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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    How Do You Feel About Gerstmann In This Point In Time?

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    #1  Edited By The_LMFAO_Guy

    To go and say that Gerstmann wasn't the reason why you started following GameSpot is like saying asking if you like eating a grill-cheese sandwich on a Sunday afternoon isn't a good pick up line for woman at a bar. How I first discovered Gerstmann was when he guest hosted Attack of the Show back when G4 was good in 2005 (Here's Gerstmann's old blog about it). The week prior to that, Sean Baby guest hosted the show, so for two weeks of Attack of the Show you got Sean Baby one week, then Gerstmann the next; a great deal for those who have sexual fantasies about both people. 
     
    When Sean Baby's hosting duties was up, then came in Gerstmann - that big, tall, John Candy looking mothafucka while sporting his red track suit. First thing he said that he's Jeff Gerstmann and he's from a web site call GameSpot (I never heard of it). Seeing how I didn't know anything about Gerstmann, I thought he was fucking boring at the time, he wasn't really at his best. But the guest hosting thing wasn't the only GameSpot/G4 related thing, other GameSpot editors took over the show Cinematech, and that's where I was first introduced to Ryan (the MacDonald version), Ryan (the Davis version), and the all mighty powerful Greg Kasavin. 

     When I typed in
     When I typed in "Jeff Gerstmann hosting Attack of the Show" on YouTube, one of the results I got was "Germans are attacking."
    After that, G4 went to shit in 2006 and the network was unreliable for gamers like me. And then I got internet! The first web site I went to was GameSpot, that's where I got to see and listen to Gerstmann in the form that he should of been on Attack on the Show. Gerstmann was an entertaining guy, and the one I favored before getting to know the staff and realizing the awesomeness of Kasavin, Davis, and Navarro. GameSpot at the time had some of the most entertaining, distinctive and likeable editors. 
     
    The we all know what happens next, and then GiantBomb happens. Gerstmann for some time has not been as entertaining as he once was in his GameSpot days. I can't really recall a really funny Gerstmann moment recently on GiantBomb. The content he has provided on Giantbomb just isn't as good as the content he provided on GameSpot. I think less of Gerstmann than I did back in the glory days. Sometimes I would listen to classic HotSpot - the Rich Gallup era -  on YouTube and realize how great Gerstmann was. IS there any good moments on GiantBomb? Ummmmmm. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay, uh, that quick look on Tony Hawk Shred, that was awesome. . . .but that happen like nearly a year ago.
     
    What are your coc - thoughts?
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    #2  Edited By 71Ranchero

    he makes jokes about things I am interested in so I find him humorous. Im not sure if you were expecting more or not but there yah go.

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    #3  Edited By KimChi4U

    I'm sure Jeff would say the same thing about you. He probably thinks less of you too.
    /pointless thread

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    #4  Edited By yoshimitz707

    None of the gamespot stuff really compares to what they're doing right now. The freedom they have now lets them do way funnier stuff.

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    #5  Edited By The_LMFAO_Guy
    @KimChi4U said:
    I'm sure Jeff would say the same thing about you. He probably thinks less of you too. /pointless thread
    The fact that he's thinking about me at all just makes me feel special =).
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    #6  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

    Dudes still great. Dats it dats all.

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    #7  Edited By artgarcrunkle

    He's funny on the bombcast when he isn't doing LOUD SARCASTIC VOICE or talking about how he doesn't like anything. I've bought games based on his reviews and felt burned before...but yeah I'm mostly bumping this so I can read fanboys gets mad about nothing :]

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    #8  Edited By Shrimpy

    I love Gerstmann

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    #9  Edited By Slag

    to me this post is more about your own feelings than anything Gerstmann has done differently. You basically hint as such in your post

    After that, G4 went to shit in 2006 .... And then I got internet! The first web site I went to was GameSpot, that's where I got to see and listen to Gerstmann in the form that he should of been on Attack on the Show. Gerstmann was an entertaining guy, and the one I favored before getting to know the staff and realizing the awesomeness of Kasavin, Davis, and Navarro....

    Gerstmann for some time has not been as entertaining as he once was in his GameSpot days.....I think less of Gerstmann than I did back in the glory days.

    I think He brings it as well as I've observed him to for years upon years, I just think you're bored of his style. And the newness/power of it has worn off for you now that you have experienced other things.

    wouldn't worry about, a person's tastes can change as one ages and experiences new things.

