So there was a Possum under my bed - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Jax (462 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I'm sitting here typing away and I look down and a fucking baby POSSUM was staring back at me with black little eyes. I screamed like a bitch and jumped on my chair. I got a broom and tried to find it. I tore my whole room apart and locked my door. He's gone. I think he's in my closet.

#2 Posted by MoldOnHold (627 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Eliminate it before it eliminates you in your sleep.

#3 Posted by spiceninja (2985 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

A gun would be helpful in your situation.

#4 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Jax said:

"I'm sitting here typing away and I look down and a fucking baby POSSUM was staring back at me with black little eyes. I screamed like a bitch and jumped on my chair. I got a broom and tried to find it. I tore my whole room apart and locked my door. He's gone. I think he's in my closet.

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The same reaction from any respectable man.

#5 Posted by coakroach (2383 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Please, A possum is nothing
Try having monkeys climbing through your window
Joy of Malaysia

#6 Posted by Nightkiller93 (173 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P

#7 Posted by ParanoidFreak (1461 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Call the police! Or animal control... but probably the police!

#8 Posted by CryingHero (62 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nightkiller93 said:

"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"

How big is your dog? haha

#9 Posted by Xero (159 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

get ur shotgun

#10 Posted by Colonel_Cool (808 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Kill it with fire.

#11 Posted by sdodd02 (722 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

just wack it with a baseball bat :D

#12 Posted by Premier111 (170 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

watch out for the caption!
the rat thing is cute btw

#13 Edited by Karmum (11468 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Colonel_Cool said:

"Kill it with fire.
"

Erm, what did you say? k..k..kill it with...fire?

#14 Posted by Aarny91 (3857 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

KILL IT!!

#15 Posted by stAtic (1638 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

It'll make for a nice meal, don't you think?

#16 Posted by mr_korean (610 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Pull a Bear Grylls on it. Lay a bunch of traps and if that doesn't work throw a stick at it and break it's neck..

#17 Posted by HairyMike87 (998 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

LOL! Do you live in a barn or something? The only thing I get in my house are mice, ants, spiders and silverfish.

#18 Posted by Nightkiller93 (173 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

CryingHero said:

"Nightkiller93 said:
"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"
How big is your dog? haha
"

She was a puppy at the time.:)

#19 Posted by RebelLoyalist (208 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I would suggest pulling out your shotgun and blow its head off before it kills you. Possums are super dangerous.

#20 Posted by CryingHero (62 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nightkiller93 said:

"CryingHero said:
"Nightkiller93 said:
"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"
How big is your dog? haha
"
She was a puppy at the time.:)"

That explains it then.... Silly puppy... should have been barking like my puppy seems to be forever doing... especially when I'm right at that point when I'm falling asleep.
Right back on topic. Possums are a bitch... yeah... so much so we don't have them in Ireland :p