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Nov. 21, 2009
  • @Twilight said: " What the hell is happening to mankind!? "Man is melding with machine. Truly this is the age of cyborgs. 
    3 hours, 33 minutes ago
  • Saw the first trailer a few months back, was pretty impressed. But then realized it was probably just going to be another generic MMO. I'm waiting on Guild Wars 2 and whatever Blizzard next brings us. 
    3 hours, 34 minutes ago
  • Faith in humanity = lost.   My sister made me see Twilight, it's the first movie I've ever watched that has ever put me to sleep when I was wide awake before watching it. 
    3 hours, 38 minutes ago
  • Geno unlocked 1 achievement in Audiosurf
    4 hours, 53 minutes ago
  • Geno replied to the topic Games calling you by your name. in the DiRT 2 board.
    @MrMuise said: " I think it's kind of creepy. I shared the name of a character by chance once and it creeped me the fuck out everyone someone said my name. It felt like the worlds were merging, I crapped myself, started crying, blew up destroying the universe then created the universe again where that guy's name was something else so I could play through the game. "LOL
    12 hours, 32 minutes ago
  • It's almost definitely the CPU. I had the exact same problem with an older system and it was fixed when I upgraded the CPU. A CPU that old can't handle processing multiple entities on a server. 
    13 hours, 50 minutes ago
  • Just me or does the XBLA version have a bad frame-rate.  Yeah, this game is pretty bad. Bejeweled Twist is epic fail, but then this takes it to another level by making you not even have to look at the gem screen. It's basically a practice in tediousness and repetition. 
    13 hours, 54 minutes ago
  • Geno replied to the topic Why isn't Sims 3 on Steam? in the The Sims 3 board.
    @Dalai: I'm one of those neurotics that has to keep all his PC games in the same place. I also lose CD keys within a year usually. 
    14 hours, 14 minutes ago
  • Geno replied to the topic Why isn't Sims 3 on Steam? in the The Sims 3 board.
    Why isn't this on Steam? I'm really interested in this game since I overall liked the Sims 2, but I really don't want to use shitty D2D or some of the smaller services to download it. EA has the rest of its modern titles on Steam, and it seems that Maxis has no problems with Steam either since they've released Spore on it. The is the kind of game that I'm ...
    14 hours, 25 minutes ago
  • Geno just started a topic, Why isn't Sims 3 on Steam? in the The Sims 3 board.
    14 hours, 25 minutes ago
Nov. 20, 2009
  • Geno replied to the topic Post your pc ingame screenshots in the PC board.
    @Al3xand3r: Just checked my Steam account, I've got the one you listed :)
    1 day ago
  • Wow wtf? Is it like that on Steam too? 
    1 day, 1 hour ago
  • Geno replied to the topic Bayonetta gets 9/10 from Eurogamer. in the Bayonetta board.
    I hope this comes to PC. 
    1 day, 1 hour ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    @torus said: " @Geno said: " @Patriot91: I don't think AP credits count for university unless a) you get an A+ in AP and b) you want them to. So you should be fine.  "Your score on the AP exam determines whether or not you get credit. Most major universities accept a 4 or a 5 on the exam. "Each university is different. Mine for example only gave credit for 90%+ ...
    1 day, 1 hour ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    @Patriot91: I don't think AP credits count for university unless a) you get an A+ in AP and b) you want them to. So you should be fine. 
    1 day, 2 hours ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    Regarding specific courses I have this to say:  1) Language Arts/History courses have the lowest GPA prospects because they are subjective by nature, and the profs are rather stuck up. If what you've written isn't the most brilliant thing they've seen in recent memory they will give you a B at best (which is why I avoid these like the Swine Flu)  2) Science courses such as biology and chemistry are generally ...
    1 day, 3 hours ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    @Patriot91: Yes it is. In fact at the current moment I have 4 chapters of physics to catch up to. I've been trying to catch up these 4 chapters (not the same 4 chapters, but sort of a "rolling" 4-chapters) for the past month and I still haven't succeeded yet. Hopefully I'll make some headway this weekend, but I've also got a lab report, an online assignment and 2 quizzes to study for.  This ...
    1 day, 3 hours ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    @Patriot91 said: " @Geno: Right now I'm taking some AP classes like Calculus, which are pretty hard to say the least. So I guess I have an idea of the difficulty and I like being told things ahead of time. I can't tell you how many times I've had a test and right before it, I get slapped with 80 pounds of homework or how I end up having two ...
    1 day, 3 hours ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    @Godwind said: " As a general rule of thumb, most night classes are going to be easier than day classes.  Usually they will either be graduate students trying to make some extra cash on the side or professors from another college. "This is true. Also, summer courses are generally easier too. Although they're in a condensed time span, the material is also much diluted. This saves you a lot of ...
    1 day, 3 hours ago
  • Geno replied to the topic What is college like?
    1) The work in university is harder than high school work, but the environment is better. You don't get spammed with random bits of homework, instead you're given set, fixed assignments and tests that are laid out to you on the very first day. You're also able to basically make your own schedule, choose your profs, and create your own work and study schedule as you see fit.  2) You can't ...
    1 day, 4 hours ago
Added by Geno on Nov. 8, 2009

Yeah I'm going to get flak for this, just as I got flak for not liking Half Life 2. Though, It should be a counterpoint to those people that I have enjoyed similar games such as S.T.A.L.K.E.R 
 
Fallout 3 was nothing that it was hyped up to be. Immersive? No. Expansive? No. Satisfying Campaign? No. They basically took the postapocalyptic open world idea and boiled it down to its most mundane aspects.  
 
