It literally made me laugh out loud. Especially because its completely true. Props to whoever wrote it.

Lol, that's great.  Sooooo true, as well.

Haha LMFAO thats hilarious

Its funny but people need to stop editorializing on the wiki pages cause their main purpose is for information not entertainment.

"Its funny but people need to stop editorializing on the wiki pages cause their main purpose is for information not entertainment."

So...go ahead and overhaul it :)  I'd do it but I'm not much of a writer.

"So...go ahead and overhaul it :)  I'd do it but I'm not much of a writer."

Yep. Needs a rewrite.

That is awesome, lmao

I thought it sucked. GB is a wiki, its entire point is to get information on a game. Simply telling a reader that he sucks for caring about a story is utter shite. If nobody else will, I'll edit it into something that's actually informative one of these days.

Wikis are for info not for "lolz"

2 months later and you guys are still complaining, just change it if it bothers you so much.

I was going to just remove the opinionated parts, but then I realized that the author's complete disinterest for the story ensured that he never actually finished talking about it.
At this point we're going to need help from someone who has played the game and knows the story.

"At this point we're going to need help from someone who has played the game and knows the story."

I'll do it, though I'm not the greatest writer.