Top 100 reasons to buy a shamwow!

I will start with use number 1, then you guys post use #2 and so on until we get best 100 reasons to buy  an amazing shamwow!!!!!

use #1 you can use a shamwow to impress the girls.

2. You can smother Moon with it. So he stops posting on Giant Bomb.

3. You can use it to blindfold moon so he cnt find his way to  the kyboard and therefore can not post on giant bomb

You're gonna spend twice that much in paper towels in a month anyway

"You're gonna spend twice that much in paper towels in a month anyway"

6: It makes a great sandwich!

"6: It makes a great sandwich!"

#7 You can combine them to make a super absorbent Snuggie!

8.) Because all I can say is... Sham-WOW!

9) Because of that crappy, yet so hilarious commercial!

10) It's made in Germany, you know the Germans make good stuff

11.) Sew it into a pair of pants so when you piss yourself, you don't look like an idiot.

12.) its better than a slapchop!

12) One time, my cousin stitched like thirty seven of these things together and used it as a bed spread. When him and the ladies were all tuckered out, they were quite impressed that there were no wet-spots on his bed.
"Wow! There are no wet spots!"
"Not Wow. Sham-Wow."

Listen when he says This lasts 10 years at 1:24 you can hear that they edited the sound, he clearly said something else when they filmed it.

13) Give me one reason to NOT buy a Shamwow!!

14. Turn any Levio91 into a Moon.

15. Becuase if you don't then the terrorists win!

"12.) its better than a slapchop!

  

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This is the version that they were supposed to release but they deemed it too controversial  : (

16. You can eat it and die!!!

"Moon said:

"12.) its better than a slapchop!
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You're gonna love my nuts!"

"This is the version that they were supposed to release but they deemed it too controversial  : (

  

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18. Throw it at a wall, doesn't even stick. 

19. Beware of Sham-wow imitators. 

20. Because I like to eat cows; however, they don't like to be eaten by me

wuts a shamwow? :P

21.) It soaks up your misfired load so well, that nobody will ever know what happened in your backseat.

This thread is basically just a bunch of spam.