Jersey Shore's Angelina came out with some... music?! wtf is this

I have no idea what Jersey Shore is and who Angelina might be. 
All I've heard is "Jersey Shore sucks" and that's about it. 
 
So if someone actually knows what it is and could explain it to me then that someone is actually pretty fucking stupid since he/she watches something that "Sucks" 

Turrible, just turrible. 
 

As a protective measure, my brain automatically went in to safe mode as soon as you said Jersey Shore so I was unable to read the rest of the sentence. Hope you get a response, my friend.

Holy shit, this is really terrible. And I LOVE Jersey Shore. 
 
For the record and for those who don't follow the show, Angelina is the cast member that everyone hates. I mean everyone. She left after the 2nd episode of the first season because she was a drama queen, then came back in the 2nd season only to leave halfway through that season too. She's not in the 3rd season.  
 
Put it this way- the Jersey Shore cast unanimously agrees that she's a horrible person. Yeah.

" Holy shit, this is really terrible. And I LOVE Jersey Shore. "  

This ain't new.
 
All those reality show actors suddenly become models and can sing. >.>

She may as well strike while the iron is kinda hot.

I MUST COUNTER THIS DEMONIC FILTH! 
 
  

" This ain't new.  All those reality show actors suddenly become models and can sing. >.> "

" I have no idea what Jersey Shore is and who Angelina might be. All I've heard is "Jersey Shore sucks" and that's about it.  So if someone actually knows what it is and could explain it to me then that someone is actually pretty fucking stupid since he/she watches something that "Sucks"  "

Is that the chick that got punched? 
 
Also that's fucking terrible. Stopped it 12 seconds in...

I've been strumming my fingers on a desk for the past five minutes trying to construct a sentence which details how awful that is. I have nothing. On the bright side,  I managed to find my Ipod USB cable during my contemplation. Yay Angelina!

A lyrical and musical masterpiece.

Well, I can officially say the music scene is finally headed in the right direction.

I can't believe you actually FUCKING care.

" You think that's bad? "

Still not as bad as brokeNCYDE.

It just raped my soul :(

This is why I support abortion

Holy.. f*ck.

" @Geno said:

" You think that's bad? "

That's really fucking depressing. NY Times bestseller? The amount of teenage girls that are going to read a book on 'How To Party" by this complete fucking halfwit.   Idiocracy isn't that far away. "

I did enjoy the beat, sounds like it was made with a Playskool "my first synthesizer"

" I can't believe you actually FUCKING care. "

I don't get what the problem is she is truly the Shakespeare of this generation truly a masterpiece 

This is the internet, so I took your superlatives with a pinch of salt. But good god it's that fucking awful.

" @TooWalrus said:

" I can't believe you actually FUCKING care. "

This. "

" I MUST COUNTER THIS DEMONIC FILTH! 
 
  

"

Havent watched much jersey shore so I dont remember which bitch she is, but this is horrible. Its not even catchy. 

" Still not as bad as brokeNCYDE. "

" @Geno said:

" You think that's bad? "

That's really fucking depressing. NY Times bestseller? The amount of teenage girls that are going to read a book on 'How To Party" by this complete fucking halfwit.  "

Oh my. 
 
Oh my.

Yeah I saw this on TMZ a long time ago. Thanks to you I had to relive that horrible memory. Time to drown out that horrible song...  
 
   

GUIDO THAT SHIT UP!

That is horrible, and that guy sounds so bored.

Can someone help me understand the lyrics? She says that she's hot, but then compares herself to an ice cream cone with a cherry on top. Now, when she says "ice cream cone" I assume she means the cone with ice cream in it and not just the cone. However, that is not hot. Ice cream is cold. I couldn't listen to much more than 30 seconds or so of the song, so perhaps this is explained later. Can anyone help me? I need to know.