Stranded on a desert island. 5 things / people you bring, and why

An Ohio-class submarine for getting the hell off. And someone who knows how to drive Ohio-class submarines.

I would bring a helicopter, a pilot who can ride the helicopter, food rations, and fuel for the mentioned helicopter.

A Helicopter, A Pilot, A Laptop and Wireless internet

Hotel with high-speed internet, Gaming PC, Half-Life, Orange Box, and a Helicopter.

One of those huge TV boxes, clean underwear, some playboy's (not the magazines, the girls) a shovel and some liquid nitrogen.

;)

1. gf
2. my house
3. the island of Panau and all that comes with it (including a parachute and retractable grappel)
4. food
5. that is all