What GB staff member has the prettiest eyes?

 My personal pick would have to be Brad Shoemaker. He has wondrous, pretty eyes, that show the sensitive side to his rugged demeanor. I would love to spend some time with Brad and stare into his deep eyes

Fuck.

Creeper

Are you serious?? Is he serious??

 Yes, quite so. What makes you believe otherwise?

I'm not staring at their eyes... know what I'm sayin'?

Does Brad Nicholson count? We don't see him much on this site, but from the few pics I've seen he has pretty eyes. Also I want to lick his biceps.

I swear I have seen this topic before with a poll. I'm not joking.

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" Are you serious?? Is he serious?? "

I'm just gonna go faaar faar away now. Excuse me.

Thread of the year. 

Brad.

Fuck man, I don't care how gay this thread is, Vinny deserves a vote!

I thought people had stopped making these kinds of threads :(
 
It's weird even if it is a joke.

Brad <3

I chuckled.

*slowly walks out of thread

Seems the community regards this thread as being pretty gay, so why don't we spice things up a bit and just go all the way with it? All it takes is a small change to the thread title and some editing to the original post. 
 
Which GB staff member has the prettiest ass?
 
  My personal pick would have to be Brad Shoemaker. He has a wondrous, pretty ass, that shows the sensitive side to his rugged demeanor. I would love to spend some time with Brad and stare into his deep ass 

Words fail me.

Eyes? I prefer to look at their penises, thank you very much...

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oh shit

Of all the threads to post... 
 
Gay

What kind of question is that? Vinny,  obviously. Drew's a close second though.

Dude, this is seriously the most inappropriate topic I've ever seen on this site. I mean, Brad?Rugged?I've seen puppies more rugged on Matt's Happy Hour segments.

Drew

*Slowly edges away from the thread*

Luchadeer of course.

I was going to make a thread asking who the creepiest Giant Bomb user is. No need to make one now I see.

Vinny's eyes smolder with an inner light that sets my loins ablaze llke oil-slicked parchment. 

Guys, come on. It's Vinny. 

 
i demand an image made-up of a combination of rectangular cutouts of each GB staff member's eyes a la persona 4 or i refuse to weigh in

Vinny.

Also wow at the homophobia in this thread. Go fuck yourselves.

These jokes are really played out now guys. 

" I was going to make a thread asking who the creepiest Giant Bomb user is. No need to make one now I see. "

Way to derail the thread douchbags. The man just asked a perfectly reasonable creepy question and everyone had to go off the rails and make fun of the guy. I remember a time when this community would just post their pick and move on. For shame on all of you.

wow

" Way to derail the thread douchbags. The man just asked a perfectly reasonable creepy question and everyone had to go off the rails and make fun of the guy. I remember a time when this community would just post their pick and move on. For shame on all of you. "  

" Vinny. Also wow at the homophobia in this thread. Go fuck yourselves. "