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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    When is a hamburger no longer a hamburger?

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    #1  Edited By chililili

    I was a discussion amongst friends about when is a hamburger, a hamburger. We agreed that it was critical to the hamburger state that it remained covered in two buns and had cow meat in the center. But what of the chicken burger? Or is it a chicken sandwich? No one doubts that if you put bacon in a hamburger it still is one, but what if you remove the cow meat, is it still a burger? What of the manner preparation, does it influence its burgerness? What if the bottom bun falls off, still a burger?
     
    I realize such deep philosophical could not be responded lightly and so I have submitted them to debate. So I ask you what MUST a burger have to be one, and at what point it no longer is?

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    #2  Edited By Wraith1

    a burger must be made of beef and in between two buns
    a burger is no longer a burger if its not made out of beef and not between two buns

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    #3  Edited By lockwoodx

     A Luther Burger is a hamburger (specifically a bacon cheeseburger), with a grilled glazed donut in place of the bun.  
     

        

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     According to legend, the burger was named for and was a favorite (and possibly invention) of singer-songwriter and record producer Luther Vandross. This origin is mentioned in a January 2006 episode of animated series The Boondocks, "The Itis", in which the character Granddad creates an entire restaurant based on the burger (and other soul food).
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    #4  Edited By ZmillA

    when it isn't using ground meat and/or there isn't some sort of layer sandwiching the filling.

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    #5  Edited By Lowbrow

    When I magically turn it into poop!

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    #6  Edited By TheMustacheHero

    When it uses turkey?

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    #7  Edited By unsolvedparadox
    When it's contained within something other than a bun.
     
    @TheMustacheHero
    said:

    " When it uses turkey? "

    That seems like more of a taste issue.
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    #8  Edited By calidan777

    The term "hamburger" refers directly to the fact that "hamburger meat" is used, all you need for something to be considered a hamburger is a hamburger pattie, at the same time though, the second you remove the hamburger pattie it can no longer be considered a hamburger. Asked and answered.

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    #9  Edited By BraveFart

    What's up with all these hamburger threads ? use your imagination and come up with something more original !

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    #10  Edited By Upryse

    When it's ajar.

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    #11  Edited By Terry_Bogard

    When it doesn't have meat on it?

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    #12  Edited By Fallen189

    When there isnt a hamburger inbetween the bread.

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    #13  Edited By damnboyadvance

    When either the meat or 1 of 2 buns is missing, or both, it is no longer a burger.

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    #14  Edited By shotaro

    When its a KFC double down, no bread = no burger!

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    #15  Edited By spaceturtle

    A burger is not a burger when it's not bought from a fastfood company.

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    #16  Edited By harinosho

    when you eat the burger patty alone on a plate with a knife and fork in a fast food restaurant 

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    #17  Edited By Red12b

    Open faced,  
     
    A MAN CHOOSES PICKLES!

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    #18  Edited By Jost1
    @Buzzkill said:
    "  A Luther Burger is a hamburger (specifically a bacon cheeseburger), with a grilled glazed donut in place of the bun.  
     

        
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     According to legend, the burger was named for and was a favorite (and possibly invention) of singer-songwriter and record producer Luther Vandross. This origin is mentioned in a January 2006 episode of animated series The Boondocks, "The Itis", in which the character Granddad creates an entire restaurant based on the burger (and other soul food). "
    Fuck me that's gross
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    #19  Edited By Trissai

    when its missing the burger (meat) part of it

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    #20  Edited By ZmillA

    hamburger is a type of burger which is a type of sandwich. For a hamburger to be a hamburger it must have ground beef.

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    #21  Edited By DRooPZ

    It stops being a burger when it no longer has beef or bun. 
    No such thing as a chicken burger there chicken sandwiches.

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    #22  Edited By Mrskidders

    When it leaves home for the first time, enrolls in university and become and mothertrucking MANBURGER.
     

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    #23  Edited By Vextroid

    When its in mah tummeh.

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    #24  Edited By guiseppe

    As long as it is some form food between two pieces of bread, I'd call it a hamburger. If that's chicken, fish, cow, turkey or even vegetarian options doesn't matter to me.

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    #25  Edited By wavegoodbye

    Gotta go with (ground beef + 2 buns + some kind of condiments).  Buffalo and turkey burgers are perfectly valid as long as they nail the other two criteria.  No meatless vegan trash, or open-faced alternatives will suffice.  Again, if it's missing condiments of some kind it's really nothing more than a grilled meatwad.

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    #26  Edited By theduke

    i say it needs meat not some veggie stuff and that meat has two be between two things that serve as buns like traditional buns or even donuts like the Luther

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    #27  Edited By nikopeters

    I don't really like pickles.

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    #28  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    what is a hamburger really ? 
     
    no one knows

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    #29  Edited By fini_fly

    When the buns are replaced by grilled cheese sandwiches. 

    Gross 
    Gross 
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    #30  Edited By karneh
    @fini_fly said:
    " When the buns are replaced by grilled cheese sandwiches. 

    Gross 
    Gross 
    "
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    #31  Edited By peepeepoopoo696

    A burger must have two buns and a meat patty.

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