I'm sitting here typing away and I look down and a fucking baby POSSUM was staring back at me with black little eyes. I screamed like a bitch and jumped on my chair. I got a broom and tried to find it. I tore my whole room apart and locked my door. He's gone. I think he's in my closet.
So there was a Possum under my bed
"I'm sitting here typing away and I look down and a fucking baby POSSUM was staring back at me with black little eyes. I screamed like a bitch and jumped on my chair. I got a broom and tried to find it. I tore my whole room apart and locked my door. He's gone. I think he's in my closet.The same reaction from any respectable man.
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lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P
"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"How big is your dog? haha
"Kill it with fire.Erm, what did you say? k..k..kill it with...fire?
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LOL! Do you live in a barn or something? The only thing I get in my house are mice, ants, spiders and silverfish.
"Nightkiller93 said:She was a puppy at the time.:)"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"How big is your dog? haha
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I would suggest pulling out your shotgun and blow its head off before it kills you. Possums are super dangerous.
"CryingHero said:That explains it then.... Silly puppy... should have been barking like my puppy seems to be forever doing... especially when I'm right at that point when I'm falling asleep."Nightkiller93 said:She was a puppy at the time.:)""lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"How big is your dog? haha
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Right back on topic. Possums are a bitch... yeah... so much so we don't have them in Ireland :p
"I would suggest pulling out your shotgun and blow its head off before it kills you. Possums are super dangerous."Overkill?
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