Iwata-Bananas & Dad Chasers - PHOTOSHOP THREAD

Good evening duders,

If you caught the freakish Nintendo E3 post-show today, your mind will likely have to process all the eerie family-oriented dad-chasing and banana clutching. And what better way to do that than with a good ol' photoshop thread. RULES: Just pic any still from the Nintendo post-show stream and alter it to be more pleasant. For example, Iwata's already famous BANANA POSE:

Come on guys. Get it crackin. Here's mine:

@Video_Game_King said:

And we're done. Wrap it up folks.

@Ramone said:

@Video_Game_King said:

And we're done. Wrap it up folks.

And that was E3.

@Xymox said:

@Ramone said:

@Video_Game_King said:

And we're done. Wrap it up folks.

And that was E3.

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@JJOR64 said:

@Xymox said:

@Ramone said:

@Video_Game_King said:

And we're done. Wrap it up folks.

And that was E3.

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You were there.

@JJOR64 said:

@Xymox said:

@Ramone said:

@Video_Game_King said:

And we're done. Wrap it up folks.

And that was E3.

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HIS HEAD IS BANANAS!

Seriously, how about some Dad Chasers?

Somebody needs to head over to NeoGaf, and bring that stuff over here for everyone to see.

Now somebody needs to shop that image onto a Nintendo game case and make E3 2012 the game.

@Pezen said:

Seriously, how about some Dad Chasers?

Oh boy, now it's a party!

Iwata shatters the theory of evolution:

Clearly those bananas are begging to be inserted into the Dad Chaser.

@Kierkegaard: http://i.imgur.com/wm5rf.jpg

As requested:

I came to the forums looking for this, and was not disappointed. Thank you, @Harkat, for knowing what it necessary in life.

@Green_Incarnate said:

@Kierkegaard: http://i.imgur.com/wm5rf.jpg

Oh god!!! Why isn't this in the thread??? POST IT UP!!!

@Video_Game_King said:

I saw this and started choking on my drink. This is awesome.

Anybody got a link to the full post conference stream?

@Video_Game_King said:

This won... this thread is now over! VGK has won once more in the battle of the photoshop! But will he win the war? STAY TUNED!

Donkeywata.

@Jay444111:

Wait, did you put my Japanese into Google Translator? And you couldn't fit together the ensuing word salad into what I was trying to quote?

@Kierkegaard said:

Not sure if Kinect fake family or Wii U fake family is worse.

The picture is already golden, I can't think of a lot to improve it.

Duder's, you have made my day!

and yea, that whole thing with the "family" was SUPER awkward...

@Irvandus said:

@Kierkegaard said:

Not sure if Kinect fake family or Wii U fake family is worse.

Wii U fake family. The daughter looks like she could be older than the mom.

Also, I've said this many times before but FUCK THAT DAD'S FACE, GOD. It kind of looks like the dude that played Shaggy in the live-action Scooby Doo movie, but with that grey hair frosting people use at Halloween to make them look old.

@Seppli said:

Anybody got a link to the full post conference stream?

It's included at the end of their press conference archive.

http://e3.nintendo.com/presentation/#/e3-presentation

You might have to refresh that page a few times--it's a little wonky.

Also, it starts around the 1h:11m:30s mark.

@Irvandus said:

@Kierkegaard said:

Not sure if Kinect fake family or Wii U fake family is worse.

Wii U

I think the nintendo press conference was really great this year Diane.

I hope more people think this face is as funny as I do.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Jay444111:

Wait, did you put my Japanese into Google Translator? And you couldn't fit together the ensuing word salad into what I was trying to quote?

Yeah... but I had no clue what it was saying! My proofreading brain broke upon the sight of it... I apologize in advance for fucking that one up.

@Jay444111:

It's "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him."

@Video_Game_King said:

@Jay444111:

It's "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him."

Wow, Google Translate really fucked that one up then! They really need to make that thing better... -_-

@Jay444111 said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@Jay444111:

It's "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him."

Wow, Google Translate really fucked that one up then! They really need to make that thing better... -_-

Yorikku alack, poor. knew.

It's as if Yoda was in a Shakesperian anime

@Nottle:

Oddly enough, Yoda's dialogue is based on Japanese syntax. I'm not sure how that factors into the translation loss, but I'm sure it does.

This topic has plenty of room to grow. I'd love to help, but I'm not in the mood to add Police Sketch Jeff to the image tonight.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Nottle:

Oddly enough, Yoda's dialogue is based on Japanese syntax. I'm not sure how that factors into the translation loss, but I'm sure it does.

It all comes full circle. Next someone is going to reveal Jay444111 inspired Shakespeare.

@Nottle:

If he did, all those plays would end with, "Man, this shit was tragic. But not as tragic as Fragile Dreams. Go out and play it, you guys! AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" (He'd also end all his sonnets with "David Wong can suck my enraged cock/which will slap Cartoon Network execs in the mouth".)

@Video_Game_King: You should have used 嗚呼

@Bocam:

Probably, although probably not with the kanij (it's two letters; I doubt anybody uses the kanji when they're writing that). I had to look that up alas on Jisho, since it's not a word I'd encounter too often in my Japanese adventures. The rest, though, is pretty much all me.

Yep.

(I almost think this would be funnier without the bananas pixelated.)

@xobballox: Duder, that doesn't even make sense! Still ace though.

Reg-zombie not pleased with Nintendo conference. Reg-zombie attack. >=[

Someone should make Iwata holding Reggie as a purple pikimin.