The gunplay is terrible, with the only viable option being to kill people with VATS. VATS seems rather like cheating, and gets boring fast anyway as you essentially just rush up to people with a shotgun and shoot them in the head, no matter what the enemy.  
 
Presentation-wise, the voice acting was meh and the graphics look terrible. It looks like it's running on first generation Source Engine or something; I played the PC version with everything cranked up to max (including res and AA) and that didn't help. Not only is the game graphically lacking, the artistic style is ugly as well. Open world games are supposed to compel you to explore, who wants to explore a land the color of vomit?  
 
For an open world game, it's actually quite small. The vast majority of explorable land is simply empty with a couple wild beasts scattered here and there. For an RPG, the game is also incredibly short as I finished it in 7 hours while doing a reasonable number of sidequests and speaking to most people I encounter. Compounding to this was the infamously bad ending, one of, or possibly the least satisfying ending I can think of in all my years of gaming.  
 
Fallout 3 could've been great, but the execution was extremely clumsy. After playing games like Mass Effect and Stalker, Fallout 3's lack of atmosphere, lack of features and poor visuals was made pointedly obvious. 


Geno's Reviews
Blazing Hot PvP, Lukewarm PvE (PC)
This review is a review of the core gameplay elements of Guild Wars, including not only the original Prophecies campaign but also the Factions, Nightfall and Eye of the North expansions. Strong suits: To put it simply, Guild Wars has the best PvP you’ll find in an MMO. There are ...
Reviewed by Geno on May 8, 2009

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
In Soviet Russia... (PC)
You control Atomic Tank and charge into the depths of the Middle East and eastern Europe to win the nuclear war. Looking purely at the gameplay, you'd never guess that PopCap, developers of casual games like Bejeweled and Bookworm made this arcade style shooter. It's fast, it's violent, it's funny ...
Reviewed by Geno on Dec. 30, 2008
The closest connection to Final Fantasy is the title (PS2)
The latest entry into the numerical FF series is, in short, a disappointment. There are various things wrong with it, and in terms of style, it doesn't resemble the previous FF games at all. On the positive side, the game is somewhat playable and pretty fun at times, has relatively ...
Reviewed by Geno on Dec. 23, 2008

1 out of 3 found this review helpful.
Pretty good for something that has Disney injected into it (PS2)
Kingdom Hearts 2 as with all Square RPG's, was well made, fun, and enjoyable. The main thing stopping it from getting 5 stars were a few key components that simply detracted tremendously for the game experience.Anybody who's played the game will tell you that the beginning is perhaps one of ...
Reviewed by Geno on Dec. 17, 2008
Revolutionary for its time, and one of the best WWII games ever (PC)
The first of the groundbreaking Call of Duty series, COD puts you into the shoes of American, British and Russian soldiers in one of the many theaters during the war. The graphics were the best of its time, and still look decent when played today. Textures are clean, soldier's faces ...
Reviewed by Geno on Nov. 25, 2008

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
A nice toy, but not really a full game (PC)
Audiosurf is a game that takes either mp3's on your computer, or music from internet radio sites, and translates them for you into a track of varying obstacles and speed. You can choose different levels of difficulty and different ships in order to change the gameplay. In each track, you ...
Reviewed by Geno on Nov. 25, 2008
A good game cursed with incredibly bad mechanics (PC)
On the heels of Geometry Wars, Bullet Candy is a dual joystick shooter that involves shooting down enemies in an arena while avoiding bumping into them and their bullets. This general premise, which you'd think would be so easy to pull off as there are so many good models out ...
Reviewed by Geno on Nov. 18, 2008
An Acquired Taste (PC)
After the release of the first game, many fans enjoyed it but also found some critical flaws with the game. For instance, many found the difficulty too easy or too hard at parts, without the ability to adjust it. Others found it too short, others felt it needed more puzzles, ...
Reviewed by Geno on Nov. 1, 2008

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
A good gateway MMO, and generally enjoyable (PC)
Runescape is a much-played but not so well-known online  MMORPG that launched in 2001. Since that time, it has gone through major graphical and gameplay changes, and its current form is almost unrecognizable compared to what it was a few years ago. The gameplay is skill-based, and there are a plethora of skills. ...
Reviewed by Geno on Oct. 20, 2008
Frantic and addicting (PC)
Geometry Wars involves steering your ship around different varieties of shapes all want to hunt you down. And by steering I of course mean shooting in the face.Quite compact, GW features only one mode, and with very few options. The game starts out easy, with only small waves of few ...
Reviewed by Geno on Oct. 20, 2008


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