So there was a Possum under my bed

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#1  Edited By Jax

I'm sitting here typing away and I look down and a fucking baby POSSUM was staring back at me with black little eyes. I screamed like a bitch and jumped on my chair. I got a broom and tried to find it. I tore my whole room apart and locked my door. He's gone. I think he's in my closet.

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#2  Edited By MoldOnHold

Eliminate it before it eliminates you in your sleep.

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#3  Edited By spiceninja

A gun would be helpful in your situation.

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#4  Edited By WhySoSerious
Jax said:
"I'm sitting here typing away and I look down and a fucking baby POSSUM was staring back at me with black little eyes. I screamed like a bitch and jumped on my chair. I got a broom and tried to find it. I tore my whole room apart and locked my door. He's gone. I think he's in my closet.

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The same reaction from any respectable man.
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#5  Edited By coakroach

Please, A possum is nothing
Try having monkeys climbing through your window
Joy of Malaysia

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#6  Edited By Nightkiller93

lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P

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#7  Edited By ParanoidFreak

 Call the police! Or animal control... but probably the police!

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#8  Edited By CryingHero
Nightkiller93 said:
"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"
How big is your dog? haha
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#9  Edited By Xero

get ur shotgun

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#10  Edited By Colonel_Cool

Kill it with fire.

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#11  Edited By sdodd02

just wack it with a baseball bat :D

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#12  Edited By Premier111

watch out for the caption!
the rat thing is cute btw

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#14  Edited By Aarny91

KILL IT!!

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#15  Edited By stAtic

It'll make for a nice meal, don't you think?

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#16  Edited By mr_korean

Pull a Bear Grylls on it. Lay a bunch of traps and if that doesn't work throw a stick at it and break it's neck..

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#17  Edited By HairyMike87

LOL! Do you live in a barn or something? The only thing I get in my house are mice, ants, spiders and silverfish.

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#18  Edited By Nightkiller93
CryingHero said:
"Nightkiller93 said:
"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"
How big is your dog? haha
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She was a puppy at the time.:)
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#19  Edited By RebelLoyalist

I would suggest pulling out your shotgun and blow its head off before it kills you. Possums are super dangerous.

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#20  Edited By CryingHero
Nightkiller93 said:
"CryingHero said:
"Nightkiller93 said:
"lol I if was in your situation i would of shit myself then began to cry like i did when i thought a mouse was under my bed when it was actually my dog.=P"
How big is your dog? haha
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She was a puppy at the time.:)"
That explains it then.... Silly puppy... should have been barking like my puppy seems to be forever doing... especially when I'm right at that point when I'm falling asleep.
Right back on topic. Possums are a bitch... yeah... so much so we don't have them in Ireland :p

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#21  Edited By MoldOnHold
RebelLoyalist said:
"I would suggest pulling out your shotgun and blow its head off before it kills you. Possums are super dangerous."
Overkill?
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#22  Edited By RustyScrew

Light it on fire and film it.

Hopefully you start a new meme.

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Lick it. It will please me.

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#24  Edited By Diego

looks like u gonna have a grill night!

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#25  Edited By Hulk

Hulk still never get explanation as to how Jax let possum into Jax house.

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#26  Edited By Locke
Hulk said:
"Hulk still never get explanation as to how Jax let possum into Jax house.
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I really appreciate you posting in character. Really I do.
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#27  Edited By error11

lol. that would be scary if it were really there!

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#28  Edited By Termite

Yeah, possums are kinda cute though so it ain't the worst.

Imagine if a bunch of Tarantulas were down there, no THATS scary

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#29  Edited By Thriteenthmonkey

Eat him