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    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

    Game » consists of 22 releases. Released Nov 10, 2009

    The sequel to 2007’s wildly successful first-person-shooter Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 continues the story of American and British soldiers fighting Russian ultra-nationalist forces.

    This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read

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    #1  Edited By ArchScabby
    THIS 
     
    I'm not just talking about the article,  which is really stupid too, but mostly just the first sentence.  
    " Call of Duty: MW2 is arguably one of the most realistic combat simulators available."   
     
    Seriously somebody actually put wrote that down and meant it.  MW2 in no way tries to be any kind of realistic, and calling it a sim is probably one of the dumbest things I've seen this year.  I don't mean that in any kind of negative way to the game either, I don't want MW2 to be a sim.
     
    Then they get some soldier, or at least that's what they claim he is, to tell you valuable information about things that are wrong with the combat sim Modern Warfar 2.  For instance, did you guys know helicopter crashes are dangerous?  Yeah, luckily we've got this trained army soldier to let us know that, because just last week me and my friends were thinking about going and getting in a helicopter crash because it sounded fun.  Needless to say after this article we may have to change are plans.
     
    People need to learn that it is okay for a game or movie to be unrealistic and over the top.  Today it seems like if a game or movie, isn't just like real life, then it is stupid.  And I'm sorry to say, even the most realistic first person sim is not even close to what real life is like.  A soldier doesn't constantly run around with his gun pointed straight out, an enemy will probably actually hear you sneaking up on them, and no matter how many times you see it in a game you most definitely will not be able to walk through grass and bushes like they aren't even there.
     
    Okay I'm done.
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    #2  Edited By natetodamax

    In Modern Warfare 2 you can:
     

    • Jump out of two stories buildings and live
    • Absorb several bullets and live
    • Reload in less than 2 seconds
    • Regenerate health, no matter how severe the wound
     
    Yep, definitely realistic.
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    #3  Edited By CowMuffins

    Apparently whoever interviewed the "soldier" didn't actually read what he said. Modern Warfare 2 is far from realistic. Stupid article.

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    #4  Edited By laticsfan

     One of the problems Torres had with the game was the realism of events in the Champaign. 
     
    All credibility out of the window.

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    #5  Edited By CornontheCobbe

    Most agreed. And you can easily aim and shoot down a plane. Realistic as hell!

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    #6  Edited By MysteriousBob

    Someone should make a 100% realistic FPS game. It wouldn't be remotely fun but at least it would stop people from referring to MW as realistic by comparison.

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    #7  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

    I think they were supposed to give him ARMA 2

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    #8  Edited By MKHavoc
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    #9  Edited By RIDEBIRD

    Hello, I'm ARMA 2, or VBS 2 as they call me in the army. This article offends me.

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    #10  Edited By Ghostiet

    @natetodamax:
    And kill people with a throwing knife 2 buildings away. Don't forget about ordering tactical nukes on the fly, too.

    Killzone 2 with red-eyed dudes in gas masks gives a more realistic representation of combat than Modern Warfare 2. And you heal dudes with microphones and shoot people with lightning in there.

    Also: you can shoot down UAVs.

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    #11  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Well, there is no denying that tt is arguably one of the most realistic combat simulators available. You'd just have to have a special need in order to actually argue the point.

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    #12  Edited By DewRequired

    That sentence is lacking in irony and overflowing with stupidity.

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    #13  Edited By nanikore

    I burst out laughing when I read "Champaign".

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    #14  Edited By Dark_Jon

    Good luck dual wielding Desert Eagles and Shotguns in real life unless you're the Terminator.

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    #15  Edited By nanikore
    @HandsomeDead: Calling Modern Warfare 2 a simulator is ridiculous. Example:
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    #16  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @nanikore: Why did you type that as a reply to me?
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    #17  Edited By nanikore
    @HandsomeDead: You called Modern Warfare 2 a realistic simulator. Or were you being sarcastic in that post? I can't tell.
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    #18  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @nanikore: I hoped the part where I mentioned special needs would give it away. I should have trusted my instincts and said 'downs syndrome' instead.
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    #19  Edited By nanikore
    @HandsomeDead: I see. Silly me!
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    #20  Edited By Bureksasutlijom
    @natetodamax said:
    " In Modern Warfare 2 you can:
     
    • Jump out of two stories buildings and live
    • Absorb several bullets and live
    • Reload in less than 2 seconds
    • Regenerate health, no matter how severe the wound
     Yep, definitely realistic. "
    Only if you are Arnie or Bruce "John" Willis.
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    #21  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @nanikore: Don't worry. It happens to the best of us.
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    #22  Edited By thatfrood

    A dude said something? Oh man, call the fucking president.

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    #23  Edited By ArchScabby
    @nanikore said:
    " @HandsomeDead: Calling Modern Warfare 2 a simulator is ridiculous. Example:
    "
    I think you're wrong,  I bet according to the solder in the story that in basic training they teach you how to go into slow motion so you can take out a bunch of enemies who have you outnumbered.
     
    @Laticsfan said:
    "

     One of the problems Torres had with the game was the realism of events in the Champaign. 
     
    All credibility out of the window.

    "

    lol, I didn't even notice that.  Apparently they don't proofread their  articles because spell check isn't going to pick that up.  Although, after reading this I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't know how to read. 
    I can imagine them pacing back and forth in a smoke filled office with their coat hung over their shoulder, and a drink in the other hand, dictating to some young secretary on a typewriter.
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    #24  Edited By nanikore
    @ArchScabby: It's seems the writer had had a little to much champagne! 
     
