No racism. I rarely get hiccups.

Racism and hiccups are the only thing that get me out of bed every morning.

Hiccups are rarely an issue.

I can handle Hiccups.

If I pick racism, do I need to hiccup more to balance?

Likewise, if I pick hiccuping, do I need to dump my girlfriend?

BECAUSE I AM WILLING TO SACRIFICE A LOT FOR HICCUPS. OH TO EAT SPICY FOODS.

I can turn off my hiccups on command. It's my only super power and you'll never take it from me.

Without hiccups. As much as I loathe racism, there's a sense of personal development and understanding in overcoming it. No one ever fucking learns anything after having hiccups.

No hiccups. Just for my race though, obviously. Fuck everybody else.

hiccups SUCK

Hiccups are fun!

WTF?!

No hiccups, Racism let's people get creative at least.

I don't feel comfortable being honest about this question. Listen duders, I get hiccups like really bad.

I only hiccough.

With hiccups, keep drinking water until you either stop hiccuping or until you suffocate and drown. Whichever comes first.

hiccup is a really fun word to say so I'd be super bummed if there were no longer a reason to say it.

You can get rid of hiccups in like less than a minute

It's an onomatopoeia.

Why choose? I want a world without racist hiccups.

How about a world where only racist people get hiccups?

Without racism or without porn?

"You ain't got Yeezy, jigga? Stupid, but the hell do I know?."

What about racist hiccups?

Is this supposed to be a hard decision?

Hiccups is clearly the correct answer.

Have you ever heard of Casual Hiccups? No? Well there's your answer. I think. Wait..

Is that supposed to be tough? Lose racism and keep porn, that's win-win. Keep racism and lose porn, that's lose-lose.

I'd rather keep racism around. Hiccups are terrible.

Don't you even joke about taking away my other people's porn!

@pyromagnestir said:

You're logic has confounded me. Fixed. Wait. I think...

If you take away racism, you take away all or at least some element of seemingly half of the stories that have come out of America.

...OK, that's a wild guess, but I have to wonder what American art and entertainment would look like without any traces of racism. Volcano would still suck, though.

(Note two things: The first is that I'm taking this way too seriously. The second is that I'm musing, not supporting the existence of racism so that authors of various mediums can have material.)