Hey guys

So I suddenly remember that I backed the Pillars of Eternity kickstarter and have a copy as a result. Seeing as how I barely played Wasteland 2, I doubt I will get into Pillars of Eternity.

So instead of letting it be another game that gathers dust in my steam library, I will PM the steam code to whoever post a joke that I enjoy the most. I will send the steam code by the end of tomorrow (6/10/15 Pacific Time).

What do you call a beard's near death experience?

A Close Shave

A man from [INSERT HOME SCHOOL] and a man from [INSERT RIVAL SCHOOL] walk into a restroom to each use a urinal. The man from [INSERT HOME SCHOOL] finishes first and heads for the door. Before he gets there the man from [INSERT RIVAL SCHOOL] shouts, "They teach us to wash our hands at [RIVAL SCHOOL]." The man from [INSERT HOME SCHOOL] replies, "At [HOME SCHOOL] they teach us not to pee on our hands!"

two black guys and a priest walk into a bar

They had a nice time and they paid their tab and walked out.

Dave Lang walks into a bar.

Dave Lang is a joke.

I'll tell you the joke I told in 3rd grade that got me after school detention for 3 days and a Parent/ Teacher Conference... Remember, I was 8... and my dad let me watch an Andrew Dice Clay special.

RueTheWhirl got the code.