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    #10  Edited By Evilsbane

    No..no still find him quite funny and entertaining.

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    #11  Edited By PeasantAbuse

    I think he's a pretty funny dude.

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    #12  Edited By JayDee

    so we can review people as well as games?

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    I don't feel about Gerstmann, you sick bastard.

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    #14  Edited By falling_fast

    Jeff seems pretty awesome. see: the Jar Time videos

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    #15  Edited By tim_the_corsair

    I watch Jar Time while masturbating furiously with a printed copy of his Twilight Princess review wrapped around my 8.8 inch schlong...

    Seriously, what a bizarre fucking thread.

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    #16  Edited By Rockanomics

    I think Jeff is a pretty cool guy. Eh rights reviews and doesnt afraid of anything.

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    #17  Edited By 71Ranchero

    @JayDee said:

    so we can review people as well as games?

    7.6

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    #18  Edited By EnchantedEcho

    Just why?

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    #19  Edited By McShank

    He is part of the reason i subbed so obviously he cant be that bad.

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    #20  Edited By Shaunage

    All I can do is disagree.

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    #21  Edited By Pezen

    This thread made me realize I have been following these guys for over almost 10 goddamn years. I mean, I read gamespot when it was called videogames.com, geez. On topic; Jeff is still awesome.

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    #22  Edited By CaptainScarLeg

    Jeff is one of the most respectable, honest, entertaining people in the games industry.

    He's also on my list of inspirational people on facebook alongside Cliff Bleszinski and Batman.

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    #23  Edited By gabha

    It's weird, I don't remember if it was review scores or some of his opininion (though it wasn't his Zelda review, I actually liked for that), but he was probably the person I despised the most in this profession.
     
    Then I started warming up to him when he was hosting On the spot and the Hotspot instead of Rich, and was genuianly sad when he was fired.
     
    Now, after following him on GB and other places, he's become my most respected and loved person on the industry, right next to Greg Kasavin.

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    #24  Edited By Dallas_Raines

    Jeff is a beautiful gem of a man.

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    #25  Edited By ajamafalous

    I think his GB stuff is better than his Gamespot stuff, really. The guys have a lot more freedom here.

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    #26  Edited By white

    I love Jeff Gerstmann and I support all his endeavors.

    Also I want to have his e-babies.

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    #27  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    If you anticipate "funny moments" when you watch/read the website's content, you're doing it wrong and you're kinda lame.

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    #28  Edited By N7

    I mean, I guess I'd hang out with him sometimes, or something. I don't know. What are you looking for here? I mean, sure, sometimes I think about him running through a forest of bacon with nothing but a pancake on his head, but what business of that is yours? None. So stay out of my head, you goddamn communist.

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    #29  Edited By mylifeforAiur

    I want to hug him.

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    #30  Edited By The_LMFAO_Guy
    @AhmadMetallic said:
    If you anticipate "funny moments" when you watch/read the website's content, you're doing it wrong 
    Then what was the whole conversation about buying socks on the BombCast really all about huh? Are you implying that there's some sort of encrypted message that you can decipher? Then please, do so.  
     

    and you're kinda lame.

    How Am I lame when I like watching black KKK members dancing to "Big Booty Bitches"? 
     

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    #31  Edited By The_LMFAO_Guy
    @artgarcrunkle said:

    .but yeah I'm mostly bumping this so I can read fanboys gets mad about nothing :]

    TBH with you, I knew I was going to get angry fanboy responses before posting this thread, just goes to show how brave I am! But of course, I just wanted to get my opinion about Gerstmann now off my chest, and seeing how GiantBomb is based in America, only in America!
    @Slag said:

    I think He brings it as well as I've observed him to for years upon years, I just think you're bored of his style. And the newness/power of it has worn off for you now that you have experienced other things.

    wouldn't worry about, a person's tastes can change as one ages and experiences new things.

    Not really. I still enjoy Gerstmann's old content. I did think that I was just tired of Gerstmann at first, until I re-watched Gerstmann showing off Warioware: Smooth Moves on On The Spot. It's still fucking hilarious.
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    #32  Edited By Hizang

    Jeff Is my hero.

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    Dude's funny, and seems fairly stand-up, but I can't for the life of me appreciate any of his opinions.

