What GB staff member has the prettiest eyes? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Hybridiction (15 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

My personal pick would have to be Brad Shoemaker. He has wondrous, pretty eyes, that show the sensitive side to his rugged demeanor. I would love to spend some time with Brad and stare into his deep eyes

#2 Posted by Kombat (2203 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Fuck.

#3 Posted by Asurastrike (2057 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Creeper

#4 Posted by Yummylee (18156 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Are you serious?? Is he serious??

#5 Posted by Hybridiction (15 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Yes, quite so. What makes you believe otherwise?

#6 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3374 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

I'm not staring at their eyes... know what I'm sayin'?

#7 Posted by Bennyishere (1685 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Does Brad Nicholson count? We don't see him much on this site, but from the few pics I've seen he has pretty eyes. Also I want to lick his biceps.

#8 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6237 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#9 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1787 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

I swear I have seen this topic before with a poll. I'm not joking.

#10 Posted by Yummylee (18156 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

@LordXavierBritish said:

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I can't help but imagine that baby has glowing red terminator eyes underneath.

#11 Posted by pwnasaurus (1286 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#12 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

@Abyssfull said:

" Are you serious?? Is he serious?? "

#13 Posted by TobbRobb (3304 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

I'm just gonna go faaar faar away now. Excuse me.

#14 Posted by Hourai (2788 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Thread of the year.

#15 Posted by Pessh (2406 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#16 Posted by IBurningStar (2003 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Brad.

#17 Posted by NakAttack (1236 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#18 Posted by TheKramer89 (395 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

dear god...

#19 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1174 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#20 Posted by Djeffers03 (2545 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Fuck man, I don't care how gay this thread is, Vinny deserves a vote!

#21 Posted by BeachThunder (8894 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

I thought people had stopped making these kinds of threads :(

It's weird even if it is a joke.

#22 Posted by xyzygy (8630 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Brad <3

#23 Posted by zudthespud (3204 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

I chuckled.

#24 Posted by EpicSteve (6125 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

*slowly walks out of thread

#25 Posted by IBurningStar (2003 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Seems the community regards this thread as being pretty gay, so why don't we spice things up a bit and just go all the way with it? All it takes is a small change to the thread title and some editing to the original post.

Which GB staff member has the prettiest ass?

My personal pick would have to be Brad Shoemaker. He has a wondrous, pretty ass, that shows the sensitive side to his rugged demeanor. I would love to spend some time with Brad and stare into his deep ass

#26 Posted by Michael_B_Back (20 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Words fail me.

#27 Posted by natetodamax (18927 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#28 Posted by X19 (2285 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#29 Posted by Zero_ (1613 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Eyes? I prefer to look at their penises, thank you very much...

#30 Posted by Red12b (8819 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

@Pessh said:

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never more appropriate than now

Well done.

#31 Posted by AjayRaz (12251 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

oh shit

#32 Posted by Psykhophear (918 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Of all the threads to post...

Gay

#33 Posted by Dimsey (866 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

What kind of question is that? Vinny, obviously. Drew's a close second though.

Online

#34 Posted by Elazul (1317 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Dude, this is seriously the most inappropriate topic I've ever seen on this site. I mean, Brad? Rugged? I've seen puppies more rugged on Matt's Happy Hour segments.

#35 Posted by SuperFusion (41 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Drew

#36 Posted by Sayishere (1823 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

*Slowly edges away from the thread*

#37 Posted by FesteringNeon (2101 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#38 Posted by PhatSeeJay (3311 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Luchadeer of course.

#39 Posted by Legend (2495 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

I was going to make a thread asking who the creepiest Giant Bomb user is. No need to make one now I see.

#40 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5878 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

@bukkookkub: Brilliant!

#41 Posted by Meowshi (2876 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Vinny's eyes smolder with an inner light that sets my loins ablaze llke oil-slicked parchment.

#42 Posted by morningthief (76 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Guys, come on. It's Vinny.

#43 Posted by htr10 (305 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

i demand an image made-up of a combination of rectangular cutouts of each GB staff member's eyes a la persona 4 or i refuse to weigh in

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#44 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4055 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Vinny.

Also wow at the homophobia in this thread. Go fuck yourselves.

#45 Posted by Brendan (6763 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

These jokes are really played out now guys.

#46 Posted by McGhee (5344 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

#47 Posted by Smallerz (119 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

@Legend said:

" I was going to make a thread asking who the creepiest Giant Bomb user is. No need to make one now I see. "

I don't know about that, there's some tough competition lol.

#48 Posted by crusader8463 (13079 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

Way to derail the thread douchbags. The man just asked a perfectly reasonable creepy question and everyone had to go off the rails and make fun of the guy. I remember a time when this community would just post their pick and move on. For shame on all of you.

#49 Posted by PillClinton (2896 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

wow

#50 Posted by BigLemon (1022 posts) - 2 years, 2 months ago

@crusader8463 said:

" Way to derail the thread douchbags. The man just asked a perfectly reasonable creepy question and everyone had to go off the rails and make fun of the guy. I remember a time when this community would just post their pick and move on. For shame on all of you. "

this, aaaaaaaand

@GunslingerPanda said:

" Vinny. Also wow at the homophobia in this thread. Go fuck yourselves. "

this.

Also, Dave Snider. No contest.