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#1 Edited By rentfn

This is a very comprehensive list. Coming up with these censored words is someone's job. Thinking of the worst stuff all day...I wonder if they are hiring?? :)

http://lo-ping.org/2011/04/19/config-data-for-mk9-for-ps3/

Sorry if someone posted this. I couldn't find a thread.

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#2 Edited By N7

I can't help but notice that "Thundercunt" isn't on there.

Which is a huge relief, as that's become my "go to" insult.

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#3 Edited By dungbootle

Combat

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#4 Edited By TomP

That list is filthy.

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#5 Edited By KaosAngel

...really towel head is censored?

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#6 Edited By rentfn

I was happy to see Ass Hat didn't get rejected. I like that one

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#7 Edited By Slaker117

I get why they did it, but it's stupid that "beaver" is censored. What am I supposed to do if I want to talk about the large, semi-aquatic rodents?

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#8 Edited By Animasta

pimp is censored. what

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#9 Edited By deactivated-63bbfc9f777ec

"Alabama porch monkey"
Specificity makes it funnier

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#10 Edited By KillEm_Dafoe

There are quite a few items on that list that I can't understand the reasoning behind. Kind of weird seeing random, seemingly innocent words in between all of the more vulgar entries. Either way, this list is any entertaining read. Even learned a few things.

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#11 Edited By DougCL

that must have been a fun list to generate in the NetherRealm offices.

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#12 Edited By thatfrood

XD this is hilarious.
also, clearly a joke people, come on.

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#13 Edited By keyhunter

Azz is totally allowed.

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#14 Edited By Hailinel

@KaosAngel said:

" ...really towel head is censored? "

It's pretty offensive to a particular group, so yeah.

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#15 Edited By Afroman269

anal intruder/invader. they forgot pusher.

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#16 Edited By KaosAngel

@Hailinel said:

" @KaosAngel said:
" ...really towel head is censored? "
It's pretty offensive to a particular group, so yeah. "

...you mean white people? Cause the majority of arabs don't find it that bad, especially in the city. Sand Nigger, Camel Jockey, and terrorist are way worse...but the hell would I know, I'm not white...I'm arab. "

EDIT: Towel head is fucking hilarious, it still cracks me up when people say it.

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#17 Edited By Hailinel

@KaosAngel said:

" @Hailinel said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" ...really towel head is censored? "
It's pretty offensive to a particular group, so yeah. "
...you mean white people? Cause the majority of arabs don't find it that bad, especially in the city. Sand Nigger, Camel Jockey, and terrorist are way worse...but the hell would I know, I'm not white...I'm arab. "EDIT: Towel head is fucking hilarious, it still cracks me up when people say it. "

Depends on what city your from. Either way, it's an ethnic insult and thus subject to filters such as this.

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#18 Edited By keyhunter

I really enjoyed that.

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#19 Edited By yakov456

I love that list, so many options I have never thought of. Like jizzmuffin.

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#20 Edited By KaosAngel

@TheVeteran13 said:

" "Alabama porch monkey"Specificity makes it funnier "

...dude alabama porch monkey is the best one on the list. I keep thinking of Clerks II, and I can't even see the term as a racist slur anymore...it just means a lazy person. Putting the alabama just sweetens it due to my elitism of living in the North East.

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#21 Edited By McGhee

My personal favorites are "cuntwisker" and "flogging the bishop". lol

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#22 Edited By Poppduder

IsOnDiscDLC=kitana_d
IsOnDiscDLC=jade_d

on disk dlc d (4th costume) for jade and kitana? I understand what 4 costumes Mileena has, but not the other two...

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#23 Edited By rentfn

@KaosAngel: It's ok I'm taking it back

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#24 Edited By Agent47

@KaosAngel: Seems fair because they censored porch monkey.I was about to call bais till I saw chink and spic then I kept quiet.

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#25 Edited By MikkaQ

I like how ball breaker and ball buster are banned, but Johnny Cage busting people's nuts in-game is cool.

Like thinking about it, ball buster would be the best name for a Johnny Cage only fight room.

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#26 Edited By KaosAngel

@Agent47 said:

" @KaosAngel: Seems fair because they censored porch monkey.I was about to call bais till I saw chink and spic then I kept quiet. "

Yeah but why Alabama? Isn't it more insulting they single out that state? I mean, no disrespect to that state and now is not the best time to make fun of that state due to what happened, but seriously...putting alabama in front of porch monkey makes it so much more hilarious than it needs to be.

