Who's getting forced to see the Twilight movie this week?

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#1  Edited By EpicSteve

Oh boy, is it that time already? Do I really have to waist $20.00 to...ok, fine. Who else will do their girlfriends the favor of taking them to see some awful vampire-teenage drama unfold? Once in awhile, I guess you just gotta bite the bullet. 

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#2  Edited By Snipzor

Only when the rifftrax comes out.

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#3  Edited By TheHBK

You tell that bitch she is going to see that movie by herself.  Man up.  Thats what I am doing.  My girl is still trying to get me to see the first one with me.  I told her i would if she saw Rambo.  Hasnt approached the subject yet.  I am also lucky she has sisters who want to see it too.
Plus I am pretty sure you wont have a girlfriend after the movie because, as bad and retarded the first one was, I am sure this one will turn you gay.

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@TheHBK said:
" You tell that bitch she is going to see that movie by herself.  Man up.  Thats what I am doing.  My girl is still trying to get me to see the first one with me.  I told her i would if she saw Rambo.  Hasnt approached the subject yet.  I am also lucky she has sisters who want to see it too. Plus I am pretty sure you wont have a girlfriend after the movie because, as bad and retarded the first one was, I am sure this one will turn you gay. "
Haha mine went to see the fourth Rambo with me, I'm pretty sure she looked away more then watch the movie.
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#5  Edited By artofwar420
@EpicSteve: 20 dollars is cheaper than a prostitute. So do it and then do it, but don't forget to tape it and PM me the video.
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#6  Edited By Kohe321

 Are you guys crazy? Who doesn't want to watch Kristen Stewart bite her upper lip for two hours straight?

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#7  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

My girlfriend is taking me there day one. At least I am not paying.

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#8  Edited By Brendan

Awwe cmon guys, you know we all just really want to see it...(nose grows until screen cracks)
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#9  Edited By iam3green

i'm not going to see it. i don't have a girlfriend so don't care.

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#10  Edited By Ramyun

I actually like Twilight. *credibility goes out the window followed by disgusted looks*
 
Yeah...I'm a sucker for sickly sweet romances. See what I did there?!

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#11  Edited By hatking

I knew as soon as we saw the trailer to it what was coming so I headed it off by saying "Man, that looks bad" before she could even say anything.  She responded, "Well I think it looks good, but you don't have to see it with me" I was pretty amped by that.  My roommate isn't as lucky, he is getting dragged to it on day one.... I'll probably make fun of him the whole time.

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#12  Edited By zeforgotten

My girlfriend hates all things "Twilight" and fake vampires.  
So I'm safe, for now...

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#13  Edited By Metroid545

had the same problem except it was all 3 of the highschool musicals, just man up and say no

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#14  Edited By Ninjakid7396
@EpicSteve: my girlfriend wants to go i am taking her as a birthday present. But i wont like it or will i....?
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#15  Edited By MeierTheRed

How are you forced to watch a movie you don't give a shit about, why not just say no? if you don't care about the movie its a waste of time for you to go watch it.

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#16  Edited By damnboyadvance
@iam3green said:

" i'm  going to get a girlfriend and see it. "

Fixed. Man up, duder!
 
 
Also, she might. Not yet sure.
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#17  Edited By Rowr

Way to be a bitch.

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#18  Edited By Evilsbane
@pornstorestiffi said:
" How are you forced to watch a movie you don't give a shit about, why not just say no? if you don't care about the movie its a waste of time for you to go watch it. "
Because doing things you don't like = Sex and that is a cold hard fact.
 
@HatKing: DUDE NOO your failing into the trap she wants you to go see women say one thing and mean the opposite of what they say!
 
Besides go see it with her than when you get back she'll appreciate you went to the movie with her and. . . Bow chica wow wow LoL
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#19  Edited By ninjakiller

Forced?  Your gf keep your balls in her purse or what?

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#20  Edited By gearhead

What side are you guys on?
I'm Team Edward, obviously.
 
*Note this was all fucking sarcasm.*

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#21  Edited By angelfan91

 
Isn't Dakota Fanning in this one?  Sounds like a ham and shit sammich.

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#22  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Girlfriends force you to go see shitty movies... noted.

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My sister keeps trying to convince me to read the books, but I've heard nothing but bad things from everyone else.

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#24  Edited By inkeiren

Some of the artists on the soundtrack are pretty good. Just focus on what music you hear and whatever you're eating or drinking, and not what you are seeing. You'll make it out alive.

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#25  Edited By Geno

Your girlfriend wants to see Twilight? Break up with her. 

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#26  Edited By Red

No, as I am fortunate enough to not have a girlfriend right now. Doesn't mean my friends won't try and drag me to it, though. 
 
 
If I do, and I don't come back alive, I'll have a notebook with me. Inside it will be my last words. Please hack into my account and post those last words on my blog.

