So I'm going to my first midnight launch (Gamestop)...

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#1  Edited By CSXLoser

Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side). 
  
Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase? 

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#2  Edited By Hitchenson

Yeah, once 12:00am hits "gamers" become feral beasts who wouldn't think twice about killing you for a copy of God of War III. Honestly, do you want to risk getting killed by a feral "gamer"? I thought not. Just use Amazon.

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#3  Edited By Skald

You might get raped. Bring a gun.

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#4  Edited By ArchScabby

Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries.

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#5  Edited By luce
@ArchScabby said:
" Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries. "
Don't scare the man. Honestly the most it will ever be is slightly uncomfortable due to the amount of douchery that a midnight launch attracts. Just keep to yourself, stay in line, get your game and get the fuck out...you'll be fine
 
Also you could try skipping deodorant so people will stay away from you
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#6  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

Sometimes there are hurricane earthquake tornadoes.  It's a  nasty combination that often results in ocular herpes.
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#7  Edited By damnboyadvance

I don't think it'll be that bad. Just stick to your guns. Don't let the d-bags get to you.

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#8  Edited By TheSeductiveMoose

Bring a baseball bat and some sort of armour just in case.

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#9  Edited By sopranosfan
@luce said:

" @ArchScabby said:

" Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries. "
Don't scare the man. Honestly the most it will ever be is slightly uncomfortable due to the amount of douchery that a midnight launch attracts. Just keep to yourself, stay in line, get your game and get the fuck out...you'll be fine  Also you could try skipping deodorant so people will stay away from you "
Is that why everybody smells at midnight releases?   Just self defense.
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#10  Edited By dichemstys

This thread is pretty full of win. I like that there are about two real answers.

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#11  Edited By Ace829

Here's a better solution. Pre-order on Amazon.

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#12  Edited By EndlessMike

The boogie man comes out at midnight.

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#13  Edited By ahriman22

Someone might get a nuke or an EMP, you're screwed.

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#14  Edited By penguindust

Do people still get excited over midnight launches?  I thought that hype-train was finally put to rest last year. 
 
Bring a pair of headphones otherwise you may have to talk to people.

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#15  Edited By the8bitNacho

In all honesty, you just walk in and present your receipt and/or pay for your game prior to midnight.  Once the hour hits, you simply move through a line and are handed your copy of the game.  The only thing to worry about is the wait time dependent upon your own location.  Where I'm from it takes maybe 5 minutes, but I've heard of some crazy-long lines for releases at GameStop.  As big of a name as God of War is, it's not say...Halo huge, so it shouldn't be that bad.

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#16  Edited By Rebirth1337

No there actually really boring but I live in a small town so the lines are not too long.

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#17  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Unless you live in a very bad neighbourhood the midnight launch of a video game won't turn into a massive riot.

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#18  Edited By iam3green
@EndlessMike said:
" The boogie man comes out at midnight. "
lies, the tooth fairy comes out with a sludge hummer and hits people to get their broken teeth. 
 
gangs study when gamestops are having midnight releases. once the game is released then all hell breaks and they start doing drive bys, jumping people, stealing things. once all that is done they take all of the people's games and trade them in for cash, even though they know that it is a rip off.
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#19  Edited By tomte

yes, you ill get rapped and mugged by a nerd... congratulations

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#20  Edited By CSXLoser
@PenguinDust said:
" Do people still get excited over midnight launches?  I thought that hype-train was finally put to rest last year.   Bring a pair of headphones otherwise you may have to talk to people. "
I actually got forced to go by said friend. Well I been bored since Spring Break so time to pick up some new games i suppose :P 
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#21  Edited By soccerkid82

skip gamestop...shady people go to gamestop...find a bestbuy near you if you REALLY want the game at midnight

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#22  Edited By Brockly46

I went to the midnight release of Halo 2 and it wasnt a problem, was kinda fun talking to the other people in line about the game,

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Shiv's come in handy.

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#24  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

DONT DROP THE SOAP! 

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#25  Edited By RobotHamster

Thats why i'm going tomorrow morning.

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#26  Edited By Coombs

Well since your going with your friend it's perfect,
What you do is get there early so your one of the first people in line, They won't let everyone in at once....
So when you get yours, You and your friend go get in the car, You press your copy up against the window along with your asscheeks as your friend cruises by the line outside the store.    
For greater impact you can write something witty on your buttcheeks for them to read as you go by

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#27  Edited By Bruce
@CSXLoser:  
 
Just watch out for these fucks who will walk up to you and try to talk "GAME" with you. Had a few assholes do that to me the night of GTA: IV....God, had to listen to their shit for nearly 3 hours.
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#28  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
@Coombs said:
" Well since your going with your friend it's perfect, What you do is get there early so your one of the first people in line, They won't let everyone in at once.... So when you get yours you and your friend go get in the car, You press your copy up against the window along with your asscheeks as your friend cruises by the line outside the store.     For greater impact you can write something witty on your buttcheeks for them to read as you go by "
write "Kratos was here" On your ass 
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#30  Edited By clubsandwich

son... you gonna get raped by a t-rex while getting punched by a baby on fire with herpes, prepare to die.

