Most embarrassing moment of the year.

For me it was when I got the swine flu during thanksgiving and was terribly sick and was throwing up in front of the whole family that had come to visit, and having to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes while they where there. 
So what was yours.....

Decided to invite some blue phantoms into my game in Demon's Souls.  Duders went ahead and dropped down a pit.  I lost my footing and fell to my death.
 
I was so ashamed...

I was at a pool party over the summer and i thought this girl standing by the pool was my girlfriend so i pushed her in. As soon as i did that my girlfriend comes up behind me and asks me what the hell i did that for.  
 
In the end i apologized to the girl like 20 times during the night and i felt like ass, but i was drinking so i soon forgot about it.

We had this substitute teacher one day who I'm sure was either high or drunk. For some reason he had me stand up in front of the class and he picked both my arms up and held them in the air. Everyone laughed at me. I turned red, which I seem to have a tendency of doing. When I sat down, I heard the "OMG HE TURNED RED LOLOLOL" talk commence.

Let's see... I was chatting on msn with this girl and listening to the Giantbomb cast at the same time. Now earlier that day she couldn't show up to a get together her sister planned but she baked cookies for us for some reason. So, when I saw her sign on, I opened up a chat window to say hi. I then wanted to say was "Your cookies were amazing!" but, at the time the Giantbomb cast was talking about Kuriboh's Shoe so, what came out was... "Your shoes were amazing!"... Yeah that didn't end well >.>

Hrm... I tend to have a lot of embarrassing moments. My worst was during a gig. Our lead was doing a solo and I stopped, got up, took our rhythm's guitar and played... Badly. Then I fell of the stage, vomited and blacked out.
 
Why? Because I filled my water bottle with vodka.

I have a sub-conscious habit of biting on pillows. Apparently I ate a piece of string from one of the pillows and became constipated because I couldn't push the string out. When to Urgent Care and the doctor straight up ripped an 18-inch piece of string straight out of my ass. Hurt like hell.

When that guy married a character from Love Plus.

Well it was a Friday and i had the day off cause well my schools that way so i was waiting for the mail to come cause i ordered "school days" dvds and wanted to watch them so im in my boxers and i hear the door ring so i go to my door and it was my girl friend at the door and i was like wholy shit so i ran back to my room and put on pants and i came back the wierd part was wearing my boxers with the hot girls on them so ya that was my imberisment for the year hope this never happens again cause i still open the door in my boxers.

In the 7th grade I lost my usb drive at school in the computer lab, a few days later it was in the lab near my computer so i decided to put it in to see if my research paper was in there. Now the computers at my school were automatically set to play videos from an external device. It just so happens that the person who borrowed my usb put hardcore porn videos on it. So the class is quiet because we were all suppose to be working and then all of a sudden my computer starts making sex moans so loud 3 classrooms away could hear it , soon the room was filled with teachers and students staring at me. I must have turned eight shades of red, because I passed out. When I woke up i explained to them that i had not put that material on my usb, and that I hadn't seen that before. Well to my luck the person who put the porn on there also put a paper on there. After that the kid was expelled, and on my behaf the teachersexplained to each period that someone else put that material on there, I was made fun of and respected for that incident, I enventually switched schools.

I watched my friend shit his pants in walmart and then run to the bathroom, while shit was running down his leg and onto the floor.  It was embarrassing for me, cause I had to witness this whole event and be the one to flag down a janitor to clean up the mess.

I was walking uptown in the rain to get something to eat. The crosswalks have large white hash marks to show where the they are located. Little did I know that when it rains they become really slick. I slipped on one of the white hash marks, my feet flew up in the air, and I landed flat on my back. The problem was I fell in front of three smokin' hot chicks. At least they came to check that I was OK while they were laughing at me.

lolz i got pantsed (sp?) in front of my crush and her best friends dam i felt embarrassed

I died on the first goomba the other night in the original Super Mario Bros. 

"I died on the first goomba the other night in the original Super Mario Bros.  "

My dog caught me masturbating.  Tilted his head and everything.

" My dad caught my dog  masturbating.  Tilted his head and everything. "

Knocked over this cute girl's Starbucks at the bookstore while I was rushing to class.  That was awesome.

" Knocked over this cute girl's Starbucks at the bookstore while I was rushing to class.  That was awesome. "

The way I acted when my ex dumped me.

I screamed when i saw a huntsman (sp?) spider in the middle of class.

" I screamed when i saw a huntsman (sp?) spider in the middle of class. "

Got drunk and had sex with my best friends sister.  Wouldn't have been so bad but it was in a pub car park and the dad caught us.  Slightly embarrassing.

" Got drunk and had sex with my best friends sister.  Wouldn't have been so bad but it was in a pub car park and the dad caught us.  Slightly embarrassing. "

there was also this time where a girl was giving me a hj in class, screamed when i came, because it went all over her hand