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    Halo: Reach

    Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Sep 14, 2010

    A prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved, chronicling one of the most cataclysmic events of the Halo Universe through the eyes of a squad of Spartan super-soldiers known as Noble Team. It is also the last game in the series developed by Bungie.

    Master Chief's Ass

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    #1  Edited By johnlennon

    Hello GB community, long time reader rare poster. I don't want to post, but I have to bring this point up because it's very relevant to my interests and what I expect from a halo game. Master Chief. More specifically, his tight robotic spartan ASS ( ) * ( ). I can't help but notice that there is:
     
    A) no master chief
     
    B) no ass ( ) * ( ).
     
    Does anyone else miss that tight ass ( ) * ( ) of master chief? Post here if you do. I'm being very serious by the way, I really do miss it.

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    #2  Edited By GunslingerPanda

    1. Get Dead Rising 2.
    2. Go to sports store.
    3. Red tracksuit.
     
    RESULT= Hot tight Chuck Greene ass.

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    #3  Edited By DemiGodRaven
    @GunslingerPanda said:
    " 1. Get Dead Rising 2. 2. Go to sports store. 3. Red tracksuit.  RESULT= Hot tight Chuck Greene ass. "
    1) Get Dead Rising 2
    2) Find Banana Hammock/Mankini
    3) Recoil in Horror.
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    #4  Edited By MEATBALL

    The Spartan III asses are more impressively sculpted than Chief's was anyway.

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    #5  Edited By natetodamax

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    Okay...

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    #7  Edited By BunkerBuster

     Jay Sherman also disapproves of this thread.
     Jay Sherman also disapproves of this thread.
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    #8  Edited By Pinworm45

    trying too hard

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    #9  Edited By Azteck

    Stop. Hammertime. 
     
    But seriously, stop. It's creepy.

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    #10  Edited By beargirl1

    what is even happening here? 

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    #11  Edited By chstupid

    I'm scared
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    #12  Edited By JJWeatherman

    And that was E3.

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