I am currently eating mini sirloin burgers from Jack in the Box, and man, they are tiny, beautiful, and delicious. Are mini burgers supposed to be this good? They're rather simple. They're just tiny sirloin burgers with ketchup, mustard, american cheese, and some grilled onions. But you know what? Let me tell you guys. That is a recipe for SUCCESS! These things are alpha, baby! They're heavenly. Even the buns are delicious. Bravo, Jack. Bravo.

Are they better than the little pieces of shit Burger King tries to pass off as Mini Burgers?

I don't know, Fr0Br0. I haven't ate at Burger King in probably like 8 years. Judging by the fact that you didn't seem to like Burger King's, I'm going to have to assume they're much much better.

Ever since my local Krystal went out of business I've been hoping someone else would jump on the mini burger train, and now there's Jack in the Box...I think I know what I'm eating for lunch tomorrow.

I have never found a Jack in the Box. It makes me sad.

They arent what i was expecting

Yes, mini burgers are amazing. I prefer them over normal ones. :D