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#31  Edited By giancarlo123x

I suggest a flamer thrower for critical damage if your sneak attacked.

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#32  Edited By Brendan

Raped, then mugged, the ultimate backwards punishment.  The worst part is, they're all wearing Star Wars tee-shirts, and then they took my cellpho....I think I've said too much. 
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#33  Edited By sixghost
@Bruce said:
" @CSXLoser:   Just watch out for these fucks who will walk up to you and try to talk "GAME" with you. Had a few assholes do that to me the night of GTA: IV....God, had to listen to their shit for nearly 3 hours. "
Yeah, how weird of them to assume someone standing in a line at midnight to get a video game 9 hours early would want to talk about games.
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#34  Edited By CSXLoser

came back alive and unraped :P
 
not a lot of people but man some of them sounded like they did weed before they came.

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#35  Edited By LostReanimator

my gamestop started selling gow3 at 10 so when i went at 12 no one was there
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#36  Edited By j_drace

When I went to the GTA IV midnight launch some guy got stabbed to death for his copy (He got the last copy on PS3).  This was in a all white, upper class, suburban neighborhood.  I usually like to take a switch blade, taser, and a sock full of batteries.

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#37  Edited By Karl_Boss
@ArchScabby said:

" Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries. "

Statistics also show that 99.9% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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@CSXLoser said:
"came back alive and unraped :P   not a lot of people but man some of them sounded like they did weed before they came. "

wait....you mean that wasnt you?
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#39  Edited By elko84

Ah, this was a good thread.  I laughed at a lot these comments.  Too funny!

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#40  Edited By Amilmitt
@Coombs said:
" Well since your going with your friend it's perfect, What you do is get there early so your one of the first people in line, They won't let everyone in at once.... So when you get yours, You and your friend go get in the car, You press your copy up against the window along with your asscheeks as your friend cruises by the line outside the store.     For greater impact you can write something witty on your buttcheeks for them to read as you go by "
oh Gawd, i was tempted to do this when the wii came out as i had gone to a superstore which released it like 3 hours earlier than the local future shop.
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#41  Edited By Jams
@clubsandwich said:
" son... you gonna get raped by a t-rex while getting punched by a baby on fire with herpes, prepare to die. "
Wait, isn't that a level in Dante's Inferno?
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#42  Edited By ajamafalous
@FiestaUnicorn said:
" Sometimes there are hurricane earthquake tornadoes. "
Oh my god, that sounds terrible!
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#43  Edited By Alphiehyr
@CSXLoser said:
" Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side).   Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase?  "
Looking it in a economy perspective: If your suburb is doing poor - there's a chance that it might actually happen.
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#44  Edited By Rockdalf
@Alphiehyr said:
" @CSXLoser said:
" Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side).   Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase?  "
Looking it in a economy perspective: If your suburb is doing poor - there's a chance that it might actually happen. "
 
What is this "suburb" you speak of?  I have to go to Gamestop in covered wagon.
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#45  Edited By JiuJitsuka85

Be prepared for alot of trashtalking and videogame talk so wrongly informed it will give you suicidal urges.

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#46  Edited By MikkaQ
@CSXLoser said:
" came back alive and unraped :P   not a lot of people but man some of them sounded like they did weed before they came. "
 
Well how the hell else are you supposed to bear waiting outside at midnight to pickup a video game and not feel like a dick for doing so?
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#47  Edited By Capum15

I had a friend that went to a midnight launch a while ago.
 
Two years later, BAM, Herpes.
 
/P.G.

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#48  Edited By Alphiehyr
@Rockdalf said:
" @Alphiehyr said:
" @CSXLoser said:
" Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side).   Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase?  "
Looking it in a economy perspective: If your suburb is doing poor - there's a chance that it might actually happen. "
 What is this "suburb" you speak of?  I have to go to Gamestop in covered wagon. "
Does city/street ring a bell then?
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#49  Edited By TheHBK

Yeah be careful.  I have only gone to one because when I did, this big naked man ran over from around the corner of the store and proceeded to grab me and drag me into an alley and rip off my pants and turned me over.  He then... he then proceeded to use his incredible manhood to annihilate my once pure anus.  I still have not gotten over it.  I think it was this guy.

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#50  Edited By frankfartmouth

Campouts for consoles are a bit crazier, but that's because of all the ebayers and other ilk that mountains of easy profits (at least, that's what they're hoping) attract. Midnight game launches are just purist gamers. Pretty harmless