Why do some people insist on having long hair ?

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@Mageman: @Mageman said:

I don't get it, you see a lot of males having long, messy hair. I am not talking about the homeless, I am talking about normal people who can most certainly afford a hair cut and work towards a more orderly appearance. But they don't, they insist to look like bums. Why do you think people do this, is it because they want attention ? Is it to appear special and ''freak'' people out ?

No its because I spent 2 years in the USMC and I'm fucking sick of short hair.... got a problem?

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#152  Edited By EchoEcho

@Mageman said:

@tylerjacob said:

I have long hair. I keep it in a ponytail lately.

Not everyone shares your point of view on things, douche.

Also, a lot of people have long hair as they feel safer with it. Like some sort of shield.

Hmm so you are saying people who have long hair have it because of a certain mental issue ? That is interesting.

No but honestly, if you were an employer would you employ someone with long hair ? I surely wouldn't, if a person is too lazy to go to a barber they are too lazy to work.

You must be a popular person with a lot of friends. I wish I could be like you, but every time someone sees my long hair, their face melts and their eyeballs ignite with bright, white flames, and then their chest implodes, all their limbs break in thirteen places, and all their skin flies off, their blood boils and starts spewing out of their ears, and then they turn around and walk away leaving me all alone and ashamed...

Man, it sucks having long hair...

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#153  Edited By ProfessorK

I'm sorry, is this a troll topic? God, stop feeding this thing already.

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#154  Edited By Wandering_Idiot

@EchoEcho said:

You must be a popular person with a lot of friends. I wish I could be like you, but every time someone sees my long hair, their face melts and their eyeballs ignite with bright, white flames, and then their chest implodes, all their limbs break in thirteen places, and all their skin flies off, their blood boils and starts spewing out of their ears, and then they turn around and walk away leaving me all alone and ashamed...

Man, it sucks having long hair...

I dunno man, that sounds kind of awesome, in a Heavy-Metal Medusa kind of way.

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#155  Edited By jonano

I used to have long hair and that was because i love Heavy Metal i was emulating my heroes and sure fuck it i do what i want .I also think it is a way to look different and not conform to the norm and be a bit rebellious which can only be a good thing . who the hell wants to look like everyone else thats boring and dull you need a bit of colour or everything just ends up looking grey .plus i'v had a few jobs with long hair and my employers never mentioned it at all .

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#156  Edited By jonano

@championfetus: nice George Carlin respect to you my friend

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#157  Edited By GunslingerPanda

I used to have long hair like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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#158  Edited By jonano

@GunslingerPanda: fuck you

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#159  Edited By Creme

Mine is long, soft and tidy. Also, I don't grow a beard because I don't like it and it would be overkill.

I don't look like a hobo, people with messy untrimmed beards do.

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#160  Edited By Seppli

Long hair feel like shit and look like shit, if you don't take care of them. I shave my head once a month or so, because it's the lowest maintenance haircut. I have short hair, because I'm efficient. Some might say, I am professionally low maintenance. Lazy even. Professionally so.

I had long hair for a spell, until it clogged my shower drain. The shower drain is still kinda clogged 4 years after giving up on long hair, but my head is sure clean shaven once a month. Go figure.

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#161  Edited By deadmanforking
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#162  Edited By time allen

this just in: nobody gives a shit, it's just hair.

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#163  Edited By Zabant

That jesus fellow, a right bum. Who would ever listen to somebody like that

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#164  Edited By Zabant

Wait! i got it, op has male pattern baldness and is just mad as fuck. Move along folks

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#165  Edited By Mageman

Man, a lot of replies to this thread are so dull, overly aggressive and void of any sense of humour. No fun allowed I guess.

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#166  Edited By FireBurger

@DeeGee said:

Long hair or short hair, if you act like a douche, you won't get hired anyway.

So bad luck, dude.

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#167  Edited By EchoEcho

@Mageman: I'm sorry to hear that your trolling isn't working out like you'd hoped. There's always next time.

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#168  Edited By matthias2437

Yeah I have no idea why dudes would have long hair or a pony tail. Both look ridiculous.

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#169  Edited By BionicRadd

@Mageman: why do some people insist on worrying themselves over how other people live their lives? mind your own business and get a hobby.

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#170  Edited By trace

As Commissioner of the No Fun League, I say...yes, no fun allowed.

Regardless, I think this thread's run its course.