#1 Posted by Hybridiction (18 posts) -

 My personal pick would have to be Brad Shoemaker. He has wondrous, pretty eyes, that show the sensitive side to his rugged demeanor. I would love to spend some time with Brad and stare into his deep eyes

#2 Posted by Kombat (2291 posts) -

Fuck.

#3 Posted by Asurastrike (2256 posts) -

Creeper

#4 Posted by Yummylee (23507 posts) -

Are you serious?? Is he serious??

#5 Posted by Hybridiction (18 posts) -

 Yes, quite so. What makes you believe otherwise?

#6 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3880 posts) -

I'm not staring at their eyes... know what I'm sayin'?

#7 Posted by Bennyishere (1746 posts) -

Does Brad Nicholson count? We don't see him much on this site, but from the few pics I've seen he has pretty eyes. Also I want to lick his biceps.

#8 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6651 posts) -

#9 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1789 posts) -

I swear I have seen this topic before with a poll. I'm not joking.

#10 Posted by Yummylee (23507 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:
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I can't help but imagine that baby has glowing red terminator eyes underneath.
#11 Posted by pwnasaurus (1298 posts) -

  

#12 Posted by Hot_Karl (3321 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
" Are you serious?? Is he serious?? "
  
#13 Posted by TobbRobb (5216 posts) -

I'm just gonna go faaar faar away now. Excuse me.

#14 Posted by Hourai (2738 posts) -

Thread of the year. 

#15 Posted by Pessh (2505 posts) -

#16 Posted by IBurningStar (2205 posts) -

Brad.

#17 Posted by NakAttack (1329 posts) -

Seriously?
#18 Posted by TheKramer89 (444 posts) -

dear god...
#19 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1206 posts) -

#20 Posted by Djeffers03 (2537 posts) -

Fuck man, I don't care how gay this thread is, Vinny deserves a vote!

#21 Posted by BeachThunder (13306 posts) -

I thought people had stopped making these kinds of threads :(
 
It's weird even if it is a joke.

#22 Posted by xyzygy (10596 posts) -

Brad <3

#23 Posted by zudthespud (3329 posts) -

I chuckled.

#24 Posted by EpicSteve (6909 posts) -

*slowly walks out of thread

#25 Posted by IBurningStar (2205 posts) -

Seems the community regards this thread as being pretty gay, so why don't we spice things up a bit and just go all the way with it? All it takes is a small change to the thread title and some editing to the original post. 
 
Which GB staff member has the prettiest ass?
 
  My personal pick would have to be Brad Shoemaker. He has a wondrous, pretty ass, that shows the sensitive side to his rugged demeanor. I would love to spend some time with Brad and stare into his deep ass 

#26 Posted by Michael_B_Back (21 posts) -

Words fail me.

#27 Posted by natetodamax (19421 posts) -

#28 Posted by X19 (2370 posts) -

#29 Posted by Zero_ (2016 posts) -

Eyes? I prefer to look at their penises, thank you very much...

#30 Posted by Red12b (9345 posts) -
@Pessh said:
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never more appropriate than now  
 
Well done.
#31 Posted by AjayRaz (12678 posts) -

oh shit

#32 Posted by Psykhophear (1138 posts) -

Of all the threads to post... 
 
Gay

#33 Posted by Dimsey (1109 posts) -

What kind of question is that? Vinny,  obviously. Drew's a close second though.

#34 Posted by Elazul (1345 posts) -

Dude, this is seriously the most inappropriate topic I've ever seen on this site. I mean, Brad?Rugged?I've seen puppies more rugged on Matt's Happy Hour segments.

#35 Posted by SuperFusion (76 posts) -

Drew

#36 Posted by Sayishere (1852 posts) -

*Slowly edges away from the thread*

#37 Posted by FesteringNeon (2228 posts) -

  

#38 Posted by PhatSeeJay (3331 posts) -

Luchadeer of course.

#39 Posted by Legend (2695 posts) -

I was going to make a thread asking who the creepiest Giant Bomb user is. No need to make one now I see.

#40 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6115 posts) -
@bukkookkub: Brilliant!
#41 Posted by Meowshi (2917 posts) -

Vinny's eyes smolder with an inner light that sets my loins ablaze llke oil-slicked parchment. 

#42 Posted by morningthief (83 posts) -

Guys, come on. It's Vinny. 

#43 Posted by htr10 (548 posts) -

 
i demand an image made-up of a combination of rectangular cutouts of each GB staff member's eyes a la persona 4 or i refuse to weigh in

#44 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5030 posts) -

Vinny.

Also wow at the homophobia in this thread. Go fuck yourselves.

#45 Posted by Brendan (8809 posts) -

These jokes are really played out now guys. 

#46 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

#47 Posted by Smallerz (128 posts) -
@Legend said:
" I was going to make a thread asking who the creepiest Giant Bomb user is. No need to make one now I see. "
I don't know about that, there's some tough competition lol.
#48 Posted by crusader8463 (14755 posts) -

Way to derail the thread douchbags. The man just asked a perfectly reasonable creepy question and everyone had to go off the rails and make fun of the guy. I remember a time when this community would just post their pick and move on. For shame on all of you.

Online
#49 Posted by PillClinton (3358 posts) -

wow

#50 Posted by BigLemon (1080 posts) -
@crusader8463 said:
" Way to derail the thread douchbags. The man just asked a perfectly reasonable creepy question and everyone had to go off the rails and make fun of the guy. I remember a time when this community would just post their pick and move on. For shame on all of you. "  
this, aaaaaaaand 
 
@GunslingerPanda
said:
" Vinny. Also wow at the homophobia in this thread. Go fuck yourselves. "
this. 
 
 
Also, Dave Snider. No contest.