@FATH3AD: Bruce Willis is the greatest action hero ever. FACT. I challenge you to name a bad movie he has been in. Chuck Norris on the other hand...Well he deserves what ever is thrown at him.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Brucey has also done a lot of good movies, one franchise is legendary, as we all know.
Chuck Norris has never been in a good movie, is a piss-poor actor but could kick our asses. He's a 34th Dan something or other. His movies also hit that sweet spot of being mind-blowingly awful, something Bruce has only occasionally gotten close to.
@butchio: I disregard that. Bruce was mighty fine in that movie...Plus what an ensemble cast! Hanks, Freeman, Cattrall. Bruce's worst film is better than anything Norris has been in, bar Way of the Dragon, but Norris had no part in that being a great movie.
@DanceDanceKennypants: Well if you like shit movies and ginger people then fine. That's upto you...I just prefer the finer things in life that's all.
@MurderByDeath: I am disappointed in you MurderByDeath...I once considered you a man. But now i do not know what to think. Any true man loves Bruce Willis. They love him as much as is legally allowed by the Brotherhood of Man to love another man. Next you will tell me that Baywatch isn't the greatest TV series of all time...
I feel Bruce is taking a hammering here, but that's what happens when he battles Chuck Norris.
In Mr. Willis' defence, a friend of mine has a photo on his mantlepiece of he and Bruce and three of his buddies. My friend used to work in hotels in St. Tropez. He said Bruce was the coolest, most down to earth guy you could meet. He was just hanging out with locals and hotel staff for a couple of hours.
He also had an excellent story about Sly Stallone sitting in between his "Bodyguards" at a nightclub while his "Girlfriend" sat opposite, for the whole night.
I'd love to tell you the rest, but hearsay has no place on an internet forum.
Now that you remind me, I find that I don't really like Bruce Willis all that much.
I'm literally the only guy I know (and I'm perfectly fine with it) that doesn't like the first Die Hard movie. I can respect it, but other than the brilliant villain Hans Gruber, I can't say that I enjoyed the film. I dig the rest, with my personal fav being Die Hard with a Vengeance but I would argue that the best thing that Bruce Willis has ever done was his role as Butch in Pulp Fiction.
@Bombs_Away: Oh Bombs_Away, when will you understand that we must accept Bruce Willis into our hearts for who he his, with all his flaws. To pretend Willis is infallible in his choice of movies would only diminish the greatness of those films he made that were amazing, such as Die Hard or The Player.
Also, correction: The greatest TV show of all time is not Baywatch, but Baywatch Nights.
Bruce Willis has more staying power anyway, so I really don't mind.
The whole "Chuck Norris is awesome" thing is stupid, because he's not Clint Eastwood, who in his geriatric-ass state will still kick your ass to the curb, everytime.
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