Just FAP

I was driving down the highway when I saw this billboard on my left. I don't really know what they are advertising or selling but I don't really care.
 

That sign is saying exactly what you think it's saying. 

...Wow.

Brilliant. Although the lady in the picture with her crossed arms and dead gaze doesn't seem too approving...

as a marketing major hoping to soon be working in advertising, this makes me sad... 

Incredible...............

This thread reminded me to fap tonight.

Fuck that sign, I want a Whopper.

I've seen better pictures, posters and signs around here. 
 
"Please do not walk on the grass" which is a funny sign when someone has parked his car on it

I want to know what the hell that thing is sitting behind her.

I haven't eaten at a Burger King for quite awhile.

We have a billboard saying,

"Vacant"

with a picture of Paris Hilton as the backdrop, fucking brilliant.  
 
It's advertising advertising space on billboards...

Thats the greatest thing ever XD

"FAP over me?" 
 
 
 
"NEVER"

" Brilliant. Although the lady in the picture with her crossed arms and dead gaze doesn't seem too approving... "

" as a marketing major hoping to soon be working in advertising, this makes me sad...  "

" They sell mattresses! "

" They sell mattresses! "

" @UncertainOtter said:

" They sell mattresses! "

Their site says I can tour a fap factory! "

" I've seen better pictures, posters and signs around here. "

Arrrgh! Every time I see this in the Forums front page I keep singing Just FAP to the tune of Lady Gaga's Just Dance.

" @Vitor said:

" Brilliant. Although the lady in the picture with her crossed arms and dead gaze doesn't seem too approving... "

NEVER "

"We spend our days preparing your nights"

Absolutely fapulous.

Hrm, I just saw this post on reddit last night... Cheesy Whopper?

" I want to know what the hell that thing is sitting behind her. "

I want a burger now.  Not a FAP burger though :/

Reddit did it first.

lolol, yessssss. 
 
Thanks, you just made my morning!

Just fapping seems amateurish.
I consider it to be more of a sport.

" I was driving down the highway when I saw this billboard on my left. I don't really know what they are advertising or selling but I don't really care.
 

"

" @Rawrnosaurous said:

" @UncertainOtter said:

" They sell mattresses! "

Their site says I can tour a fap factory! "

Why would you tour your own apartment "

" Fuck that sign, I want a Whopper. "

Not funny...

To be fair Fap is a relatively new and obscure term, you can't predict when naming your franchise that a subbed Hentai would later make it synonymous it with masturbation.

"

We have a billboard saying,

"Vacant"

with a picture of Paris Hilton as the backdrop, fucking brilliant.  
 
It's advertising advertising space on billboards...

   

"

Hell yeah, I'm fapping while I type.

" @Rawrnosaurous:  I'm sorry, I'm too busy looking at the THREE burger signs. "

" @UncertainOtter said:

" They sell mattresses! "

wow, Just....  wow "

BURGERS.

I see............. I dread to think of the state of those car seats.