    HEY-O!
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    #25  Edited By InfiniteGeass

    But they do say "Oscar Mike" in the military every 5 seconds like in the game right?

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    #26  Edited By Valco

    "but in reality death isn’t just a reason to use the restroom and crack another soda. " 
     
    Fuck me, really?????
       
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    #27  Edited By Druminator

    The guns don't even sound realistic...

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    #28  Edited By imhuntad
    @ArchScabby: LOL, they're dangerous who knew? That's a pretty ignorant thing to say if the soldier really did say that. Funny stuff! :D
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    #29  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper

    Unrealistic? Lies. Whenever I get shot I just walk it off for about 20 seconds. After that I'm good to sprint around again.

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    #30  Edited By TheLegendofLuke
    @ArchScabby said:
     Yeah, luckily we've got this trained army soldier to let us know that, because just last week me and my friends were thinking about going and getting in a helicopter crash because it sounded fun.  Needless to say after this article we may have to change are plans.  
    This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read.
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    #31  Edited By RHCPfan24

    Champaign? Haha to think that these people get money doing this....

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    #32  Edited By ArchScabby
    @TheLegendofLuke said:

    " @ArchScabby said:

     Yeah, luckily we've got this trained army soldier to let us know that, because just last week me and my friends were thinking about going and getting in a helicopter crash because it sounded fun.  Needless to say after this article we may have to change are plans.  
    This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. "
    Thanks!
     
    And sorry, but if a typo is the stupidest thing you've ever seen, you need to get out more.
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    #33  Edited By AnimalFather

    i can reload in less than 2 sec (i was in the army) so its not unrealistic.

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    #34  Edited By JJOR64

    If Modern Warfare 2 is realistic then Super Mario Galaxy is realistic.

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    #35  Edited By faustyn
    @JJOR64 said:
    " If Modern Warfare 2 is realistic then Super Mario Galaxy is realistic. "
    wait...so you're trying to tell me that i can't jump from planet to planet and collect stars?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! O_O
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    #36  Edited By jeffgoldblum
    @Laticsfan said:
    "

     One of the problems Torres had with the game was the realism of events in the Champaign. 
     
    All credibility out of the window.

    Maybe they meant champagne or Charlemagne?
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    #37  Edited By faustyn
    @ArchScabby said:
    " @TheLegendofLuke said:

    " @ArchScabby said:

     Yeah, luckily we've got this trained army soldier to let us know that, because just last week me and my friends were thinking about going and getting in a helicopter crash because it sounded fun.  Needless to say after this article we may have to change are plans.  
    This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. "
    Thanks!  And sorry, but if a typo is the stupidest thing you've ever seen, you need to get out more. "
    calm down! he is actually the author of that article!
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    #38  Edited By RsistncE

    The sarcasm in this thread has reached a critical level. I'm not getting involved.

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    #39  Edited By cooger10

    I'm going to make the most realistic shooter ever made. There's no spawn points and once you die your never allowed to play the game ever again. Its gonna top the charts man i just know it!!

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    #40  Edited By foggel
    @MysteriousBob said:
    " Someone should make a 100% realistic FPS game. It wouldn't be remotely fun but at least it would stop people from referring to MW as realistic by comparison. "
    There's Operation Flashpoint :)
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    #41  Edited By ArchScabby
    @foggel said:
    " @MysteriousBob said:
    " Someone should make a 100% realistic FPS game. It wouldn't be remotely fun but at least it would stop people from referring to MW as realistic by comparison. "
    There's Operation Flashpoint :) "
    But it's not 100% realistic because it doesn't have this,
     
    @cooger10 said:
    " I'm going to make the most realistic shooter ever made. There's no spawn points and once you die your never allowed to play the game ever again. Its gonna top the charts man i just know it!! "
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    #42  Edited By nukesniper

    I'm gonna crash a helicopter into 50 cent's house. That would be one hell of a prank.

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    #43  Edited By iam3green

    i wish people knew that they shouldn't look into it being a real kind of games. who in the world has regenerate health? some guns aren't what they are like in real life. to think that helicopter crashes can be fun.

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    #44  Edited By JakJ
    @nanikore said:
    " @ArchScabby: It's seems the writer had had a little to much champagne!  HEY-O! "
    YEEEEEAH!
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    #45  Edited By Al3xand3r

    Stick around, you'll see worse.

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    #46  Edited By cstrang

    It's pretty stupid.  I don't know if it's the stupidest thing I've ever read, though.  I read some things that were just pants-on-head retarded.

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    #47  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @Al3xand3r said:
    " Stick around, you'll see worse. "

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    #48  Edited By SXBIG
    @natetodamax said:
    " In Modern Warfare 2 you can:
     
    • Jump out of two stories buildings and live
    • Absorb several bullets and live
    • Reload in less than 2 seconds
    • Regenerate health, no matter how severe the wound
     Yep, definitely realistic. "
    And also apply REALISTIC perks like stopping power.
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    #49  Edited By GoronSurvivor

    Oh and also, it's SUPER realistic whenever you look down your iron sights and the gun magically loses all forms of recoil and bullet spread! no matter how long you're holding the damn trigger down.

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