Titanic 2 trailer

wat 
 
WAT

Excuse me while I go shoot myself.

Jesus Christ. 

lmao

I thought there was no way this could be real until some familiar faces started appearing. Seriously?

Out of all the movies they decide to do a sequel on a movie which is based on real events, this is like making 9/11 part 2 or world war 2 part 2.

.....This is a joke right? There's no way this is really being made.

This is one of those things I file under "no dude, don't worry, it is fake" in my mind and never think about it again. 

What i don't get is why the fuck would you name the boat "Titanic 2" if they really didn't think that shit would put some bad mojo on the boat their in denial

" .....This is a joke right? There's no way this is really being made. "

" Out of all the movies they decide to do a sequel on a movie which is based on real events, this is like making 9/11 part 2 or world war 2 part 2. "

haha these guys did 'Transmorphers'

oh... my... god... what has happened to Hollywood, damn scientologists!

I hope that this is just REALLY subtle satire

I don't believe what I saw just exists. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I don't know what's worse ,the fact someone put in time to write a script for something that's clearly an abortion at best... or the fact they pitched this idea to a movie studio who didn't say no!

Wait whaaaa?

Stupid Idea, how can they possibly follow up on: "The boat sank because of retards"

....

uhhhh...... What?

This is real, right? Looks so horrendously bad.

Speechless. Its obvious the government has also taken full control of the movie industry.

oh yes. oh yes this will be an oscar nominee. this will be such a fantastic film that nothing will stop it. 

Who wants to go do some bleach shots with me?

Spoiler: The ship sinks.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????????????????????????????????  
 

At least this looks better than the fake trailer that was made for a Titanic II a couple of years ago. 
Where Leo's character Jack gets picked up from under the sea and then they unfreeze him and he apparantly survives and get's confused.  
 
But how can I avoid this piece of shit? 
What is the most simple solution to this problem that nobody else seems to be able to get in through their thick skulls? 
Oh that's right. Not gonna watch it. 

I think there is an obligatory LOLQUE in call here

I'm waiting for Titanic in Space: 3D