I didn't think it could happen. I didn't think it was possible. It seemed impossible. It happened. My god, I was at the eye clinic the other day, (it was my first time, i end up having to get glases), and I go in and this lady is cross eye'd sitting behind the counter and she asks me what I'm here for and I just burst out laughing. She had this clueless smile on her face, and I simply could not bare it. I felt like this guy. I hit the floor, in tears and she bent over the counter and looked at me, with more clueless face. I was going insane. My mother was utterly emberassed and left to sit in the car. I manage to wipe the tears from my eye's and a doctor, one of those older men that are so cynical they think are children steal, etc. He was so pissed. He had an exceptionally drony voice, sort of like Ben Stein (dunnae how to spell his name). So he takes meback and it sounds like he's complaining when he's asking me what letter I can see. Then. Good god.....he puts this stuff in my eyes. He.......he dialated them and numbed them!!! So he shoves this rubber tool in my eye. He rubs it around and does rediculous things with it. Then...he flashes a light in my eye. I just belt out, out of pure instict of course, something that sounded like the eff word . He then goes, Are you ok. I wanted to puke. I some how managed to grow a pair and tell him. "You just shoved a rubber tool in my eye, blinded me, and nauseated me with eye squirt stuff. What the hell do you think?"
Obviously, this frustrated him. He looked in my eye one more time, told me to get up, and then had the crazy eye'd lady to ask me to leave.
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