What is your opinions on beards?

I think they are very good if done right.
I mean look at ZZ top and tell me they don't look awesome.

They're quite cool.  Or they look cool.  Chicks don't dig them, apparently.  So whatever.  No wonder you weren't married, Jesus.

Facial hair or the fradulent girlfriends of gay dudes?

Actually, it doesn't matter - scandalous on both counts.

So itchy.

It's like my body rejects facial hair.

My own face mocks me.

Badass.

Manly.

They can be cool if done right

god gave people  beards so people would look like Jesus when they grew them out

Um I love having a beard... that is why I have one right now. I was planing on shaving it a few days ago, but then I was like screw that. So to sum my feelings up, beards are awesome!

Like most facial features, looks good on some people, looks terrible on others.

They're fine, if you're gay and need to fake-out the haters.
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Oh, come on. You fuckers better get it.

I just sit in class and stroke my beard...time fliessss by

Sure I like beards

Golden Rule of Beards: Only Billy Gibbons can have a beard that long, if you try it, you look like a moron.

And it depends, some beards can look downright lame. Others can be righteous.

I trying to grow a Scott Ian beard, taking a long time...

Some beards can be just outright ridiculous but I like the more sutle beards

I want to grow myself an epic beard. I'd say i was about halfway there but i know i'm going to shave it off...

All beards are ugly except short ones. like buzz cut short.

eh

sry to say but your username and picture are very offensive in combination, and the user name alone is that way.
as for beards my avatar says it all.

BADASS

It is safe to say that giantbomb.com is blowin up this summer.

Would be awesome to have a beard. When asked a question I could stroke it and pretend Im pondering an answer.
"Hmm yes...Let me think about that one"

I think their nasty looking.