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Guardians is a dumb name, but in the same way that the Wii was a dumb name: we’ll all get used to it.

But I’m amazed that people are still mocking the Space Force. Space warfare is an inevitability. The Space Force already has plenty of responsibilities formerly shouldered by the Air Force. It’s like mocking the Navy because “duh, we live on land.”

Douglas Adams was wrong.

The Vogons have the fourth-worst poetry in the Universe.

Chopper Mike should be in Smash.

Fun fact: the voice for the elevator newscaster was also the voice of Cool Spot. 1

Dave Snider has more talent in his little finger than Kojima has in his whole body.

Aw, this reminds me of the 2009-era reviews with Jeff and Ryan...

X-CAVATE

EDIT: One big problem with this game (this game that I love) is the tooltips aren't adjusted to your soldier and squad upgrades. "This will heal 4 pips", proceeds to heal 6.

Putting cover where you need it is handy, but it also means you're clumping two rocket launcher targets next to each other.

Speaking of people who mispronounce their own last name, I want a word with Matt "Grayning."

EDIT: Good lord, I was ready to comment that the adjacency bonus doesn't work vertically, but it totally does. I need to go restructure and rebuild.

Keep it classy, folks. Your opinion is totally right. That other guy's opinion is totally wrong. Or maybe vice versa.