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#27  Edited By Cazamalos

i´'m force and not only one time, instead i will have to see that shit 3 times , 1# my GF(if i don't go with her she will go with  other guy, to a romantic movie!, erghhh don't think so) 2# my sister(she really really kooked up with the saga and she is my sister...) and finally and more painful with some friends but i guess i will stay in home with the cellphone turned off playing some R&C:CIT /  MW2
 
ps2: at least here in my country the movie will premiere on December 4 
ps: sorry my crappy English :(

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#28  Edited By MacGyver

yes my girlfriend is making me take her to go see it buts that's ok because i made her go see capitalism: a love story, lol

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@EpicSteve said:
"Oh boy, is it that time already? Do I really have to waist $20.00 to...ok, fine. Who else will do their girlfriends the favor of taking them to see some awful vampire-teenage drama unfold? Once in awhile, I guess you just gotta bite the bullet.  "

hahahahahahah I win!!! I knew there was a perk of not having a girlfriend! Even if I did it wouldnt be with someone who likes twilight.
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#30  Edited By Xeiphyer
@TheHBK said:
" ...as bad and retarded the first one was, I am sure this one will turn you gay. "
Made me laugh.
 
I demanded my girlfriend take me along with all her chick friends to see the new movie, they won't let me go because they know I'm going to make fun of it the entire time. Luckily I have persuaded my girlfriend into realizing how terrible the books and movies are, by pointing out all the dumb shit and how cliche and stupid it is, so hopefully she will be my sleeper unit and make fun of the movie for me.
 
Also I should mention that she explained all the books to me, I didn't really listen, she just wanted to talk about them, anyways, I now know some random stuff about the books, and its retarded.
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#31  Edited By Black_Rose

My friends are going to see it. They sure as hell won't be counting on me to go with them. 

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#32  Edited By DanielJW

Thumbs up!

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#33  Edited By Vance_Helsing

Psh, whose getting forced? My roommate (female) and I (not female) are going because Twilight is amazing. And by amazing, I mean horrible.
 
Did you see the first film? It's honestly one of my favorite comedies of all time.This one's gonna me like 10x more ridiculous. I know, I've read the book. 
Heckling/riling up the tweens at the midnight screenings will be one of the best moments I'll have this year.

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#34  Edited By ahriman22

It's either that or... Yeah. So. I don't really have a choice, but I'll get back at her somehow.

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My brother is being forced.

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#36  Edited By Symphony

Ugg the things that pass as "vampires" are so lame this generation. Anne Rice's version of vampires (eg. Interview with the Vampire) was infinitely better and something my boyfriend was happy to watch with me.
 
Twilight is just.... ugg *shudders*

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#37  Edited By bloodredreaper

I'm lucky that my fiancee shares the same likes/dislikes (except video games) as me. So, no. She loathes it as much/if not more than me. Lots of people in her University want to go as a huge group and we're the only 2 not going.

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#38  Edited By RetroIce4
@Geno said:
" Your girlfriend wants to see Twilight? Break up with her.  "
This. You should immediately break up with her if she wants to see this movie.
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#39  Edited By Gregomasta

hahahahahaha, ahh, haha.  oh boy, thanks for the laugh gaiz, hahaha.  fucking chumps.

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#40  Edited By Metric_Outlaw

Haha my girlfriend hates those movies. I lucked out this time.

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#41  Edited By Sabata
@EpicSteve: Have fun, bro.  Maybe when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during the movie you can sift through her purse for your testicles.
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#42  Edited By ryanwho

Its clear who's wearing the pants here if you can't get out of this.

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#43  Edited By the8bitNacho

Really glad that Katie hates the movies as much as I do.  I've honestly read the books, and they're quite excellent to be honest, but that first movie was total trash. 
 
Who knows?  Maybe New Moon will be awesome.  It's possible I guess.  At this point however, I'm just tired of all the marketing surrounding the franchise.  I'm burned out on the whole thing.

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#44  Edited By willin

I'm taking myself only so I have evidence of the film's horribleness.

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#46  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

 
My girlfriend is gonna take me there on thursday.
 
 
Wish me luck.

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#47  Edited By kartallday

Damn, I didn't even think about that. I just started dating this girl. I should have asked first if she liked Twilight. I'm an idiot.

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#48  Edited By dutch42

my mrs said she wanted to see it last night. there is basically no way.

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#49  Edited By Evilsbane
@Symphony: I fucking love Interview with a Vampire a movie that Tom Cruise shows he is a real actor and not all that MI crap he is known for. Plus it makes Vampires look serious and not retarded like these godawful "THINGS" that pass as entertainment.
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#50  Edited By mindatlarge

If you can't even sit through 2 hours of something you don't particularly care for, while not complaining, in an effort to please your significant other, you suck.
 
I'm sure your girlfriends put up with a ton of annoying stuff for you and you don't even realize it.