marinate the ground beef with milk.

the fat from the milk will fry the burger and the water from the milk will steam cook it.

just make sure to pack the inside of the meat with plenty of american cheese because the chease will hold the burger together when the steam tries to crumble the burger apart.

Oh and use whole fat milk for best results.

OR you could inject yourself with instant heart attack serum.

That sounds extra nasteh.

Sounds good man, I actually might try this.

"OR you could inject yourself with instant heart attack serum."

Milk Burger? is that some sort of ironic tale of death?

I have low tollerance to both beef and milk so, it would certainly fuck me up.

all the hamburger lovers are fat ........  lol  (just kidding )

"all the hamburger lovers are fat ........  lol  (just kidding )"

Protip:

Use ground turkey and silk instead

It'll keep ya nice and thin



if that doesn't work, the vomitting will

Man milk you mean?

That's pretty sick, but I've eaten worse before.

is the OP from wisconsin? The midwest tends to put cheese and milk on everything, EVEN SEAFOOD!

You guys are all crazy, that sounded awesome.

Trere is an  easy way of allowing yourself to eat things like this, don't do it to often.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me a vegetarian, (spot the reference!), but the few times I get my hands on some burger, it better be fat and juicy.

First rule of eating: Stuff that is bad for you, is good for you in small doses with long time between.

Filling the meat with the milk of the SAME ANIMAL.

Amazing.

I am not going to lie, that sounds terrible.

"all the hamburger lovers are fat ........  lol  (just kidding )"

"You guys are all crazy, that sounded awesome.

Trere is an  easy way of allowing yourself to eat things like this, don't do it to often.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me a vegetarian, (spot the reference!), but the few times I get my hands on some burger, it better be fat and juicy.

First rule of eating: Stuff that is bad for you, is good for you in small doses with long time between."