Tell your most horrible jokes!

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#2  Edited By Oriental_Jams

Well, this can only end well.

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#3  Edited By fripplebubby
@Ted93 said:
"  contact me at calmthefuckdown@learntotakeajoke.com. "
 
 
  
Hey! Stop giving out my email address!
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#5  Edited By HaltIamReptar

This thread is going to get locked soon.  So then I'll come in swingin'!
 
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags.  I was shocked - dismayed!  Things were going so well.  When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you.  Terrible things.  They're calling you...you...a pedophile.  This cannot be true.  Say it isn't so!"
 
I responded with
 

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#6  Edited By TheMustacheHero

The fiddle is the most commonly used text messaging device.

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#8  Edited By Coombs
@HaltIamReptar said:

" This thread is going to get locked soon.  So then I'll come in swingin'!
 
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags.  I was shocked - dismayed!  Things were going so well.  When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you.  Terrible things.  They're calling you...you...a pedophile.  This cannot be true.  Say it isn't so!"
 
I responded with
 

"
I told that joke in the last bad joke thread that got locked like a week ago......
 
But it was,
Two people are having sex, The girl is on top riding the guys cock hard and fast, 
The girl stops and say's "I don't know if we should be doing this"
The guy say's "what? why not"  And she say's "Well someone told me you were a pedophile"
So he say's "Pedophile?  Well that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old"
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#9  Edited By JJOR64

If I had some Flags I would flag this fucker instantly.

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#10  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL
@HandsomeDead:  That's a great one.
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#12  Edited By Symphony
@Ted93 said:
" @JJOR64:  You'd flag me? Why? I didnt make fun a of any race in particular. I made fun of each one in my jokes. Also the fact you don't have any flags left just shows what a grumpy person you are =), please lighten up. If you don't this thread then don't view it. No-one is asking you to. SImple. "
Err... That same logic could be applied to any flagable thread -- "You don't like it? Don't read".. Well then what's the point of the flag option? I generally have no problem with this sort of humor, but promoting jokes ending in racial, sexist, or other such slurs is considered a faux pas on most public forums.
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#13  Edited By MAN_FLANNEL
@Coombs said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:

" This thread is going to get locked soon.  So then I'll come in swingin'!
 
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags.  I was shocked - dismayed!  Things were going so well.  When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you.  Terrible things.  They're calling you...you...a pedophile.  This cannot be true.  Say it isn't so!"
 
I responded with
 

"
I told that joke in the last bad joke thread that got locked like a week ago......  But it was, Two people are having sex, The girl is on top riding the guys cock hard and fast,  The girl stops and say's "I don't know if we should be doing this" The guy say's "what? why not"  And she say's "Well someone told me you were a pedophile" So he say's "Pedophile?  Well that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old" "
So is the guy supposed to be 8 years old?  If not, why would they call him what he was fucking?
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@Ted93 said:

What do Xmas lights and black people have in common? 
They both never work and look better hanging from trees. =(
  "
Thats just cold bro...
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#15  Edited By Coombs
@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" @Coombs said:
" @HaltIamReptar said:

" This thread is going to get locked soon.  So then I'll come in swingin'!
 
I once came home to find my lover packing her bags.  I was shocked - dismayed!  Things were going so well.  When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you.  Terrible things.  They're calling you...you...a pedophile.  This cannot be true.  Say it isn't so!"
 
I responded with
 

"
I told that joke in the last bad joke thread that got locked like a week ago......  But it was, Two people are having sex, The girl is on top riding the guys cock hard and fast,  The girl stops and say's "I don't know if we should be doing this" The guy say's "what? why not"  And she say's "Well someone told me you were a pedophile" So he say's "Pedophile?  Well that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old" "
So is the guy supposed to be 8 years old?  If not, why would they call him what he was fucking? "
Huh?
How would the guy be a pedophile if he was 8?
He's fucking an 8 year old that makes HIM a pedophile
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#16  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

I've got an excelent joke for you (and the best part about it is that it's true):
 
Why did the moderator lock the horrible jokes thread?
 
Because it clearly broke the forum rules.
 
Funny, isn't it?