I was just reminiscing the other day about my past relationships with women. There haven't been many (i'm not the gigolo type) but there's one that allowed me to use my bragging rights!
Being tall and all at the age of 14 (2002) and mature in the head, i managed to hook up with a lovely damsel who was 4 years older than me. The events in between don't matter because we did what all people do in relationships except the graphical "gory" stuff (hey i was only 14!!!). At one time I couldn't live with this age difference and i knew that my parents would kill me if they found out that I was cuddling with 18 yr old... I broke up with her at around 20h00 on the 25th OF December 2002... What a present...
so after each of you post readers must rate a story either by "forgiving" or "unforgiving"...I personally rate mine as unforgiving! Oh and btw this is my 1st post, so hi everybody!
Went into a bathroom cubicle in highschool once, pretended to be someone else, did the accent and everything, faked intense constipation and used the mini ass-shower thing to spray all over the floors. Got a friend to bring in some people to admire the scene, and they fully believed that I was someone else.
I broke up with my ex-girlfriend two days after her birthday.... I was going to do it on her birthday but that would have made me the biggest jerk in the world, and at the time I wasn't sure exactly how I felt about her...
hmmm, when i was 12 this stupid friend of mine throwed a freaking skateboard on my head, he kept saying sorry and all i could was to punch him hard on the face...so yeah pretty lame but it's the only time i remember being "bad"
"smacked a girl in the eye with a brick when i was like 6 and had a bad temper. in my defense: I was 6... and she had stolen one of my transformers..."
You did what you had to do :P
I was probably about 7 or 8 and told this kid everything that was horrible about him in a bloody rage.
He never talked to me again, which was my intention
I smacked a chick right on the forehead with a full-blown Wii basebal swing! It was accidental but damn the KO just feaked me out... I mean i was more traumatized than she was (she was actually calm)!
"Went into a bathroom cubicle in highschool once, pretended to be someone else, did the accent and everything, faked intense constipation and used the mini ass-shower thing to spray all over the floors. Got a friend to bring in some people to admire the scene, and they fully believed that I was someone else. "
"Went into a bathroom cubicle in highschool once, pretended to be someone else, did the accent and everything, faked intense constipation and used the mini ass-shower thing to spray all over the floors. Got a friend to bring in some people to admire the scene, and they fully believed that I was someone else. "
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