Well, this can only end well.
Tell your most horrible jokes!
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" contact me at calmthefuckdown@learntotakeajoke.com. "Hey! Stop giving out my email address!
This thread is going to get locked soon. So then I'll come in swingin'!
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags. I was shocked - dismayed! Things were going so well. When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you. Terrible things. They're calling you...you...a pedophile. This cannot be true. Say it isn't so!"
I responded with
How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
I told that joke in the last bad joke thread that got locked like a week ago......" This thread is going to get locked soon. So then I'll come in swingin'!
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags. I was shocked - dismayed! Things were going so well. When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you. Terrible things. They're calling you...you...a pedophile. This cannot be true. Say it isn't so!"
I responded with
"Pedophile! That's a pretty big word for an eleven year old.
But it was,
Two people are having sex, The girl is on top riding the guys cock hard and fast,
The girl stops and say's "I don't know if we should be doing this"
The guy say's "what? why not" And she say's "Well someone told me you were a pedophile"
So he say's "Pedophile? Well that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old"
What's so great about twenty four years olds?
" @JJOR64: You'd flag me? Why? I didnt make fun a of any race in particular. I made fun of each one in my jokes. Also the fact you don't have any flags left just shows what a grumpy person you are =), please lighten up. If you don't this thread then don't view it. No-one is asking you to. SImple. "Err... That same logic could be applied to any flagable thread -- "You don't like it? Don't read".. Well then what's the point of the flag option? I generally have no problem with this sort of humor, but promoting jokes ending in racial, sexist, or other such slurs is considered a faux pas on most public forums.
" @HaltIamReptar said:So is the guy supposed to be 8 years old? If not, why would they call him what he was fucking?I told that joke in the last bad joke thread that got locked like a week ago...... But it was, Two people are having sex, The girl is on top riding the guys cock hard and fast, The girl stops and say's "I don't know if we should be doing this" The guy say's "what? why not" And she say's "Well someone told me you were a pedophile" So he say's "Pedophile? Well that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old" "" This thread is going to get locked soon. So then I'll come in swingin'!
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags. I was shocked - dismayed! Things were going so well. When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you. Terrible things. They're calling you...you...a pedophile. This cannot be true. Say it isn't so!"
I responded with
"Pedophile! That's a pretty big word for an eleven year old.
" @Coombs said:Huh?" @HaltIamReptar said:So is the guy supposed to be 8 years old? If not, why would they call him what he was fucking? "I told that joke in the last bad joke thread that got locked like a week ago...... But it was, Two people are having sex, The girl is on top riding the guys cock hard and fast, The girl stops and say's "I don't know if we should be doing this" The guy say's "what? why not" And she say's "Well someone told me you were a pedophile" So he say's "Pedophile? Well that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old" "" This thread is going to get locked soon. So then I'll come in swingin'!
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags. I was shocked - dismayed! Things were going so well. When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you. Terrible things. They're calling you...you...a pedophile. This cannot be true. Say it isn't so!"
I responded with
"Pedophile! That's a pretty big word for an eleven year old.
How would the guy be a pedophile if he was 8?
He's fucking an 8 year old that makes HIM a pedophile
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