My first hamburger

Last night I had my first hamburger. Not my first one at a certain resturaunt (well I guess technically that's true), but I'm talking about the first hamburger I've ever consumed, in my 21 years on this planet. And let me tell you, I've been missing out.
 
I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat a lot of meat. Never have. I'll usually take chicken if I have to, but last night me and a few friends went to In-'N-Out. 

Last night I had my first hamburger. Not my first one at a certain resturaunt (well I guess technically that's true), but I'm talking about the first hamburger I've ever consumed, in my 21 years on this planet. And let me tell you, I've been missing out.
 
I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat a lot of meat. Never have. I'll usually take chicken if I have to, but last night me and a few friends went to In-'N-Out. 

This story made me cry tears of joy
This is something that beats even two long lost twins finding each other for the first time

And reading the blog again has me decided I'm having a burger for lunch today.

GlenTennis, this will be the song you listen to every time you eat a hamburger from now on!
 
 
  

Burgers are excellent. You have been missing out on a lot by not eating them. I ate one literally just before posting here, with plain ol' cheese and beef. You have seen the light, and this can only be a good thing. 

Crazy to hear that it was your first hamburger. It is crazy to think of missing a particular staple in the American diet. All the times it was served during school lunches or outdoor parties. CRAZINESS! 
 
Glad you enjoyed it. 
 
Oh, and making hamburgers tonight. Yum.

I guess my next logical step would to be have a fancier burger. I won't stop 'till I've had the best.

Man, so hungry right now. I recently discovered the  joys of having everything on my burgers, things which I used to hate. Onions are the biggest change for me, I used to hate them, now I can't imagine a burger without them. :D 
 
I think Burgers have been misappropriated as evil, but it's all about quality and moderation. Don't spoil your burger quota with crappy MacDos, and you'll be fine.

" I guess my next logical step would to be have a STEAK. I won't stop 'till I've had the best. "

" @GlenTennis said:

" I guess my next logical step would to be have a STEAK. I won't stop 'till I've had the best. "

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Double doubles are my favorite burger, bar none. I order em 'protein style' (wrapped in lettuce). In-N-Out actually has quite a few menu options if you know the lingo. 
 
If nutrition is not a factor, the pineapple burgers at Carl's Jr. are probably the next best burger I've ever had.

aw man, now i'm hungry, thanks a lot OP :( 
 
On another note, welcome to the real world

Get your ass over to a Five Guys.

:O

WHAT THE FUCK!? 21 and never had a burger!? That's like being a virgin!

Also, no such thing as "higher quality fast food"

" :O WHAT THE FUCK!? 21 and never had a burger!? That's like being a virgin! Also, no such thing as "higher quality fast food" "

Not sure what other cities have, but there are two burger joints here (probably more) in the Twin Cities that sell a burger called the "Jucy Lucy." A hamburger where they actually place a piece of cheese inside of the meat itself, cook it and then serve in on the hamburger bun. Makes for one crazy juicy burger.

Since when is chicken flesh not a form of meat?

i never ate at in N out but yes hamburgers are great. i had one friday at burger king, i had a whopper with bacon. it was good.

That's really odd you never had a beef burger before. Usually I add bacon to the beef burger, always add bacon. Delicious. Now i'm hungry.

" Since when is chicken flesh not a form of meat? "

" @Fattony12000 said:

" Since when is chicken flesh not a form of meat? "

He didn't say that it wasn't, he just said he's not a big meat eater and would usually eat chicken when given the opportunity to eat meat. "

I remember eating my first hamburger.  
I had already seen them in cartoons but never tasted one. When I slammed my fangs into my first burger I felt like entering another dimension.  
 
And now I´m hungry.

This belongs in the hamburger forums. 

You are now a true American, on the way to Diabetes and an early grave! 
 

" @Gizmo: Bury me with my burgers.
 
@one_2nd: Off Topic -> Unrelated to video games. Me eating a burger = unrelated to video games. "

Congratulations. Seriously.

Meh. Burgers are alright, I guess. They usually ruin them by putting green shit in and bacon. Bleh.

" @President_Barackbar said:

" @Fattony12000 said:

" Since when is chicken flesh not a form of meat? "

He didn't say that it wasn't, he just said he's not a big meat eater and would usually eat chicken when given the opportunity to eat meat. "

Exactly, whenever there wasn't a veggie option, I would always opt for chicken. I've yet to have a porkchop, either... adding that to my bucket list of meat. "

I can recall my earliest memory of eating a burger OUT.We would pull through the McD's drive-thru and order a couple of hamburgers as-is for 16 CENTS each. "Get Back" by The Beatles was newly playing on the AM radio.I wish i was joking, - but - Father Time.....!

Does this mean Crystal Shyps 2 will have a hamburger subplot?

Im proud of you a  im very very glad to call you one of us.

In-N-Out is pretty delicious.

BURGER UPDATE: I had one with bacon. I've upgraded from heroin to cocaine.

Another successful conversion!

I'm almost vegetarian, and even I like burgers... 
 
It's hard NOT to like the things.