A man is rushed to the hospital with a pen stabbed into his eye, the doctors diagnosis?
The cops came up to my door recently and told me that my dogs were annoying people on bicycles.
I didn't really understand, my dogs don't know how to ride a bike!
What do you call four black men and a casket?
The Jackson 4
What did the narcoleptic say to the bartender?
"I'll have a bud light and a ........" (he fell asleep, ya dummy)
I'm sorry for the next ones. I love tasteless joke. I don't know how much is too much. I'm keeping rape jokes for myself, though, I don't know if it's too much for this forum.
Ten minutes in the oven.
The mother answers: "Serve yourself, sweetheart".
"But mom! I have no arm!"
"No arm, no dessert!"
Well, I'll stop here.
Some really bad attempts at anti-humor here, but I guess that's expected.
Wait, I don't get this one.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come running across the hills?
"Look, there come the elephants running across the hills!"
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants come running across the hills wearing dark sunglasses?
Nothing, he did not recognize them.
My favorite lame jokes tend to come from Giant Bomb's own Jeff Gerstmann. Namely, his retorts to insults.
(from the first PAX live Bombcast panel)
Jeff makes a bad joke
Ryan: This is every day at the office, folks.
Jeff: YOU'RE every day at the office!
For some reason, this stuck with me, and is now my default retort. It's always guaranteed to baffle the recipient.
Whats the difference between peanutbutter and Jam?
Use your keyboard!
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