Lindsay Lohan will do exactly ZERO DAYS in jail.

Mark my words.  You heard it here first. 
 
 
2-month-later-edit:   

It's true, she will do no time:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohan-will-not-be-going-to-jail-at-all-for-anything/

who

That's twice as long as my time in jail.

why should I care about her?

" who "

" why should I care about her? "

" @Donkey said:

" who "

Lindsay Lohan "

" @s7evn said:

" why should I care about her? "

Because she's got a hot body and face. "

" @s7evn said:

" why should I care about her? "

Because she's got a hot body and face. "

" @s7evn said:

" why should I care about her? "

Because she's got a hot body and face. "

" who "

I was checking her out in court and, sheeeyyyiittt, she looks good to me still. I'd marry it.

" @schizogony said:

" @Donkey said:

" who "

Lindsay Lohan "

Say again? I didn't quite catch that. "

She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. Good kid.

" @schizogony: Really?  She looks skanky horrid to me. "

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. I hope she finds a way to avoid it. Good kid. "

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. I hope she finds a way to avoid it. Good kid. "

What a bitch.

There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere.

" There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere. "

" There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere. "

" There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere. "

I know approximately zero % about her so to this thread I say :   *shrug*

" @JJWeatherman said:

" There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere. "

She was sentenced to 90 days in jail.  Doesn't mean she's going to actually do any of it. Almost no chance she'll do all of it. "

" @DanielJW said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere. "

She was sentenced to 90 days in jail.  Doesn't mean she's going to actually do any of it. Almost no chance she'll do all of it. "

Ahh. When I saw the picture of her crying her eyes out, I figured it would be longer than that. What did she do anyways? "

" @ZanzibarBreeze said:

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. I hope she finds a way to avoid it. Good kid. "

...You're her attorney aren't you? "

" @ZanzibarBreeze said:

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. I hope she finds a way to avoid it. Good kid. "

uhhh "

she may not do any time in jail, however she will do cocaine.

she better do 90 days. she deserves it 

" she better do 90 days. she deserves it  "

WHAT A SHOCKER! SOMEONE WITH MONEY WON'T DO ACTUAL TIME!? GASP!

" @DanielJW said:

" @JJWeatherman said:

" There's no way she gets outta jail. Wasn't she already sentenced? I saw some video about it somewhere. "

She was sentenced to 90 days in jail.  Doesn't mean she's going to actually do any of it. Almost no chance she'll do all of it. "

Ahh. When I saw the picture of her crying her eyes out, I figured it would be longer than that. What did she do anyways? "

She was on probation for a DUI, lost her passport somewhere which wasn't liked by the court, yadda yadda yadda.  "

" @AjayRaz said:

" she better do 90 days. she deserves it  "

At most I see her in a week. Even that seems high.  "

" @Abyssfull said:

" @ZanzibarBreeze said:

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. I hope she finds a way to avoid it. Good kid. "

...You're her attorney aren't you? "

I've also been accused of being Michael Bay. 
 

As much of a spoiled whore as I think she has turned into, there are people better suited to occupy the limited space in California's jails. She should have been sentenced to six months of in-house addiction treatment instead, along with a thousand hours of community service picking up trash alongside the 405 freeway or something like that.

Here reaction to the news in court is priceless.

It saddens me that people care.

" @ZanzibarBreeze said:

" @Abyssfull said:

" @ZanzibarBreeze said:

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. I hope she finds a way to avoid it. Good kid. "

...You're her attorney aren't you? "

I've also been accused of being Michael Bay. 
 

lol ouch. "

WHY DON'T WE PUT AN EXPLOSION OVER HERE AND THEN PUT SHARK IN IT AND MOTORCYCLES JUMPING OVER IT AND SHOOT LASERS EVERYWHERE AND THEN SUDDENLY THE GROUND COLLAPSES AND THERE ARE MORE SHARKS WITH LASERS AND THEN THE HELICOPTER COMES AND EXPLODES "

 
Thank you, Coltonio7.

" I know approximately zero % about her so to this thread I say :   *shrug* "

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. Good kid. "

With her writing "Fuck U" on her middle finger in court, I think she might.

" I heard she will be topless in Machete. Can anybody confirm this? "

" She's got problems, but jail isn't the right answer. Good kid. "

" It saddens me that people care. "

" I heard she will be topless in Machete. Can anybody confirm this? "