What's Your Favorite Thing to Deep Fry?

I feel my answer, as the OP in this thread, should be the most original, but sadly that is not the case. My answer is chicken, with a close second being ice cream. I only recently had deep fried ice cream for the first time, but it was like coming home to a place I was fully familiar with for the first time. How about you, fellow Giantbombers? What do you love to eat after it's been battered and cooked in grease?

Twinkies.
 
I had deep-fried Twinkies at the Santa Cruz boardwalk one time, covered in Hershey's syrup. I can now die a happy man.

hard boiled eggs.

blueberry muffins.

" Twinkies.  I had deep-fried Twinkies at the Santa Cruz boardwalk one time, covered in Hershey's syrup. I can now die a happy man. "

Icecream. It tastes like defied logic.

Deep fried Pickles

chicken.

" Twinkies.  I had deep-fried Twinkies at the Santa Cruz boardwalk one time, covered in Hershey's syrup. I can now die a happy man. "

Blue Cod, beer battered chips are good too.

" @emkeighcameron said:

" Twinkies.  I had deep-fried Twinkies at the Santa Cruz boardwalk one time, covered in Hershey's syrup. I can now die a happy man. "

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty nasty. "

Mozzarella sticks.  Or some great fries.  Or beer battered breading on fish, chicken, etc.

Chicken, then french fries, then mozzarella, then cheese curds, then seafood.

" Blue Cod, beer battered chips are good too. "

Anything.

I just got this crazy idea about deep frying socks. Not to eat them, just to have them, ya know? How great would that be?

" @TheGreatGuero:  Oreos "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_Bar  
 
that was bad enough... 

" @sodiumCyclops said:

" Blue Cod, beer battered chips are good too. "

Only right answer so far.  Or Trevally.  But definitely beer battered chips.  To be eaten on a windy day in Torquay, Victoria, Australia.  With a Crown Lager. "

Mars bars.

Babies.

The Deep. 
 
 Also peanut butter sandwiches. 

Oreos. Can do this at home. Take a small saucepan and fill it with vegetable oil. Medium high heat. Mix up some pancake batter, but make it thicker than normal. Take a handful of oreos and cover them in batter and throw them into the oil. After a brief time (you'll get a feel for it) flip them over and fry the other side. Remove to a plate with a paper towel on it and sprinkle with confectioners sugar.

trout

Deep-Fried Mars bars.

Cheesecake.

Chicken.  Duh

Oysters or potatoes.  Deep fried turkey is pretty great as well.

my balls. ok even thinking about that hurts.  
 
i'm kind of a sucker for tempura.

Good ol' Fish and Chips. A close second would be Bannock.

I went to this sushi restaurant with my friend a while back, and we shared this awesomely amazing sushi dish. Basically it was a chicken teriyaki roll, so grilled chicken in teriyaki sauce, wrapped in rice and cheese and fried in tempura batter. It was fatty as hell but super-delish. So I'd add that to "things I like deep-fried". 
 
Anyone hankering for some fried cheese curds? I've been dying for some for a few days now, and I think I'm just gonna drive some 30 min away just to get some at A & W.

Cheerio and peanut butter balls. EDIT: Dipped in Nutella.

My........

POE-TATE-OES!  boil em mash em stick em in a stew!

Deep fried paper. I'd love to try deep fried ice-cream. Don't know why I haven't...

Snickers bar, yum yum.

I do not own a deep frier and I have no plans of having a heart attack any time soon.  Deep fried = yuck.

Deep fried pickles have been said but I agree. They're greaet.

" I do not own a deep frier and I have no plans of having a heart attack any time soon.  Deep fried = yuck. "

" @oldschool said:

" I do not own a deep frier and I have no plans of having a heart attack any time soon.  Deep fried = yuck. "

You = No soul  Deep fried foods = cure "

Oli Bola a Dutch delicacy, awesome. 
 

Cheese!  Nothing gets the heart pumping faster than a wedge of cheese double dipped in batter then deep fried until the insides are all gooey and hot. 

" @Whisperkill said:

" @oldschool said:

" I do not own a deep frier and I have no plans of having a heart attack any time soon.  Deep fried = yuck. "

You = No soul  Deep fried foods = cure "

Cure?  Only if the disease is good health  :/  On the rare occasion that my family bought deep fried food, we all felt somewhat off and had a craving for some vegetables.  We aren't vegetarians, but we all just aren't big on fatty foods.  Every time my mother visits she complains non-stop about us not having a deep frier. "