What's the worst punishment you've ever received?

I didn't do my homework one day so I stayed in at recess to do it. My teacher came and said "Alright everyone, go outside!" and I said "But my teacher said that if I didn't do my homework then I have to stay in". I have no freaking idea what she thought I said, but I got detention for 3 days.

Jail.

I had to spend the night in cells after being drunk and disorderly in public. This was in my late teens (I'm 30 and a cop now), but it really sucked. Damn near got in a fight with one of the other prisoners too (tried to mug my buddies shirt off him).

But...let me tell you about the worst punishment I ever dished out...
At the station, cops do a lot of pranks on each other. One morning, I take a sip of my coffee and my mouth nearly burns off. Someone had sprayed pepperspray in the coffee! In retaliation, I peppersprayed the toilet paper in the men's room before my victim's 10am shit break. He freaking HOWLED. Goddamn that was funny. He got me back by tasering me when I was at the urinal a few days later. The Sgt. made us put a stop to the pranks.

Good times.  
 
 

I've been done for vandalism, trespassing, drunk and disorderly behavior and noise pollution. Strange thing is, I was mostly well behaved when I was at school and I don't make a habit of getting in trouble.

I was chained to a rock and had my liver consumed by eagles every morning. 

But then Kevin Sorbo came along and everyone had fresh juicy apples by day's end.  

The crap beat out of me for hiding my 7th grade progress report.  Fun times growing up in a strict home.  lol

this one time, i was whipped and nailed to a cross, like, 'till i died. that was so not cool. lol.

i've been shot at by farmers, but that's more of a warning.

QUEBEC SUCKS ASS, THEY SHOULD GET WITH THE REST OF CANADA AND SPEAK ENGLISH FRIG! I live in Montreal btw

Anyways, I never get punished, since I talk me way out of it or I find a loophole in the punishment to entertain myself.

QUEBEC SUCKS ASS, THEY SHOULD GET WITH THE REST OF CANADA AND SPEAK ENGLISH FRIG! I live in Montreal btw

Anyways, I never get punished, since I talk me way out of it or I find a loophole in the punishment to entertain myself.

My mother made me study for math exams after seeing my 45% on an exam

Eh, If I did something that was really bad, I'd get hit. Also, My brother has punched me a couple times (once in the mouth) and I've been kicked out the house every  now and then.
 
Oh, and I vandalised my school ( I was 10 and wrote "Fuck you" on the wall)and was suspended for two weeks.

My parents cancelled christmas once.

Yes. I am serious.

Suffering 4 years in high school hell, and didn't learn too much except to survive.  I'm paying for it now because I'm in college now learning stuff that the school never taught me.  :(

I had a fight with my brother when I was like 5 or 6, and my mom called the police and told them to arrest us. But when they "got here" she changed her mind and we didn't go to jail.

And somehow, it took me 5 years to realize it was all a lie.

I was suspended i highschool for fighting. I was also suspended from my job for 5 days, I'm unionized though and I got all 5 days pay back when I contested the suspension.

I'm  not an idiot.  I piss on the body and then run.  I don't stay there and take a shit.

I almost killed a guy in first year of secondary school and got expelled.Apart from that I don't get punished.I do the punishing.