We make a killing on it.

*starts slow clap*

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Drugs.

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#94  Edited By beckley205

Working copies of Skyrim on the PS3. And Dragon Shouts.

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#95  Edited By Loyal_Dragoon

Common sense... heh heh.

But really, I'd probably open a music store. It would be fun and I'd sponsor a "Battle of The Bands" type talent show to help bring in customers.

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#96  Edited By Karl_Boss

vinyl records, old console video games (8 bit and 16 bit era), and cigars.