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#27 Edited By ShaggE

@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

""flogging the bishop""

That would also work as a Fatality. :D

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#28 Edited By Bestostero

nice lol

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#29 Edited By N7

@KaosAngel: Dude, I used to live in Birmingham Alabama. There were no black people anywhere. It was weird. We used to go to this truckstop called "Jacks Truckstop" and people would just casually throw out the N-word. It was like an episode of The Twilight Zone, except an entire city.

That was the most racist place I've ever seen in my life.

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#30 Edited By KaosAngel

@N7: Well, as a former resident of Alabama, is it more insulting to just use porch monkey or alabama porch monkey? Why would NetherRealm decide to block out the alabama part too?

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#31 Edited By deactivated-63bbfc9f777ec

@XII_Sniper: they guys in the game only have "implied" nuts you don't see them, so they're basically Ken dolls with just a sheet of flesh there instead

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#32 Edited By N7

@KaosAngel said:

" @N7: Well, as a former resident of Alabama, is it more insulting to just use porch monkey or alabama porch monkey? Why would NetherRealm decide to block out the alabama part too? "

Alabama Porch Monkey is more offensive because it's singling out black people in Alabama, which is waaay more offensive than saying the N-word because that's just a universal racist remark against black people, whereas this one is just talking about the ones from Alabama, making it more personal. Like it's wrong to be black in Alabama.

But then again, I'm not black, and we only lived there for like a year, so maybe we should ask the black people in Alabama?

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#33 Edited By KaosAngel

@TheVeteran13 said:

" @XII_Sniper: they guys in the game only have "implied" nuts you don't see them, so they're basically Ken dolls with just a sheet of flesh there instead "

When I noticed that during Cage's X-ray I was so pissed. Then I realized it was for the best...while I don't mind if cocks and balls are in the x-ray, I would be bothered if you see them literally burst/break/smash during the x-ray.

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#34 Edited By KaosAngel

@N7: Wow, I didn't see it as that. When I read Alabama Porch Monkey, I just assumed because people in the south are fucking lazy and Alabama is like the worst southern state. Again, no offense...I was raised in the North East, so my opinion on the south is a bit bias. >.>

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#35 Edited By N7

@KaosAngel: None taken. From my time in the south, I didn't like it very much at all. That's why I was glad to come back to Ohio.

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#36 Edited By DystopiaX

@Laketown said:

" pimp is censored. what "

I would take that as a complement.

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#37 Edited By deactivated-63bbfc9f777ec

@KaosAngel: Yeah I know it's for the best
That said I'm going to post a horrific video so. Enjoy!

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#38 Edited By KaosAngel

@TheVeteran13: ...dude was that jizz, please tell me that wasn't jizz...what the fuck. Could you imagine what would happen if they did put cock and balls in MK9?

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#39 Edited By demontium

@rentfn: word=zorron

zorron is sucha degrading word, glad they banned that one!

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#40 Edited By awesomeusername

@TheVeteran13 said:

" @KaosAngel: Yeah I know it's for the best
That said I'm going to post a horrific video so. Enjoy!

"

I feel like throwing up.

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#41 Edited By Milkman

Well, there goes my Jizz Muffin gamertag. Back to drawing board...

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#42 Edited By katanalauncher

word=genocide

What?

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#43 Edited By deactivated-63bbfc9f777ec

@awesomeusername: Looks like my work here is done
*dusts off hands in satisfied manner, rides into the sunset*

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#44 Edited By damswedon

I see a distinct lack of Wanker.

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#45 Edited By mazik765

@KaosAngel: They censored cracker, and while I'm white and not offended by it, it is a racial slur that some would be reasonably offended by.

Also, they censored cracker, but not kracker. Coincidence? I think not.

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#46 Edited By KaosAngel

@mazik765 said:

" @KaosAngel: .Also, they censored cracker, but not kracker. Coincidence? I think not. "

Hah, I noticed that too. They should've put all "c" words as "k" words as a joke.

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#47 Edited By awesomeusername

@TheVeteran13: *Pulls out remote control detonator and activates bomb under your seat.*

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#48 Edited By deactivated-63bbfc9f777ec

@awesomeusername: what the f..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
*dies*

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#49 Edited By awesomeusername

@TheVeteran13 said:

" @awesomeusername: what the f............................................KABOOM-DOOSH-BAM-KABLOOEY!..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*dies* *dies*"

Hasta la vista baby.

*Slings jacket over shoulder and walks off into the sunset.*

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