Oh, trust me: there's a way. An incredibly specific way.
Katawa Shoujo
Game » consists of 2 releases. Released Jan 04, 2012
Katawa Shoujo is a free-to-download dating sim visual novel from Four Leaf Studios. It stands out a bit from other entries in the genre in that the girls in the game all have a disability of some sort.
The screenshot ballad of Heartbreakin' Hisao Nakai. Episode 4: Takin' it to Harlem.
I hope there's a Metal Gear Solid spin-off called "What the hell happened to Naomi's eyes". You will understand why soon enough.
And lo:
My tone for the next couple of updates:
Tune in tomorrow to find out why I've been so nervous throughout this update.
And so today, we finally come to one of Katawa Shoujo's more infamous moments: Hanako loses her shit. Look.....I'm....I'm really shaken up by this, so here's what we're going to do: I'm going to post the whole thing in its own section first. That way, you can have some idea why I'm so....just fucking read it.
That out of the way? Good. Let's see if we can make light of the situation.
Oh sweet shit. I just realized that I'm gonna have to browse through every last one of these pictures against to get the right ones for the update. And then do the same when I post them to the wiki. WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF!?
Video joke the first. (This was supposed to be embedded, but technical problems are fucking that over.)
And now, finally, after having seen:
We are on the path to:
Meaning I can finally post:
You know how in this thread, I've shown a strange fascination with combining Hanako and Metal Gear Solid whenever I could? ViolinSnowKid2 (a guy known mostly for mediocre violin covers of Fire Emblem songs) took a different approach: he combines Katawa Shoujo and Final Fantasy VI in the strangest ways. Also, he's an asshole to Hanako for no discernible reason:
Wait, he smells like shampoo? Not his hair? How does that work? Is there some shampoo-scented cologne for sale that I've never heard of? And on that note: what does shampoo smell like, free of fruit scents? Her lack of description confounds me. At least Babyface was courteous enough to tell us what the shampoo smelled like. (Bananas and strawberries, if I remember correctly.)
Is there some shampoo-scented cologne for sale that I've never heard of?
He doesn't start wearing cologne until they get to high school.
EDIT: Maybe she's more descriptive in the manga. Adaptations always leave out the best parts.
I'd say that I'm surprised nobody pointed out the glaring plot hole yesterday's update introduced, but given how many people are reading this...well....
Hey, guess what? New update!
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look behind my shoulder about a billion times.
This is every kind of great.
This is every kind of great.
I was planning on making more for each character, but I am unbelievably lazy.
It's like the entrance to Hogwarts. Only with nipples.
And in case the video doesn't embed again, here's a link to the dumb joke I made. Anyway, back to the story.
I know this is in no way relevant to this particular update, but it's one of those videos I couldn't post because of bad ending spoilers, and damn it, you can't pass up something this weird:
I was listening to this new Frenssu track while reading the thread. Somehow this gif matches up perfectly while simultaneously not matching up at all.
Oh no. I was catching up with this over a couple days and now I'm all caught up! The suspense of the next update is killing me! (Loving this series btw, thanks for the amusing work :p)
Played through KS back when it first came out, so been a while since I've visited it. This is making me want to give it another play-through. Oh, and Hanako is easily the best girl. <3
Oh, and Hanako is easily the best girl. <3
She's up there, but....stick around for the next thread. Rin's going to give Harlem a run for her money.
Fun fact: Hanako is the only main character in the game who doesn't go onto the roof in her own route. Or into Babyface's room. What's that got to do with this update? Fucking nothing. Enjoy your happy ending.
Well, that was......unexpected. First order of business: post the remaining Hanako shots I have:
And with that taken care of, join me in the last thread tomorrow, where we find out just what the fuck happened.
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