It literally made me laugh out loud. Especially because its completely true. Props to whoever wrote it.
Wow, the story section on this page....
I thought it sucked. GB is a wiki, its entire point is to get information on a game. Simply telling a reader that he sucks for caring about a story is utter shite. If nobody else will, I'll edit it into something that's actually informative one of these days.
I was going to just remove the opinionated parts, but then I realized that the author's complete disinterest for the story ensured that he never actually finished talking about it.
At this point we're going to need help from someone who has played the game and knows the story.
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