" put the toilet seat down!" Any theories on this phenomenon?

It seems no matter how nice the girl is or how well the day is going. It's always " put the toilet seat down for Christ's sake! When are you going to learn?!" What's so hard about putting it down yourself. I mean I'm being the gentlemen by putting it up and not pissing all over the thing.  We don't complain when we get up to take a piss and they're in there taking a 2 hour shower. What are your thoughts on this? Or do you pee sitting down...hehe. Or do you just remember to put it down and have not yet experienced this phenomenon?

I put the seat down.
 
It's not that hard to do.

4/5 of the ways people commonly use toilets require the seat to be down, put it down.

4/5 of the ways people commonly use toilets

I always put down the seat.

It's bullshit to have some control.  If it's not that hard to put down it's not that hard to lift up.  It's complete bullshit to fuck with your mind.  Also when I lift the seat up and there's dried  blood underneath I don't create about it.    I do tend to piss in the sink, though, so it's less of an issue than it could be.

I'm not a barbarian, so I put it down when I'm done. Not too hard to do.

Pfft, toilets.

Why would you leave it up? Put the seat and the lid down. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you want a toilet open like that?

I put the seat down, but thats mostly because if I don't I tend to keep dropping stuff in the toilet.

I leave the seat down out of habit...though its funny as hell when I forget in the middle of the night. I generally get awoken by a scream in that case though..:) 
 
But if it makes you that mad, just leave it down while you pee and let the...chips..fall where they may.

I put the seat and the lid down when done. It's really not that hard, and it makes the room look nicer when you walk in. 

Bloody savages.

Putting the seat up is more of a ordeal as you have to bend slightly at the knees.  Blew my ACL....Never again!

You should put the LID down before flushing, not just the seat. Why is there a lid in the first place? So you can flush without spraying toilet water everywhere.
 
Look, I know this may be hard to grasp, but all that water spinning around down there does become airborne in small droplets. They go everywhere up to 20 feet from the toilet when you flush. Put the lid down and spare your bathroom a free disease shower.

I have my bathroom next to my room like other typical master bedrooms, so I don't care about which position the toilet seat is in. 

4/5 of the ways people commonly use toilets require the seat to be down, put it down.

I'm not a barbarian, so I put it down when I'm done. Not too hard to do.

put everything down, before flushing. do you know how much crap (literally) goes in to the air when flushing?

Seat up!

women.

put everything down, before flushing. do you know how much crap (literally) goes in to the air when flushing?

Don't understand why people don't look before they sit.

Girls need it down, guys need it up; why don't guys complain about the seat being down?

i leave it up just to make a point

i leave it up just to make a point

Girls need it down, guys need it up; why don't guys complain about the seat being down?

Girls need it down, guys need it up; why don't guys complain about the seat being down?

I would never sit on a toilet seat without looking first, there could be piss all over it. Girls not looking before they sit is absurd to me. And if I have to put it up why can't they put it down? Normally I put the seat and the lid down, so that way they have to do some work to go to the bathroom just as I do.

The reason that I always put the toilet seat down is one of convenience and probability.  If I drop something in the bathroom while the seat is up, then 99% of the time, it will land in the water (even if it has to break several rules of physics to do so).

I purposely piss on the toilet seat and then start yelling "WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!?"

Anyone woman who falls into a toilet is either drunk or a moron, neither of which can be blamed on a guy.  I wish I could get away pissing all over the lid of a toilet and yelling that it's someone else's fault since they closed the lid and I was too stupid to notice it.

What's a toilet?

I purposely piss on the toilet seat and then start yelling "WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!?"

I purposely piss on the toilet seat and then start yelling "WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!?"

I use a bedet :P (JK) 
 
  

The solution is for both sexes to stop being lazy cunts and start closing the toilet lid (including seat) entirely. That way both put in just as much work opening and closing the thing every time.

they don't put the seat up for us, and we don't complain.

You have two choices here.  Be slightly passive aggressive your entire life for the sake of thumbing your nose at people who bother you with their "rules" like a 13 year old boy, or just put the toilet seat down like a mature adult.  

@StarvingGamer said:

4/5 of the ways people commonly use toilets require the seat to be down, put it down.

Piss, poop, puke ... what are the other two?

@weeman105 said:

@StarvingGamer said:

4/5 of the ways people commonly use toilets require the seat to be down, put it down.

Piss, poop, puke ... what are the other two?

Drink, drown newborns.

Why should I have to open it every time I need to piss? Guys should starting bitching at what a hassle it is to open it everytime we want to piss and maybe girls will realize how ridiculous this is to complain about . It's not that hard to lift or close then seat.