It literally made me laugh out loud. Especially because its completely true. Props to whoever wrote it.
Wow, the story section on this page....
I was going to just remove the opinionated parts, but then I realized that the author's complete disinterest for the story ensured that he never actually finished talking about it.
At this point we're going to need help from someone who has played the game and knows the story.
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