Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side).
Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase?
So I'm going to my first midnight launch (Gamestop)...
Yeah, once 12:00am hits "gamers" become feral beasts who wouldn't think twice about killing you for a copy of God of War III. Honestly, do you want to risk getting killed by a feral "gamer"? I thought not. Just use Amazon.
Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries.
" Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries. "Don't scare the man. Honestly the most it will ever be is slightly uncomfortable due to the amount of douchery that a midnight launch attracts. Just keep to yourself, stay in line, get your game and get the fuck out...you'll be fine
Also you could try skipping deodorant so people will stay away from you
Sometimes there are hurricane earthquake tornadoes. It's a nasty combination that often results in ocular herpes.
Is that why everybody smells at midnight releases? Just self defense." @ArchScabby said:
" Statistics show that at a gamestop midnight release about 85% of the customers are mugged when they leave, and 25% suffer life threatening injuries. "Don't scare the man. Honestly the most it will ever be is slightly uncomfortable due to the amount of douchery that a midnight launch attracts. Just keep to yourself, stay in line, get your game and get the fuck out...you'll be fine Also you could try skipping deodorant so people will stay away from you "
Do people still get excited over midnight launches? I thought that hype-train was finally put to rest last year.
Bring a pair of headphones otherwise you may have to talk to people.
In all honesty, you just walk in and present your receipt and/or pay for your game prior to midnight. Once the hour hits, you simply move through a line and are handed your copy of the game. The only thing to worry about is the wait time dependent upon your own location. Where I'm from it takes maybe 5 minutes, but I've heard of some crazy-long lines for releases at GameStop. As big of a name as God of War is, it's not say...Halo huge, so it shouldn't be that bad.
" The boogie man comes out at midnight. "lies, the tooth fairy comes out with a sludge hummer and hits people to get their broken teeth.
gangs study when gamestops are having midnight releases. once the game is released then all hell breaks and they start doing drive bys, jumping people, stealing things. once all that is done they take all of the people's games and trade them in for cash, even though they know that it is a rip off.
" Do people still get excited over midnight launches? I thought that hype-train was finally put to rest last year. Bring a pair of headphones otherwise you may have to talk to people. "I actually got forced to go by said friend. Well I been bored since Spring Break so time to pick up some new games i suppose :P
skip gamestop...shady people go to gamestop...find a bestbuy near you if you REALLY want the game at midnight
Well since your going with your friend it's perfect,
What you do is get there early so your one of the first people in line, They won't let everyone in at once....
So when you get yours, You and your friend go get in the car, You press your copy up against the window along with your asscheeks as your friend cruises by the line outside the store.
For greater impact you can write something witty on your buttcheeks for them to read as you go by
" Well since your going with your friend it's perfect, What you do is get there early so your one of the first people in line, They won't let everyone in at once.... So when you get yours you and your friend go get in the car, You press your copy up against the window along with your asscheeks as your friend cruises by the line outside the store. For greater impact you can write something witty on your buttcheeks for them to read as you go by "write "Kratos was here" On your ass
son... you gonna get raped by a t-rex while getting punched by a baby on fire with herpes, prepare to die.
" @CSXLoser: Just watch out for these fucks who will walk up to you and try to talk "GAME" with you. Had a few assholes do that to me the night of GTA: IV....God, had to listen to their shit for nearly 3 hours. "Yeah, how weird of them to assume someone standing in a line at midnight to get a video game 9 hours early would want to talk about games.
"came back alive and unraped :P not a lot of people but man some of them sounded like they did weed before they came. "
wait....you mean that wasnt you?
" Well since your going with your friend it's perfect, What you do is get there early so your one of the first people in line, They won't let everyone in at once.... So when you get yours, You and your friend go get in the car, You press your copy up against the window along with your asscheeks as your friend cruises by the line outside the store. For greater impact you can write something witty on your buttcheeks for them to read as you go by "oh Gawd, i was tempted to do this when the wii came out as i had gone to a superstore which released it like 3 hours earlier than the local future shop.
" Sometimes there are hurricane earthquake tornadoes. "Oh my god, that sounds terrible!
" Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side). Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase? "Looking it in a economy perspective: If your suburb is doing poor - there's a chance that it might actually happen.
" @CSXLoser said:" Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side). Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase? "Looking it in a economy perspective: If your suburb is doing poor - there's a chance that it might actually happen. "
What is this "suburb" you speak of? I have to go to Gamestop in covered wagon.
Be prepared for alot of trashtalking and videogame talk so wrongly informed it will give you suicidal urges.
" @Alphiehyr said:Does city/street ring a bell then?" @CSXLoser said:What is this "suburb" you speak of? I have to go to Gamestop in covered wagon. "" Kinda scared and anxious. Going with my friend to get God of War III (and try to buy FFXIII on the side). Is there anything to be aware of? Do people go insane and mug others outside of the store after purchase? "Looking it in a economy perspective: If your suburb is doing poor - there's a chance that it might actually happen. "
Yeah be careful. I have only gone to one because when I did, this big naked man ran over from around the corner of the store and proceeded to grab me and drag me into an alley and rip off my pants and turned me over. He then... he then proceeded to use his incredible manhood to annihilate my once pure anus. I still have not gotten over it. I think it was this guy.
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