You guys know what this means?

i was looking down & doing my work & then when I looked up I saw the girl i liked looking at me & smiling then she looked down at my chest while still smiling then she looked up at my face while still smiling so I just looked away..then when I was talking to one of my friend I couldn't really hear him cause I had my headphones on & he said justin did you hear what I said & i said no. Then I heard her telling her friends that I crack her up and said that I was quiet but funny. Then later I heard her telling her other friends again that I'm quiet but funny. Then later i saw her looking at my direction

did Giantbomb integrate with yahoo answers while i wasn't looking?

No clue what this means

Put your hand on her shoulder.

Best guess is that she thinks you are a little too loud and serious for her tastes.

sex

She wants to offload her truck on your chest.

6 more weeks of winter.

Sounds like you should be a little less "Zenyatta" and a little more "Zarya".

I-wait...what the hell website is this?

She's planning to murder, cook, and eat you.

Fake your own death and move to another state.

Next time she looks at your chest, touch her shoulder. Make sure you fake your own death to seal the deal.

I assume this of everyone I meet.

I move around a lot.

I spent far too much time trying to think of something funny to say to make up for my gross lack of knowledge when it comes this stuff. So, I don't know. Sounds like she might be interested in you? Maybe the Mcelroy brothers can help you with this one.

I think she likes you. Talk to her.

I'm gay, I don't know how women work.

@devilzrule27: they're pretty much the exact same as men, except they have cooties

cooties are indeed terrifying

This isn't Tumblr dude.

OMG I CaN'T EVEN

#thisIsSoImportant