    He hates a lot of stuff, almost irrationally.

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    #34  Edited By CptBedlam

    Love him. Doesn't matter whether I agree with his opinions or not.

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    #35  Edited By Winternet

    I love the dude! Always have, always will.

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    #36  Edited By Yummylee

    @artgarcrunkle said:

    He's funny on the bombcast when he isn't doing LOUD SARCASTIC VOICE or talking about how he doesn't like anything. I've bought games based on his reviews and felt burned before...but yeah I'm mostly bumping this so I can read fanboys gets mad about nothing :]

    Definitely agree about the LOUD SARCASTIC VOICE thing. I thought it was pretty funny and, whether intentional or not, makes him sound like Trey Parker. But god... he does it so often these days, and he appears to have a negative generalistion for everyone and they all apparently speak in that exact same kind of voice. His latest Jar Time in particular during the DLC rant segment made him appear like a bit of an asshole constantly doing that voice over and over.

    I still think Jeff's a swell, funny guy and more often than not a very rational and reasonable dude, though. But his impressionist satire of people he finds annoying often backfires, usually making him sound even more annoying than the people he's impersonating.

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    #37  Edited By BionicRadd

    @SeriouslyNow said:

    Your threads are shit.

    This

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    #38  Edited By Julmust

    At this point in time I feel like you suck OP.

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    #39  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @The_LMFAO_Guy said:
    @AhmadMetallic said:
    If you anticipate "funny moments" when you watch/read the website's content, you're doing it wrong 
    Then what was the whole conversation about buying socks on the BombCast really all about huh? Are you implying that there's some sort of encrypted message that you can decipher? Then please, do so.   
    Just because they can be funny and they intentionally act funny and they deliver, doesn't make them a comedy group. 
     
    Follow them, read their words and watch their videos as a video game enthusiast taking the two cents of video game journalists, and the laughter will come naturally. Measuring Gerstmann's performance based on the amount of "funny moments" is absurd.
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    #40  Edited By jayjonesjunior

    being funny is just a bonus because he is already a pretty good video game journalist.

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    #41  Edited By Alexandruxx
    @gabha said:
    It's weird, I don't remember if it was review scores or some of his opininion (though it wasn't his Zelda review, I actually liked for that), but he was probably the person I despised the most in this profession.   Then I started warming up to him when he was hosting On the spot and the Hotspot instead of Rich, and was genuianly sad when he was fired.  Now, after following him on GB and other places, he's become my most respected and loved person on the industry, right next to Greg Kasavin.
    My story exactly.
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    #42  Edited By TorMasturba

    @The_LMFAO_Guy: You came on a website that serves mostly video content to people who LIKE that video content a lot, that's fueled by the editors' personalities, Jeff Gerstmann being one of those editors, and then bitch about how much you don't like them?

    Firstly, in what world do you live in that this isn't trolling?

    Secondly, If you don't like Jeff that's your oppinion, why not go complain about him on a website that he doesn't personally oversee?

    Thirdly, you've made 71 posts to my current count as I type this post, don't you think you're being a tad masochistic to yourself if you hate/find boring one of the main people who produces content on this site and still keep coming back for more?

    Is it not considered insane to do something that you don't like/doesn't work for you over and over again?

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    #43  Edited By Karl_Boss

    He's awesome....just like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 he gets a 10/10.

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    #44  Edited By Hunkulese

    @The_LMFAO_Guy: How did you not have the internet until 2006?

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    #45  Edited By Nentisys

    Jeff is pretty awesome. Dude gets DEEP in the jar videos.

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    #46  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    If you watch some of the Jar questions you see that he is much more insightful then what you might think.

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    #47  Edited By sagesebas

    @The_LMFAO_Guy: While I really like him still and there a lot of great moments, there is just something about those hotspot episodes. And this is coming from someone who just started following giantbomb a year ago and that was my first exposure to the whole crew.

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    #48  Edited By shivermetimbers

    My not giving a shit senses are tingling!

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    #49  Edited By imsh_pl

    @The_LMFAO_Guy said:

    I can't really recall a really funny Gerstmann moment recently on GiantBomb. The content he has provided on Giantbomb just isn't as good as the content he provided on GameSpot.

    lol

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    #50  Edited By MideonNViscera

    He's my favorite review guy. I dunno why. We both agree on the same flaws usually I guess.

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