The long awaited day has finally come, it's time for more MOTHER FUCKING GARSHASP.

When I bought Garshasp: The Monster Slayer on Steam last year for delicious summer tickets I thought I had bought into some complete bull shit I would immediately regret purchasing.

MAN DID I HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.

But none of that matters now, because it's time for Dead Mage to redeem Garshasp with some hot prequel DLC(?) that clears up the tangled and complex labyrinth of mythology that was apparently Garshasp's story.

Probably.

Fuck I didn't play it. I dicked around for like half an hour dying on the stupid fucking raft section you had to do for the ticket. They don't even explain to you that the raft keeps sinking unless you jump all the time. Like it literally just fucking sinks into the water while you're standing on it if you don't keep jumping. I think there were oars or some shit too. And sometimes you'd just clip through the raft and die, also you have to fight the same fucking enemies that are in the two hours leading up to this but on this fucking raft. I mean I assume they are. I only played the first ten minutes and then the part from this save I jacked. I'm not wasting my time on this garbage.

I GUESS IT SOLD ENOUGH TO MAKE A FOLLOW UP(?) THOUGH SO WHATEVER.

So buckle up kids, it's time to take a wild ride through the Dragon Temple and get a mace, and there's an orc, and something vaguely resembling a dragon.

I guess that's what dragons look like in Persia.

Garshaaaasp!

Garshaaaasp!

I am ready.

Take me, Garshasp, take me!

Year of the 'Shasp!

VA of the year

Looks... 'shaspy.

Additional thought: How long are the walls this time?

Ya, I saw this somewhere... I don't remember where now. Maybe steam.

I was like... ya... that's what people wanted. A follow up to a horribly coded and developed God of War clone.

People, if you really need a god of clone, play Darksiders 1 (some say it's like Zelda also, BONUS!). Seriously don't play garbage unless you're filming it and are hilarious.

Also responding to say this is a worthy thing to discuss.

Played it to see why everybody was talking about... and everybody was correct! Such a waste of your time while there are a ton of better games to be played.

The name is pretty cool though >:)

Wow, that's some House of the Dead 2 quality voice acting right there.

@CornBREDX said:

Seriously don't play garbage unless you're filming it and are hilarious.

I dunno, I've found that bad games can be enjoyed like bad movies or music, despite the frustration of bad gameplay and the larger time commitment.

Bought Garshasp on Steam for like 3 bucks, game was seriously terrible.. It's not even funny!

There's going to be a QL, right?

I remember that QL was hilarious for the awfulness, but man.. the voicework and lipsync in that video is just astounding =D

@ShaggE: Sometimes.

When I say garbage I mean games that are just bad- have no inherent pleasure at all. Not even ironically.

Hopefully they quick look it! :)

GARSHASP!

Only the latest of late title cards will save this one.