This is my city police website. (It's horrible)

You gotta use AIM in an emergency.

@talibanchic said:

It must be the late 90's in Cookeville

Cookeville Tennessee, a place where a lost decade finds new life. Even Neve Campbell can find continued relevance, in the Twilight Zone.

The lightning is badass.

0118 999 881 999 119 725.....3

This is the best worst website I've seen in a while, my god.

That is the dopest police website I have ever seen. And also the only police website I've ever seen.

Straight up, I visited that website, and I all of a sudden no longer want to commit violent and malicious crimes in the state of Tennessee.... but i have a hankering for some crimes against web design for some reason though....

I am a police officer and this makes me laugh. They were trying to be cool but somehow missed the boat by a lot. PS the population is not that high for the amount of divisions and officers they have. Your town must have a lot of trouble with crime. Six k-9's for a town that size is crazy! I am sure you have a ton of great folks that work for your local PD but whoever set up that website needs to pump the brakes on the hip to be cool train.

HEY @jeff IT'S YOUR COUSIN MARVIN. MARVIN GERSTMANN. YOU KNOW THAT NEW SOUND YOU BEEN LOOK'EN FOR?

WELL LISTEN TO THIS!

http://www.cookevillepolice.com/#!

I was impressed once the bass kick in.

Any police department that tries to present itself as bad ass is a police force I hope I never encounter, because it attracts the wrong type of people.

This seems to be the man responsible:

You should email him and let him know what you think of the site. In fact, we probably all should.

@jams said:

The Faces of Meth

well that is pretty hillarious

This is incredible.

This is just great. No sarcasm. I love it.

If you look at the names of the cops under 'Command Staff'....it might be.

Really this is awesome in the way that a police website kind of shouldn't be, awesome yeah, but probably not the most informative. Also, yeah this looks awesome, but when we hear that a bunch of Cookeville cops have been done for using excessive force...this site is gonna look less cool.

Best site I done ever looked upon

"Cookville police were found guilty of doing a sick jump with their police car into a meth lab, blowing it up and everyone inside. The judge agreed it was totally rad."

"I find the defendant, to be a total lamer."

Are you sure this isn't a Rockstar-made parody site inside a GTA game?! This is too amazing to be real.

Here's our website: http://www.explosiveruns.com

I might upload more Cookeville stuff in the future.

Gnarly