This half-Syrian half-Gypsie guy, known as Steve Jobs, seems to have a deep affection with fooling people into buying his stuff. He would make a good shoe salesman, at least better than Al Bundy.
 
Here's why Apple sucks, and you shouldn't buy its products. Brought to you by me, and I'm a very bright-minded guy with an stunted intellect.  So you can trust me:
 
1- DRM. I'm not really interested on paying for music that I'll never own.
2- They call their over-priced PCs "Mac". The only selling point of a shiny 27" monitor with a retarded OS on it not having a common name.
3- App Store. Seriously. 
4- iPad, despite having a glossy screen, doesn't have a USB port. 
5- iPhone is the dumbest smart phone out there.
 
 So stop buying Apple Products.